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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com

The right bee could finish the job at any time

aug 30, 2025, 4:05 pm • 164 6

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Haley Aurora @69420.cool

He can’t covfefe without his glasses!😭

aug 30, 2025, 5:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? @sekoku.bsky.social

This "My Girl" sequel seems weird, Ian.

aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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This is Sam. I am. @themewl.bsky.social

Where is his glasses? He can't see without his glasses!

aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 1 0 • view
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L @noisybrooklyn1.bsky.social

Murder hornet would be more gratifying. lol.

aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com

And yet, so far they have chosen not to. One must wonder why that is

aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 45 1 • view
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Adrian von Gegerfelt @designbyadrian.bsky.social

You won’t bee-lieve what happens next!

aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 0 0 • view
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone

isn't it kind of bee seppuku

aug 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 8 0 • view
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Rackletang @rackletang.bsky.social

I was gonna say kamikaz-bee but I heard it in my head and that bee commits other crimes and ew And then I said it anyway because yolo etc

aug 30, 2025, 4:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com

For the greater good though

aug 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 7 0 • view
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Icewind Dale Gribble @phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social

bees’ role in the vanguard is community support, it is the wasps’ role to sting relentlessly

aug 30, 2025, 4:16 pm • 5 0 • view
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Mr. Moresco @mrmoresco.bsky.social

the brave bee who sacrifices itself for the greater good, its hive will be under my protection

aug 30, 2025, 4:10 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jared Rizzi @jaredrizzi.bsky.social

Alliance with WASPs

aug 30, 2025, 4:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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maddie 🫧 @icantth.ink

Crossing my fingers that it’s a bee-zooka

aug 30, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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heyincendiary @heyincendiary.bsky.social

A fact I know because my gal is a beekeeper: their alarm pheromones smell like banana and so they tend to sting anybody who, say, wears the wrong perfume.

aug 30, 2025, 4:08 pm • 4 0 • view
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Sindrome @s1ndr0m3.bsky.social

Thankfully, they don't react to the scent of actual bananas. The alarm pheromone smells more like artificial banana flavor (like LaffyTaffy or Runts). They also dont "smell" things like we do. You can use lemongrass oil to attract them, though. But then you'd have bees on you.

aug 31, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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heyincendiary @heyincendiary.bsky.social

This is a good correction, it's exactly like Laffy Taffy.

aug 31, 2025, 2:33 am • 0 0 • view
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Elisa 🌶️🥔 @spicytater.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:06 pm • 1 0 • view
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Pixel Pushers Union 512 @ppu512.bsky.social

I want to bee-lieve. 😔

aug 30, 2025, 4:28 pm • 2 0 • view
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🦉 @smallmutuals.bsky.social

Whoever controls the bees controls the world

aug 30, 2025, 4:12 pm • 7 0 • view