GPT-5 is the last chance that OpenAI has to really impress anyone and I think they are going to blow it. This shit is bleak, and the waste is gratuitous.
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*checks notes* oh yeah? well i heard the ceo of nvidia claim that ppl who don't use chatbots are gonna lose our jobs bc we get outcompeted... he's definitely an unbiased, objective, and reliable source with expertise in operational psychology and worker productivity, so i 100% believe him
jul 27, 2025, 8:26 pm • 4 0 • view
i swear to doG im so pissed at the corpo propaganda to torch the planet for compute cycles to create icarian alphabet soup generators rather than solve even superficially meaningful problems
jul 27, 2025, 8:29 pm • 3 0 • view
none of these words are in the elbiB
jul 28, 2025, 9:04 pm • 0 0 • view
GPT-5 will no doubt be lauded as "so wise, you just know when you're talking to it that something special is going on" with no metrics or new functionality to back that up.
jul 27, 2025, 8:17 pm • 21 0 • view
*dickens street urchin voice* “But ed but ed…this is the worst AI will ever be!”
jul 27, 2025, 8:24 pm • 4 0 • view
This one drives me insane.
jul 27, 2025, 8:24 pm • 3 0 • view
Oulipo did it better.
jul 27, 2025, 8:21 pm • 0 0 • view
There’s a unaddressed chicken/egg thing going on here where AI zealots insist it will change society, but it’s also clear that AI only functions as promised in a fundamentally different society. AI agents work great! If you are ok w/o having privacy & if the entire internet is restructured.
jul 27, 2025, 8:19 pm • 2 0 • view
Shorter: AI agents are the perfect solution for a society that has removed human agency.
jul 27, 2025, 8:20 pm • 2 0 • view
They won't. They'll just put out another model that is marginally better at some task and worse at others. The'll brag about benchmark, Sam Altman is gonna say some stupid shit like "This model reaches into the realm of superintelligence" and all the journalists just gonna parrot it again and again.
jul 27, 2025, 9:15 pm • 3 0 • view