Just went you think it can’t possibly, it does.

This sounds like a storyline from a comedy movie. I'm old enough to remember "The Russians are coming! The Russians are Coming!"

Accepting scripts now!

Was this found out because of incompetence or did it happen because of incompetence?

Fucking moron

I have no doubt we already know the names of these people.

There is no low too low with magats.

Trump Jr, Vance and Mrs Vance.

What is the end goal? They're not for sale no matter how many times Trump forces himself on them.

Un-freaking believable.

I wouldn’t put nothing past Trumps regime!

omfg

Oh god, are we still on that. I forgot in everything else about the obsession with Greenland

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Denmark could send the agent provocateurs to Uganda. I believe that there has been some sort of precedent set by the current US administration…🤷‍♂️

This is what Putin does to the territories he wants to absorb.

WTAF?!

Will this result in a public caning? Please tell me yes.

Hmmm, PUTIN is telling his puppet, PEDOfuhrer to send his best. Curious if rich minerals or those reasons below👇 justify their actions?😡🤷

Can they get them as spies??

Which is super impressive considering the dumbfuckery we’ve had thrown at our heads every single day for months.

He's going to invade, isn't he?

And lose the war. And cede New England to the Danes.

Covert operations has never been Trump’s strong suit. And we can count on him making a fool of himself regularly. Just as he always has. Hats off to Denmark and Greenland.

We knew that sick fuck was going to do this. Evil swirls around him like dirt around Pigpen.

Stooges.

This level of evil is deep and never ending!!

Greenland: cut off access to all American visitors period. You can’t trust anyone in this fucking. Country anymore. Keep the American fucks out of Greenland!

Greenland has been dealing with this shit from Russia for decades. This will be like Mickey Mouse for them.

Trump turning America into Russia one criminal act at a time, with the help of tRUMPs Crime Syndicate!! F’ing Kleptocratic Vatniks

In the GOP world, you don't need friends. You just need temporary teammates who share your foul, dumb, cruel mentality, until they don't benefit you anymore.

It's like a race between stupid and evil.

Greenland invaded by Trump. bsky.app/profile/love...

That will be the next step

Treason?

Yep. It is like a army of dumb ants doing the work for dear leader.

Denmark JUST THOUGHT HE’D GET DISTRACTED AND GIVE UP? HE may be an idiot but the people working for him aren’t.

What did he offer them? A golf course?

trump said he wanted Greenland. he's taking another page out of putin's playbook what a fucking shitshow this country is right now.

Anybody seen Ed Martin and his crappy ass trench coat this week?

Does Trump want Greenland cause then Putin will actually control it ? (Doesn’t Trump realize Putin would still make fun of him?) Or does Trump want Greenland to show Putin what a great deal maker he is?

Multiple times a day this meme applies!

Charlie Kushner trying to foment attacks againt President Macron while Jared instructs Trump to proceed with razing Gaza to further enrich the Kushners by building vacation condos on top of butchered children. Other Trump appointed "ambassadors" attacking their host country. The evil is horrible.

How very Kremlinesque.

It’s dumb, but that seems to be what works with that bunch nowadays.

Oops. Another incompetent trumper. They got caught pretty quickly.

“Are they running covert operations in Greenland so they can build underground lairs to survive the ELE comet that they’re telling us isn’t a threat? Like in the movie called GREENLAND. OMG I can’t handle real life things like this! Comets and stupid people do not work well together!”

Make him persona non grata and kick his ass out.

Think we've found the next Coen Brothers farcical spy movie. "Fargo" meets "Burn After Reading" but with dog sleds and polar bears

There ought to be a Red Notice out there for Donald Trump and all his henchmen... Thanks to SCROTUS he's managed to turn the US government into an organized crime syndicate in just 219 days., with impunity.

Greenland… pro tip… just make sure you have a Signal account… an invasion will be posted there… or listen to the Fox… they can’t shut up they’ll let you know in plenty of time… these fucktards couldn’t organize emptying the garbage .. no way a whole invasion.. we’ll all know..

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 trump is and will always be an EMBARRASSMENT to the US.

The only qualification Peepaw Trump looks for in hiring his minions and thugs is their unquestioning, blind loyalty to him. Not competence, not experience, and definitely not integrity. Just card-carrying members of the cult of personality.

Send them back to the US.

I feel like we’re at that inflection point of the movie Network Mad as hell and we won’t take it anymore !

That, or the movie “Idiocracy.”

One of Greenlands emergency plans

Brilliant, I love this!

Trump apparently sent Elmer Fudd types.

🎯 Well, when that's all you have, then that's what you send. #F47 😡

Isn’t Denmark an ally?

