Nope. Madge’s fuck buddy ended up in the Room with “the press”

He's bragging he put an end to 6 wars? Ffs... However I love the fact that Zelenskyy's wife penned a letter to Trump just like Melania wrote one to Putin. Well played... Well played 😂

Did she? Mrs. Zelenskyy, that is. I don't give a 🐀 🐀🫏 about anything Melania says, unless it's actually Laura Benanti speaking.

The Melania letter was written by AI and signed by Donald. Same signature style (looks like Jack the Ripper with a Sharpie, which is EXACTLY what Trump is.)

Zelenskyy just gave it to Trump in front of everyone. Trump did not read it btw. And now he's bragging about making DC safe because transgenre people encourage violence. My god.

What a vile, dangerous fool Mango Mussolini is!

Melania has the same pubic hair signature that Trump has. It's even in Sharpie on the letter.

I’m gonna wait in the hallway and try to sneak in by carrying the shrimp tray. After all, someone (aside from POTUS, Veepster, Big Marco, and Stevie Boy) needs to advocate Vlad’s position. And after pounding some Bud Light Lime in the restroom w Vlad in Anchorage, I am so that guy!

Hope it goes better than this...

LOL, Hegseth is in the room. Maybe that list is just who got a seat on a couch?

It didn’t take long for Trump to start airing his usual grievances just now. We are back to him not getting credit for ending 6 wars, he used to get great publicity, blah, blah.

Done, you say? Nothing will be accomplished as long as Zelenskyy refuses to give Putin anything. They'll keep pressuring him until he gives in. Wearing him down until he's exhausted into submission. However, we all know that's not going to happen.

I guess Loomer's flight got delayed?

Turnip is on a whining binge about everything unfair to HIM, nothing will get done regarding the war, he is at war with the world and nothing else matters to him. He doesnt even make sense any longer, none.

Vance will start something at some point during the meeting to just appear relevant

It might be early. He has to get to the airport to start his 8th vacation since February by 3

Most. but not all

It's hard to think of two bigger clowns than these guys.

Sad clowns.

Dumb and Dumber. I’m just not sure which way round that is!

Both are reasonably smart and could probably be competent in a different administration, but choose to beclown themselves to win favor with the capo. Vance's behavior last time w/ Zelensky earns him the moniker of clown, whereas Marquito is still merely a soulless little brownnosing prick.

Tweedle Dee and Dumber!

I’d say clown and cuck, respectively, but that’s really nitpicking.

Didn’t hurt, but they’re all clowns in their own right anyway

Oh, so Vance paused vacay time.

He wants to prove he can sit at the grownups table but it won’t work.

They had to lock Stephen Miller in his office because he was insisting he could arrest Zelensky and all the others because they're not US citizens and that would end the Ukraine war in just minutes. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The problem is the clowns asking the questions, they are not legitimate journalists. I can't stand listing to this guy talk. This is painful.

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Kellog at least

Did you forget the press?

Anyone ask about the Epstein files? No? Hmph.

Oh, boy ! Trump looks absolutely terrible. He blabs and blabs and blabs and says absolutely nothing of consequence. Media never asks how ? or why ? about anything that spews out of his puckered mouth.

These are pretty damn big clowns.

They’ll probably drop in uninvited, this is the Shythouse administration

JD not a good sign

It kills me to have to accept a world where that list is already not representative of "the biggest clowns".

If McTaco, Couch Boy, and Mark Rubio are there, there will still be too many 🤡🤡🤡 in the room.

Well there is a pretty predominate one still present.

What does the f’in voting/US elections have to do with Russia killing Ukrainians ?!?

Closed caption on, audio muted. So I don’t have to listen to dumbass PedoPres talking and spewing nonsense

PedoPres: ME, ME, ME I, I, I ; Blah blah blah … Dumb f’in ass of a person.

PedoPres offers NOTHING, but vague generalized statements. GROSS INCOMPETENCE

@angrystaffer.bsky.social Trump is going to appear to fold to all them today, not because its some great stradegy, but because Trump is only interested in people coming to hail him as the president and pay him respects and treat him as if he really is something and his dementia is forward […]

Vance? Shitshow round 2, then.

On Zelensky's side, there should be: Macron Von der Leyen And—just for kicks—Justin Trudeau* *as Canada's special envoy to the illegally occupied territories of Ukraine (Also, the 3 of them should only speak French to one another) @mark-carney.bsky.social please make it so. #CdnPoli #SlavaUkraini

😁😁😁👍Make Trump wear translator headphones!

That would be hilarious.

If I were Zelinsky, I wouldn't ever again be in the same room as Vance.

Bondi and Press Sec were there

No Bimbo Bondi, dress-up slut Noem, Kkkarolying bitch? No HJs and party favors?

Hegseth is on an important Signal chat with some he knows and some he doesn’t.

Whaddaya mean? I saw Secdrunk Hegseth in the room on the tv.

Sorry, Angry, but I have to make sure you're being sarcastic. After all, there are so many clowns....

No Loomer?

Let us hope she’s no where near the White House today and forevermore.

She’s still arguing with a chat bot on x

What?...they didnt invite Loomer?

The clowns are all there, angry

Do you think the room is bugged so Russia can eavesdrop ?

Z needs to have the same number of witnesses for his team.

I just remember Rubio in the first meeting with Zelensky.

Snubbed with anonymous functionaries.

The endless lies are sickening, blaming Biden for Russia's invasion of Ukraine, and personal attacks against him...

No Alkie Heggie?

Well…

LoL yeah right we're talking the most corrupt incompetent administration in the history of the United States.

This is the list without the clowns? We’re so fucked.

Zelenskyy still has to sit with the biggest clown in the world unfortunately.

He looks great !!! TRUE LEADERSHIP He’s putting U.S. in shame.

They are all clowns. The good news is the allied forces arrived to begin the fight for our freedom from the fascists. #FreeTheUSA

Fucking Vance. Hopefully, he’ll get his thank you card this time. 🙄

JD's too busy getting his arse kicked in the Cotswalds?

Yeah except for the biggest clown and one whose master wont stand for the bulk of it. It would be hysterical if one of the euro folks went so what does he have on you?

They may not be the biggest clowns but they’re still clowns.

He needed backup. Pussy.

I saw whiskey Pete was there trying to look cool. 🙄

And apparently strong remaining Biden energy.

Nope I see Hegseth in the group.

You forgot the /s, perhaps?

Oh you mean Vance took a day off from all his Vacation time?

They forgot to add Putin. He's hearing it all, live.

But who’s going to call out Zelensky for no tie?

Interesting how there’s no one in the room with Putin (hmm, what could he possibly want to keep others from hearing?), and a whole entourage with Zelensky.