Four paragraphs of "Wow, humans are the new bad guys in Alien: Earth", before he remembers that, actually, humans were the old bad guys in the original movies... Money for old rope...
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Grauniad has a habit of hiring reviewers ignorant of the franchises they are reviewing
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Tell me you've never met Carter Burke without telling me you've never met Carter Burke
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"...Burke cheerfully plotting to smuggle facehuggers home inside his colleagues’ ribcages", in the actual piece, as an afterthought...
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