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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social

Seriously, WTF is up with this trend? Are ALL restaurants going to the same damn consultant with a "boxy" fetish?

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aug 23, 2025, 5:01 am • 33 2

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THEE NWMagpie - #KHive - FREE L.A. and D.C. @thenwmagpie.bsky.social

They must be using the same "consultant" that's designing homes out here in the PNW. 🤮

aug 23, 2025, 6:06 am • 9 0 • view
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Villanelle’s Pink Dress 🌷 @tasslefizney1.bsky.social

How we went from beautiful craftsman style homes to standard builder grade developments is sad.

aug 23, 2025, 3:05 pm • 5 0 • view
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THEE NWMagpie - #KHive - FREE L.A. and D.C. @thenwmagpie.bsky.social

The ILs' neighbor has spent 10 years building the equivalent of a 3-story shipping container, and poured over $2m into it. It's so out of place in a neighborhood full of Craftsmans and old-school foursquares. I call it the 3-Story Mistake.

aug 23, 2025, 4:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Villanelle’s Pink Dress 🌷 @tasslefizney1.bsky.social

We have a few of the black paint with wood “modern” houses around here. They’re not bad houses, they just look out of place.

aug 23, 2025, 4:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cat.cat (CC) @cat-cat87.bsky.social

Bring back the Bisexual Taco Bell and Rodeo Hat Arby’s of the 90s

aug 23, 2025, 5:12 am • 8 0 • view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Bisexual Taco Bell😂 Also bring back the .89 meximelt, you assholes!

aug 23, 2025, 9:19 am • 6 0 • view
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social

They brought back the caramel apple empanada for a couple of weeks last year... and had the audacity to charge $3 for that tiny thing! It's SO GOOD, but damn, I had one, and only one, because who can justify that price?? It was 99 cents back when it was a regular item! That's 200% INFLATION!

aug 23, 2025, 3:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Ziggy Tzardust @ziggytzardust.bsky.social

It's easier to rebrand if the business fails. These days it's more likely they're leasing property rather than owning it outright. Doesn't stop it being ugly.

aug 23, 2025, 6:51 am • 4 0 • view
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social

A great explainer (I also like this guy's energy):

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aug 26, 2025, 2:36 pm • 4 1 • view
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Lilly 🐝💛 @lillyhkmg.bsky.social

I assume it's cheaper to replicate. Everything is done for $$$ with no taste. 🤷‍♀️🫶

aug 23, 2025, 3:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Polycule of One, Hive of K #🟦 @polyculeofone.bsky.social

I wonder if they're all doing tilt-up or prefab walls now. It would make sense as a reason for that.

aug 23, 2025, 5:35 am • 2 0 • view
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social

It just doesn't make sense in locations with a ton of rain or a ton of snow. The generic boxy look provides no visual representation of the brand either. Yeesh. It's just dull, boring, uninspired, and lame.

aug 23, 2025, 3:07 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pamela Parkington @bigdogmomthree.bsky.social

It's a design trend that came about because it's cheaper to build and maintain boxes.

aug 23, 2025, 3:09 pm • 0 0 • view
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Maudi63 @maudi63.bsky.social

I hate it. My doctor’s practice recently moved into a brand new building and it has that same type of design. 👇 There is a Starbucks next to it that looks like the doctor’s office. 👇

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aug 23, 2025, 5:29 am • 11 0 • view
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Maudi63 @maudi63.bsky.social

Yes, those are renderings from the builders because I couldn’t find actual ones. That’s exactly what they look like finished. I hate that my doctor’s office moved. It was a 5 minute drive from my house and now it’s 20. 😩 😂

aug 23, 2025, 5:44 am • 4 0 • view
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DidntWeAlmostHaveItAll @theeruthie.bsky.social

Fascist and commie architectures are both ugly and heartless

aug 23, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social

McD’s used to be fun and now looks like it’s having a midlife crisis.

aug 23, 2025, 3:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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DidntWeAlmostHaveItAll @theeruthie.bsky.social

Forget the logo, the cracker barrel building is threatening patrons with a prison mess hall

aug 23, 2025, 3:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social

Google has made it super easy to find alternatives while on the road. I just drove from NY to Indiana and back, and we were able to find things like good tacos and ramen along the way. No need for Cracker Bucket.

aug 23, 2025, 4:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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DidntWeAlmostHaveItAll @theeruthie.bsky.social

It’s a new era! has probably been a few decades since I stopped at a Cracker Barrel on a road trip

aug 24, 2025, 2:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social

It’s not something I seek out.

aug 24, 2025, 3:11 am • 0 0 • view
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DidntWeAlmostHaveItAll @theeruthie.bsky.social

Being real, none of those places are on my list

aug 24, 2025, 3:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Suburban Harridan @florafaunaff.bsky.social

Yes, not for me, either.

aug 24, 2025, 3:21 am • 0 0 • view
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Patricia Lynn @patriciaslagoski.bsky.social

Boring

aug 23, 2025, 12:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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OnepodJ💎 @j1pod.bsky.social

And they all suck

aug 26, 2025, 3:04 pm • 0 0 • view