Good morning! Captain Chaos looks tightly wired and ready to uncoil when the news finally comes
Good morning! Captain Chaos looks tightly wired and ready to uncoil when the news finally comes
I just woke up and immediately checked my phone😂
Yes, but he just swatted at my leg when I went in to make coffee. Little shit was purring while he did it. Weirdest damn cat ever😂
Clearly you WERENT appreciative enough of the work that went into the latest sock acquisition. I mean. That’s on you.
Tell him he is a good hunter or he will attack you in the shower for not saying it!
Little shit already swung on me when I was making coffee. I threw some catnip at him, so he's high as balls😂
Ah, yes, drugs to control & distract him. 😂
I know it's probably white trash we have car mats as toys, but they all three sit on them and wait for me to sprinkle it on them, and then lose their shit digging on the mats😂
Eh, car mats are the original snuffle mats to Indianapolis. I think it’s fine. 🤷♀️
LOL😂 I'm gonna start playing "Back Home Again in Indiana" every morning for them."