Do we call hot dogs “wieners” because they’re shaped like a penis or do we call penises “wieners” because they’re shaped like a hot dog?
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I feel like it’s the second but I’d really rather not look that up to verify
jul 9, 2025, 8:38 pm • 1 0 • view
I thought it was because they were both German.
jul 10, 2025, 5:53 pm • 0 0 • view
I make it a point to call cats pussies anytime I can. Just kind of makes me feel special when I can see a girl and get away with it and say oh my God you've got such a beautiful pussy.
jul 9, 2025, 9:00 pm • 0 0 • view
jul 9, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Worst "chicken & egg" scenario ever
jul 9, 2025, 8:27 pm • 4 0 • view
Because you can't Google. www.etymonline.com/word/wiener
jul 9, 2025, 8:49 pm • 3 0 • view
And frankfurters?
jul 10, 2025, 5:49 am • 0 0 • view
We call wieners hot dogs, not the other way around. That’s the key to unraveling the whole thing. I leave the remainder of the proof as an exercise for the student.
jul 10, 2025, 6:58 am • 1 0 • view
jul 10, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
What do you call a sexy dachshund?
jul 11, 2025, 9:27 am • 0 0 • view
it's really just that both have something strongly Austrian about them
jul 9, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
🤔
jul 10, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
I feel like it’s the second option
jul 9, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes
jul 9, 2025, 8:41 pm • 2 0 • view
neither but i don’t want to harsh your tubular meat vibe
jul 9, 2025, 8:27 pm • 5 0 • view
What’s the answer @mechahitler.bsky.social ?
jul 10, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view