If he's getting close they probably have him pumped full of whatever veterinary steroids they can get their hands on but I mean that's not a long term solution
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also it’s not like he JUST started to decline
aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 8 0 • view
My most dearly-held conspiracy theory is that covid fucked him up way more than anyone wants to let on
aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 14 0 • view
JD has been strutting around like a man who knows that Trump is on his last cankled leg
aug 30, 2025, 1:26 am • 4 0 • view
Please. Don’t get my hopes up.
aug 30, 2025, 1:57 am • 0 0 • view
No, but it's potentially a hellava weekend.
aug 30, 2025, 1:10 am • 0 0 • view
Let RFK Jr give him medical treatment
aug 30, 2025, 3:55 am • 1 0 • view
I bet you his arteries are nearly pasted shut with burger grease
aug 30, 2025, 3:13 am • 2 0 • view
Gotta think about who he surrounds himself with too. A bunch of the worlds worst, most power hungry pieces of shit imaginable with enough money to spare. I imagine it wouldnt take much for some minor sabotage to make things way worse real quick. Or, like, legit he's so dumb you could probably just
aug 30, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
convince him to do the opposite of whatever recommended medical advice he was given and rapidly decline himself. My dad was coming home after 3 months in the hospital with congestive heart failure and they stuck him in physical rehab and he died a week later. They didnt give him insulin.
aug 30, 2025, 1:21 am • 1 0 • view
He's got neuropathy and CVI so I suspect heart disease. But even though he's old as shit he's getting the best healthcare in the world so who knows? Cheney's still out there with his robot heart and I've had a bottle of champagne with his name on it in the fridge for 10 years.
aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 10 0 • view
Counterpoint: Cheney doesn't exclusively subsist on mcdonalds and diet coke
aug 30, 2025, 1:15 am • 7 0 • view
Yeah, but Donald's been straight edge his whole life so it evens out.
aug 30, 2025, 1:19 am • 0 0 • view
That's almost certainly part of the hand thing, he's very visibly falling apart in a way that has been like the last 10% of the journey for every old person I've ever known who got like this. His body is eating itself so all he has to do is get a stiff cold, like you said
aug 30, 2025, 1:14 am • 8 0 • view
"burning the furniture to keep the house warm" type shit
aug 30, 2025, 1:14 am • 4 0 • view
*Beck voice Veterinary steroids in the president’s bloodstream
aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 3 0 • view
I hope, and I normal would not say this, they give him all the Ivermectin his fiberglassed body can handle
aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 49 2 • view
What's the thing where blood cell membrane becomes too weak to hold together? Did I make that up or hear it in a scary podcast?
aug 30, 2025, 1:07 am • 23 0 • view
Lymphedema
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 am • 0 0 • view
Hemolysis maybe?
aug 30, 2025, 1:11 am • 3 0 • view
I buy it. I just like to think all his blood melted
aug 30, 2025, 1:12 am • 3 0 • view
🙏🏼
aug 30, 2025, 1:08 am • 1 0 • view
Some sort of hemolysis! My hope is that whatever happens is painful, he's fully aware, and scared 🥰
aug 30, 2025, 1:16 am • 27 0 • view
In Texas Ivermectin is now OTC, pretty sure JD is already on the road
aug 30, 2025, 1:36 am • 1 0 • view
normally*
aug 30, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
Steroids can cause fluid retention and electrolyte imbalances that exacerbate CHF. Short course for an inflammatory condition might be ok
aug 30, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
They're going to attempt to Weekend at Bernie him at least once. We just know it.
aug 30, 2025, 1:31 am • 2 1 • view
Musk will get rights to his brainprint or whatever we're calling that and he'll make a personality for Grok based on it
aug 30, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view