trump is taking credit for something that’s already happened (lower crime) in order to claim something is terrible to then announce he fixed it in order to exert control and the terrible problem that is now fixed because of him and is better than ever. The weave Did I get that summed up correctly?

They can’t get their lies straight. So what is it? Crime is so terrible that we need to send in National Guard, Crime is down because of our great God Trump?

Well, now that was the fastest decline in crime an announcement and then an announcement all at the same press conference.So we have to put federal resources into the city because of crime then the FBI come in and say but crime is the best it’s been . what an absolute clown show

Whichever sticks to the wall.

Oopsie, he’s getting an earful for not supporting the taco’s lies. 😂😂

Why is he so short? Is he sitting?

He’s hella short 😂😂😂😂😂

Logic, reasoning, truth, and facts are pesky little things this administration doesn't understand, use, or acknowledge.

This is from January 2025. www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

this will be deleted by day's end

Criminals complying in advance, cowed by all these 5' tall warriors

For those living in the cities he mentioned...Baltimore, Chicago, and Oakland...get ready for some unwelcomed guests

Bingo wake the f up people! Is this really how you want your country to be seen around the world? Being taken over by this complete idiot where is all the patriotism??? Asking for a friend! 🤔🤨

If he’s announcing that on the day the feds invade DC, it’s clear that the crime rate was already low.

The Regime has no trouble believing in two contradictory ideas at the same time

This is about ***Forget Epstein*** Forget Epstein*** Forget Epstein***

Crime rate in DC lowest than 30 years. So let me take over the police in the National Guard so that you can’t drag me out of the White House.

Too much unexpected pushback? Just starting to realize more of us pay attention to, and understand polls and stats, than don't (MAGA)? Now. Who's smart-enough to leak the pristine (untouched by Bondi) Epstein files. Let's go.

Trump’s firing face

Wait for the videos of them dragging homeless off the streets.

It’s always revenge.

Is it just me, or does that guy look insane?

Lowest “ in history”!!! 😝😝😝

🤣🤣🤣 He brought the wrong script. This is the one he was supposed to read after trump's invasion of Washington. 🤣

Reminiscent of the old "October Surprise" where supposedly "Iran was so afraid of Reagan, that they released the hostages before trying to negotiate with him because he said he'd be mean to them."🙄

According to last year's police report from DC, the murder rate had dropped significantly as did rapes, assault, thefts and burglaries. And that was before Trump. So now Patel, or whatever his fuck name is, his claiming those numbers as his own. What a putz.

That hard swallow he did mid-sentence, before he lied

He’s got some crazy eyes 👀

Kash is 6'3" right?

Blind fool, aren't fooling Americans! Instead stroking PEDOfuhrer's fking EGO without data & facts! Is that excluding the ICE murders, plane crashes, women's abortion (mother & fetus), measles, & polio outbreaks, ignoring Epstein scandal, COVID deaths, climate change disasters, ie TX flooding, etc!

Damn he is a shorty!

Not if they're trying to increase it.

He can't even keep his eyes open when he's standing up. Trump is a haggard, feeble old crone.

Dogg is 5’4”

Patel actually lives in Las Vegas, from what I understand. Maybe he is not current on the "messaging?"

Kinda weird to be saying they have cracked down on child traffickers while a big child trafficker is standing right behind you.

They're too busy destroying the evidence! 🤷🤬

100%.

Right?!

I never realized how short Kash Patel was until this video... surprised Orange Dictator didn't require him to buy 12" shoe lifts

Also neglecting to state that crime rates were already on a downward trend under the Biden administration: disingenuous at best to outright lying.

Is Kash Patel really short?

They are too stupid to recognize their own hypocrisy. What a terrible time to be American

It’s a frickin circus 🤡

Well, you are on track to be THE worst dir of the FBI EVER.

We need to start a bail/legal account for protesters & if any money is left over at the end of this regimes rein,it could be donated to the ACLU or whoever the people think it should go to. Some people can't risk protesting without support of bail money. #attorney. Need attorneys to get this started

Wow! That was fast!

Oops.

Patel is simply in over his head as FBI director.

Bingo

They're all f^cking nutz!!

There is no intelligence in charge of DC anymore. I think you are required to be even more idiotic than the 🍊💩🤡 in order to be part of his regime.

And we can expect the numbers to be forged so that it looks like the crime rate goes down as the morgues fill up after martial law.

Based on a lie.

open.substack.com/pub/objectio...

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: “We’re flooding DC with 🤡s”

He’s just a weird lil f***er isn’t he?

Huh?

I'm wondering if DJT ppl are also gonna take this opportunity to do a data heist on crimes being investigated, or committed but not prosecuted, by various elected officials & their family, friends & associates. Perhaps they will disappear these for the right price.

Is Kash Patel 5 feet tall?

He looks like a terrified man with a gun to his head s he’s saying this.