Not with the Tangerine Felon

Not anymore. Neither is Canada.

Attacking a fellow NATO ally. Cute.

DUI hires living up to the sterling reputation of their orange rotting corpse idol.

They should send his ass back to the US. Trump's ambassadors are a laughingstock of kooks.

Arrest them! Deport them!

It will only get crazier and we will be stunned at the depths it will reach.

This is the dimmest & most ignorant admin ever. What exactly does an influence op In Greenland look like?

OMG. I knew it would be bad, but it’s so much worse and getting even more horrible every day.

Don't worry. The US will still have plenty of troops and weapons to help putin take the rest of Ukraine and reconstitute the Soviet Union.

I said when they appointed Kushner to France that they should have refused to accept him. They (and Denmark) could still declare our current ambassadors as persona non grata.

Please Greenland just shopt them! They won't be missed!

I don’t believe for a minute that *anyone* in this trump administration has the intellect to do anything covert. Even in Greenland. I’m picturing a spy wearing a red maga hat and an American flag puffy jacket.

Apparently, it's where all the elite will hole up after the world collapse. Idk if it's in project 2025, but it's written down somewhere.

Ha! Ha!

That’s why they got caught lol! These DEI hires suck!

DUI hires.

Remember the Alaska meeting??? They discussed Greenland and Canda.

All good spy’s talk abt their plans - because that’s exactly what everyone expects them to *not* do. We’re just not up on trump admin level WRT espyinaaugh. They’re playing 7 dimensional chess.

Trump = Broken record.... the dumb ass.

The United States is the bad guy. Black hats all around.

Trump learned everything from Putin, except how to keep his mouth shut.

Twice in a week that a US Embassador got called to the Principal's office for stupid shit our government is doing.

The American base in Greenland, needs to be shut down. I don't know if that's even possible, but how can you trust Americans when their leader is trying to annex their country? To some it must feel like an invasion has already commenced.

dumber and more offensive

I hope they're arrested. Someone needs to show trump he cannot do whatever he wants.

This is Trump plan with Russian help. Get this asshole out of office NOW

Dictators still think they get to go invade and take anything they want to grow their empire. Bibi wants Gaza. Putin wants Europe. Xi wants Taiwan. Trump wants Greenland (and Canada and Mexico). These clowns think they are playing a board game of Risk like they are entitled imperialists.

Expel them. Simple.

And not surprising at all. He probably has people all over Canada. All his little pardoned armies. Makes me sick.

That is an act of war.

Honestly looking forward to details of just how sloppy this operation is

How very North Korea/Russia/China of us to do that to our “friends“. Trump‘s collective has social engagement issues, and they’ve brought them to our government. They don’t understand “friendships” that aren’t transactional.

Dumber and more dangerous. Felon and his toadies are going to start WW3

It gets more and more Russian each and every day

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Miller

He is running the show isn’t he?

Ohhhh yesssssssssss

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Yeah I’m sure it was real hard to spot the guy in Greenland spreading pro-Trump propaganda and asking weird questions…

Totally normal and definitely not bonkers stuff. 😳

I used to think they wanted Greenland for the tech bros to create their “nation state” or because they recognize climate change and think it will be the least affected place.. Now I think he wants to flank Canada on both sides so that they’d have no chance in a war..

Anything is possible and guessing to say Donald and Putin making some sort of shady deal for this territory.

Well think about it.. The US takes Greenland and then Canada.. If we form an alliance with Russia then the Pacific north of Hawaii is basically a death zone for anyone not Russian or American..

Of course. Do this without putting troops on the ground, because they know nobody will stop them.

Trump is doing this for Putin.

The dumbing down of America is on an accelerated trajectory.

Revoke their visas and kick the fuckers out.

I wonder...

They should be deported to Uganda. I heard that was what you do with immigrants, or is that only in America.

I hope they go to jail

yep and dangerously so!

Trump the giant weasel, doing what he can to foster division, manufacture fake problems, and laying the groundwork so that he can to grab whatever he wants with his little hands, through subterfuge.

Are they really fucking serious about Greenland???

Not just dumber. We should not be doing this at all. Whether skillfully or stupidly. Let's all repeat together: "We will not infiltrate allies to overthrow their governments."

And humiliating.

This is disgusting and another national embarrassment 😡

This is all about opening a pipeline for Putin.

Of course they were

Denmark should kick that motherfucker out and send his Trump loving ass back to the US

This guy is corrupt to the core! Mother Nature due your duty!

It’s no longer covert if you get caught doing it. No surprise that Trump’s spies are as bad at their jobs as everyone else in his orbit. Their incompetence is probably the only thing saving us all right now.

Kakistocracy…. 🤦‍♀️