Trump is a Pathetic joke!

The greatest deal maker of all time, ladies and gentlemen.

I really despise this fucker.

Wherever you go, there you are

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

He’s so unserious. He’s unbelievable

Covfefe

And hamberders!!

Ladies and Gentlemen...a stable genius.

“If I don’t arrive by 10 am, then it means I didn’t arrive by 10 am.” Pure philosophical gold

#greatpresidentialquotesinhistory 🙄

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Genius I tells ya, genius!

Quote of the day - (Russian translator): Putin "Glad to see you alive." 😂😂😂

Embarrassing

I was just amazed at his words! F’ing idiot.

I’m writing it down wildly. Is deal spelled with two or three “L”s?

Let’s see if he makes it up or down the stairs of Air Force One. Careful! Don’t want to fall like Ivana😏 In case you forgot, he’s a RAPIST😡😡😡 #Epstein all day, every day

Wanker.

All that talking and so is there a ceasefire or what?

Nobel peace prize. Womp womp.

Not even the concept of a deal

The Village Idiot My Friends!

What a dotard

Wow. That’s deep

They'll make a deal in two weeks.

It is what it is. But what is "it"?

And of course, he has to bring up the "Russia hoax" thing again.

CONCEPTS OF A DEAL FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!

That's very nearly a #YogiBerra* *You may be too young to get this reference

The Art of the No Deal until There’s a Deal

There is no deal. Period. There will never be. fElon demented should just save all this stupid "pomp and fellatio"

deep...really deep

The Yogi Berra of our time 🙄

"The hottest country in the world." This oaf.

He damn near fell asleep.

If the US were not so large, volatile and therefore potentially dangerous, I’d feel sorry for its citizens. He’s an embarrassment.

Every effing day.

I genuinely hope things get better.

Me too but I’m keeping it in check until we see something truly encouraging.

He's no Monty Hall.

Sounds like something a dumb shit would say.

King of Tautologies. "It is what it is."

Yeah, he's a fucking genius 🙄

Yogi Berra said that?

I am sick of the D word!

The Liar Racist RAPIST Fascist Felon Criminal Trump with his Liar Racist Terrorist War Criminal Dictator Putin BS Summit in Alaska was a Failure like he always does any Deal and only it was a Photo op that helped his Boss Putin and nothing to help Ukraine!

@angrystaffer.bsky.social "No deal until there's a deal," sounds like a Yogi Berra quote. "It's deja vu all over again."

I felt like ChatGPT wrote Trump presentation.

ChatGPT has more intelligence than trump. ChatGPT has no real intelligence at all. Both are true.

Excellent

Both should be left on the trash heap of history.

A 4th grader could have made a better presentation.

It may have been better for negotiations to send his ghost writer.

Lots of sniffing.

He sold us out for a couple of lines??!!

He sold us out years ago, this was his master showing the world who's really in charge.

What a sad day for our country.

So, a “nothing-burger” to distract from the Epstein/Trump files.

Thank you Yogi Berra

Yogi quote?

Sorry Donnie, no Nobel for you! 🤣😂

If He Made MAGA Forget the #EpsteinFiles for a Day, Time with Putin was a Trump Win. youtu.be/GSE728iurSQ

Gosh, he's a genius 🙄

Why let Putin speak first? kind of giving his cards away. and Russia Russia Russia hoax? they have so much kompromat on him

2 weeks

Very strongly

Arggghhhh. He’s so fucking stupid. Two scoops of stumpy.

*two scoops of stupid, not stumpy, although that works too!

“Just happy to be here. Hope I can help the team. Play em one game at a time.”

It’s almost as if he’d said “It’s not over until the fat lady sings!”

All that was pure clownery. Pumping each other in the meeting. Hastily put their clothes back on and had unit presser to make us think they aren’t lovers.

He could be a sports commentator with nonsense like that.

Russia Russia Russia hoax 🫤

Jesus FC

There’s no deal. He looks really tired and actually defeated. Neither one of them gave any details of even a parameter of things discussed.

I'm flabbergasted that anyone takes either of them seriously. It's stupid. The "news" seriously reporting anything he says as important/real annoys me. Just stop already. Waste of time.

Yeah, he's Mark Twain and Yogi Berra's love child.

Such a way with word salad.

Regular jenius.

President David Dennison is such a genius!

A real stable genius at work. /s

Yogi Berra he ain't

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That's like a Yogi-ism without the intelligence and humor

Also Trump: Where mah Peace Prize?

Frump will now need to twist arms in Ukraine since he is Putin’s Bitch.

He’s such a wordsmith.😏

He’s almost Manson-like in his eloquence

What fucking nothing burger.

But, but, they made a no deal within 3 hours! 🤣

At least it wasn’t in two weeks.

Donald J Kidfucker would be a great leader, if he were someone else and moderately useful in any capacity.

Pathetic stuff here. He knew within the first 2 minutes Putin was going to play him and nothing would happen.

"Twee-dee chess, all da way! Dat's our Donnie!"

Trump will have a deal with Putin when he makes a deal like the one he made with the Taliban (when he surrendered).

He has a special way with words, doesn’t he?

Dicktator Oblivious Obvious

He’s saving it for the season finale.

💀💀💀🎯

I thought a letter was a deal?!?!

Wasn't he just boasting about how he makes deals?

There’s no deal until Trump secures a Nobel Peace Prize. Once that happens, he’ll help Putin get all the land he wants.

He got played. Do addresses in Alaska have Russian postal codes yet?

#PedoPrez claims he was ‘being a little bit sarcastic’ when he bragged that he could end the war in 24 hours.

He’s also a chronic liar so there’s that.

Had to drag Joe over the coals and bring up Russian election interference as if it were a lie.

That was their agreement in the Beast, since both of them knew that nothing was going to happen. What a waste of time and money but I could have easily bet all my money and felt confident in the results.

“It ain’t over ‘till it’s over.” “It’s like déjà vu all over again.” “You can observe a lot by just watching.” Who knew we elected Yogi as President?

Me: There's no peace until the fat fuck's in Prison, or deceased. What ever comes first. Personally, I'm hoping for the latter.