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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Them: "Suck it snowflakes!" Also them: *commercials make me melt down* I only get annoyed at drug commercials that remake the lyrics of old songs to incorporate their weird-ass nameπŸ˜‚ And that Kroger "Get Low" commercial. Jail.

jul 5, 2025, 10:06 pm β€’ 6 0

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sktea w/gin & β€œa Republic, if you can keep it” @sktea.bsky.social

Haha I HATE those Kroger commercials

jul 5, 2025, 10:24 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Hearing it at 5am when I'm just trying to drink my coffee and get ready for work.

jul 5, 2025, 10:26 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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We're finally escaping MiddleTown Property Group! πŸ₯³πŸΎπŸŽ‰ @alyssonfergison.com

Why, God.... WHY?!?

jul 5, 2025, 10:47 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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LoveNotHate @dispatchermom.bsky.social

Couldn’t agree more. People dancing and singing about have diabetes is surreal to me.

jul 5, 2025, 10:09 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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We're finally escaping MiddleTown Property Group! πŸ₯³πŸΎπŸŽ‰ @alyssonfergison.com

I can't even remember the real song lyrics to Magic anymore because of those fucking Ozempic commercials. Takes me *a while* to even remember the actual title to the original song. I swear, I'm just gonna start lighting shit on fire one day and when I do, it'll be of some stupid shit like that. 🀣

jul 5, 2025, 10:08 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

🎢O-o-o-Ozempic!🎢

jul 5, 2025, 10:11 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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We're finally escaping MiddleTown Property Group! πŸ₯³πŸΎπŸŽ‰ @alyssonfergison.com

You get a free pass for this only once. 🀣

jul 5, 2025, 10:15 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Being up at 5am for work, and Fox59 is going to pay for thisπŸ˜‚

jul 5, 2025, 10:17 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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jlfrussell.bsky.social @jlfrussell.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

jul 5, 2025, 10:13 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Phil Blackwell @philblackwell.bsky.social

Never mind that in all those drug commercials somehow, someway EVERYONE is happy despite the hundreds of possible side effects.

jul 5, 2025, 10:11 pm β€’ 3 0 β€’ view
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We're finally escaping MiddleTown Property Group! πŸ₯³πŸΎπŸŽ‰ @alyssonfergison.com

I presume they're dancing while they can, because once that incurable "infection of the skin of the perineum" sets in and they slowly & painfully die because even modern medicine can't fix that problem, there's not gonna whole lot of dancing. 😬😱🀣

jul 5, 2025, 10:14 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Me: *Watching Can't Hardly Wait* You: "Infection of the skin of the perineum" πŸ˜‚

jul 5, 2025, 10:15 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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We're finally escaping MiddleTown Property Group! πŸ₯³πŸΎπŸŽ‰ @alyssonfergison.com

Hey... you followed me and you've been around here long enough to know that shit is gonna happen from time to time. I'd apologize, but we both know I wouldn't mean it. 🀣

jul 5, 2025, 10:19 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

πŸ˜‚

jul 5, 2025, 10:20 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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Phil Blackwell @philblackwell.bsky.social

Or soaking in side-by-side tubs. Or staging mass walkouts. Or...you get the point

jul 5, 2025, 10:18 pm β€’ 2 0 β€’ view
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We're finally escaping MiddleTown Property Group! πŸ₯³πŸΎπŸŽ‰ @alyssonfergison.com

Side-by-side tubs... IN THEIR BACKYARD (which is also apparently a forest). 🀣

jul 5, 2025, 10:20 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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Phil Blackwell @philblackwell.bsky.social

We've dealt with 20 years of these ridiculous ads instead of having....health care for all

jul 5, 2025, 10:33 pm β€’ 1 0 β€’ view
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We're finally escaping MiddleTown Property Group! πŸ₯³πŸΎπŸŽ‰ @alyssonfergison.com

Yep!

jul 5, 2025, 10:48 pm β€’ 0 0 β€’ view