Everything Trump Touches Dies, shitty attorney edition
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"we’ll be announcing over the next two days" What are these fools going to do? One letter of the name, every four hours? It's almost as though he's vying with the damn vatican, like a spoilt, attention starved child would!
may 8, 2025, 5:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Yup, including Ivana and Epstein
may 9, 2025, 12:44 am • 1 0 • view
He's. Touching. Our. Country. !!!!!
may 9, 2025, 7:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Just once I wish he'd say, "We're gonna pick someone who really sucks, but we're desperate and hope it all works out for us."
may 8, 2025, 4:25 pm • 2 0 • view
They never tell the truth
may 8, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
You got that right.
may 8, 2025, 7:40 pm • 1 0 • view
Um, Martin was an awhole according to strict scrutiny so I'm pretty happy
may 8, 2025, 7:43 pm • 0 0 • view
Rick Wilson called it. They all turn to shit.
may 8, 2025, 5:01 pm • 4 0 • view
Thank goodness but guessing next pick will be no better
may 8, 2025, 4:15 pm • 4 0 • view
I mean, he still has Hegseth and Kennedy and Bondi and...
may 8, 2025, 4:11 pm • 3 0 • view
may 11, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Good!
may 8, 2025, 6:28 pm • 0 0 • view
AG Scott Baio
may 8, 2025, 4:17 pm • 11 0 • view
If Martin rushes to Dulles he can still make the parade in Moscow. 😳
may 8, 2025, 4:44 pm • 4 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣
may 8, 2025, 9:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Ha! Judge Jeanine!!???
may 10, 2025, 3:38 am • 0 0 • view
Did he choose Satin?
may 8, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Crime is down 25 percent in DC he says. Ok. If true, that has zero to do with the US Attorney.
may 8, 2025, 4:15 pm • 7 0 • view
Judge Box Of Wine. Jesus.
may 9, 2025, 1:37 am • 4 0 • view
Why is he always behind the resolute desk now……
may 8, 2025, 9:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Driving around the golf course every weekend must be exhausting.
may 9, 2025, 3:07 am • 0 0 • view
If the person he's announcing is so great, why didn't he lead with person?
may 8, 2025, 5:13 pm • 2 0 • view
Probably will be shitty pants, red nugget
may 8, 2025, 4:37 pm • 1 0 • view
“He will be the greatest ever in the history of the world!” … until I fire him in a few months
may 8, 2025, 10:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Womp womp
may 8, 2025, 4:26 pm • 4 0 • view
Could this be the return of Gaetz?
may 8, 2025, 4:20 pm • 9 0 • view
OMG that's funny.
may 8, 2025, 7:28 pm • 1 0 • view
Translation. He'll be corrupt
may 8, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Let me guess, "I never really knew the guy..." 🤪
may 8, 2025, 4:19 pm • 3 0 • view
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may 9, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
I bet it's gonna be Marco Rubio.
may 8, 2025, 4:18 pm • 22 0 • view
Underrated comment 🤣 I audibly snort laughed
may 8, 2025, 4:58 pm • 3 0 • view
😂
may 8, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣😂🤣😂
may 8, 2025, 6:37 pm • 3 0 • view
OMG YES! Lil Marco needs more Lil jobs.
may 8, 2025, 7:29 pm • 5 0 • view
😂
may 8, 2025, 8:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Nope. Jeanine Piro
may 8, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
Marco would have been a better pick. WTF. 🫣
may 8, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
#ETTD
may 8, 2025, 8:57 pm • 0 0 • view
why does it take two days to announce a new candidate?
may 8, 2025, 8:24 pm • 1 0 • view
Doesn't know him. Just a coffee boy.
may 8, 2025, 7:28 pm • 0 0 • view
So what made this guy any more awful than the rest of the administration? Can’t figure out what they considered a bridge too far this time. 🥴
may 8, 2025, 4:55 pm • 4 0 • view
tRump gets very excited running people's careers and families.
may 8, 2025, 7:25 pm • 0 0 • view
Why can’t Marco just do every job? That will cut down on expenses greatly.
may 8, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
may 10, 2025, 5:19 pm • 0 0 • view
Two days, two weeks ... it's always too much
may 8, 2025, 4:23 pm • 1 0 • view
😅🤣😂
may 9, 2025, 12:56 am • 2 0 • view
What's the back story on that guy?? Given the other nominees that were ok'd despite being so unqualified.
may 9, 2025, 8:59 am • 2 0 • view
Whenever donnie announces a new nominee for any high level position within his administration he always describes the person as great. However, reality sets in during the confirmation hearings and the person donnie described as great is usually a deeply flawed and compromised person. Go figure. 🤔
may 8, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Did Ed Martin get too close to JD Vance?
may 8, 2025, 4:13 pm • 5 0 • view
Watch him nominate Kid Rock. I wish I were kidding.
may 8, 2025, 4:12 pm • 5 0 • view
Do you agree with Trump it’s good that dockworkers and truck drivers losing their jobs is a good thing? Haha. bsky.app/profile/atru...
may 8, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 1 • view
No doubt some incompetent Trump DEI hire.
may 8, 2025, 5:27 pm • 2 0 • view
two days, two weeks. A delay of “two days/weeks” always means there is no Plan B.
may 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 2 0 • view
Smells trumpy. bsky.app/profile/mypd...
may 9, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
Yep.
may 9, 2025, 5:29 am • 0 0 • view
👏👏👏
may 8, 2025, 8:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank goodness
may 8, 2025, 7:13 pm • 2 0 • view