Missing Gerry Connolly even more right now … he’d be outraged by this ridiculous, and likely illegal, action and speaking out about it immediately.

Don’t want no short short man

Remember when conservatives were freaking out about the "Jade Helm" during the Obama administration? Claiming Obama was going to invade cities. Where TF are those people now?

Off topic but does Hegseth look bloated?

They're not known for their intelligence!

🖐️is he standing up

How did i not realize how short he is?

All I see are Nazis and sexual assaulters… can’t even hear what they’re saying

Trump looks like he's struggling to stay awake!

Trump does not care about crime rates. He needs troops to carry out his assault on Democracy to ensure no elections in 2028.

“WTF is a midget doing up there with those eyes?! He looks like a coked up version of a midget with coked up eyes!”

The crime in DC was the lowest inv30 years before Trump's tricks...what a joke he is.

Wow Kash- contradicting your big boss is sooooo short sighted And They should have got you an apple box to stand on at least

And points out they are arresting perpetrators of crimes against children with a pedophile standing behind him

He needs a bigger box. PatELF

Is Kash Patel wearing lifts?

Is Trump sleeping standing up?

Three and a half assholes walk in to a bar.

so get your goons off the frickin' streets!!!!!!!

How tall is that Patel? 5’5?

Whoops he slipped and the truth fell out.

Oof! Just got back from book club and Hubbs asked if I saw this, said Kash "...was seriously trippin' balls".

The richest country in the world, and we STILL can't even get a booster seat for Kash.

He’s on his knees.

Fools fools fools

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If Hegseth is 6'0 that would make Patel 5'0. Remember when they put Kash in that high chair?😂😂😂 www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ka...

🤡🎦

When your statements don't have a leg to stand on, you look like you're not standing at all.

Once the tariff recession hits crime will skyrocket. Thanks Trump, thanks Kash.

Irrelevant to anything, but I had no idea Patel does not meet the height requirement for most rides. No wonder he is such a miserable lout.

Crime rates are high when they need to send armed goons amongst the populace. Crime rates are low when they need to brag for the cameras. Even if both are happening simultaneously.

Holy shit I had no idea how tiny he is 😳

Is he only 4 feet tall?

Is it too soon to plan what we will do when he postpones the 2026 elections?

Time travelers. Today’s federal takeover is what led to historic low crime rates last January.

Double think. Like most of us you don’t seem to have perfected it. If trump says it’s out of control you have to be able to worry about it & support all the unconstitutional moves he’s making to reduce it, while simultaneously celebrating it’s at the lowest level ever because of him.

It's an emergency except when it's not an emergency and, especially when the only emergency is called Epstein.

Completely inept…this administration is a ridiculous bad joke. Evildoers in positions of immense power. Not good.

Same playbook, the imposters are flooding fake news to fake media sites. They are actually weaker than the last gang. This time, the evangelicals and real zealots are reinforcing their marionette strings on the daily. If the Republican congress doesn’t wake up, the ppl will eliminate them all. 🇺🇸

Do they even talk about stuff before they grandstand?

OMG he’s so tiny! A tiny, sad and angry little man

Distraction 🐿️!

🙏

He wants to take credit for the lower crime rate. He'll quietly withdraw the federal agents and claim he solved the nonexistent crimewave.

I'll bet not a peep from the press corps asking for ACTUAL STATS. Cowards. They better get shamed & banned fr journalism when this is over.

Hey ding dong, if the murder rate is dropping so sharply why are you attempting to occupy the city on the premise of uncontrollable violent crime?

A man on a short leash who now has a short career ahead of him.

Thanks to Democrats policies. So why are you deploying the National Guard? Simple questions any Joe could ask.

Dumb and dumber

ooops!

"But Kamala is a cop"

OMG 😂

So, does that mean the national guard deployment to D.C. is over with already?

Wow...that worked FAST.

No one greatlier at fixing problems they entirely make up like Daddy Trump is do. And So Can You. Thank you 4 your tension to this martyr.

Didn't realize he's that short. I thought he was taller.

Makes Trump Look tall. Trumpy likes that.

Trump cabinet; taking the oxy out of oxymoron

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

These guys are such dipshits

Didn’t realize Kash was so short.

What a joke this bug eyed bastard is !

Patel always appears to be completely insane.

...there might be a reason for that... www.downwithtyranny.com/post/midnigh...

"we'll be bringing the National Guard and other law enforcment agencies*" *is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

This is the DUMBEST regime to ever exist. Which only proves they are too stupid to sustain this BS cosplay.

Except by the regime. Their murder rate is up. Release the files

He probably had “big balls” attacked. All this BS is to distract from Ebstein. They are all standing their smirking, lying their asses off. F them. EBSTEIN EBSTEIN EBSTEIN. Stay focused.

When the boss is insane, not much makes sense...

Say what?

shouldn't they have gotten him a stepstool?

Let's talk about Government Waste 🗑.

They’re all so despicable.

Do they talk to each other?