I refuse to get my hopes up. But god dam! This would be glorious, if what we are all hoping for is true. 🤞🏽

If he's not around anymore, he can't pardon anyone. Some people should be thinking about this.

Wtf did I miss???

47 not being seen in public in 3 days has/had people hoping for his imminent demise. MAGA was losing its mind on Xwitter—they can’t stand JD. Sadly, the WH issued a photo of 47 heading out to golf today.

Thank you. I started scrambling after reading the posts and figured it out. It was my first night off BlueSky and I missed the fun.

Lol, I woke up this morning after enjoying all of it last night, and my first thought was “well, can’t wait to check the news!” This has been a lot of fun, even if it’s just wishful thinking.

Thoughts and prayers

What did I miss??!!

We all thought/hoped he was gone. Now we're sad again.

Wow. What were these rumors?

He hadn't been seen since Tuesday, I think. But he's golfing in Virginia. ☹

Ahh. Thanks

Well because…

Me too. I knew he would be a disaster in 2015 when he decided to run. He has far exceeded my lowest expectations.

Me too.

I’m almost embarrassed/ashamed that I get this upset. Almost…

It will make his death celebration so much bigger and sweeter. I plan to celebrate in the most public of ways. No regrets

I can see it becoming an unofficial national holiday.

I will celebrate every year

Me too!

More like a global celebration!

Yes!!! It’ll make New Year’s Eve look puny in comparison🎆🎇💃🏻🕺🏻🎉🥳🎊🍾🍻🪅🥂

I can see that too.

This! All day, every day.

Same here!

Dang it, he’s resurfaced.

Yeah, but definitely looking all Weekend at Bernie's. Moreso than usual, anyway

It’s like that time we all waited for that one lady’s plane to land.

no matter which shit hits which fan today, I will be protesting. I cannot sit at home. #resist

Protest his demise? Shit. You need a medic. Call RFK.

If this builds up a drumbeat that pushes press to more coverage of health then it is worth every tweet. Also, it's fun

He is going to show up on stage with Putin, Xi and Kim

Oh my! ☕️🤞🏻

Either he shows his face and we’re all collectively disappointed, or there’s good news 🎉 and then we’re all collectively disappointed as we remember JD.

All things must pass.

He probably has Covid! Lots of people do. No way they would ever announce that.

Waste water Covid levels high in NoVa. Don’t know what the level is in diapers😂

Ima fly my flag at full mast when he’s gone. On my house and the bedroom with the wife. Oh what a day it will be!!!!

The letdown will suck but allow us this brief moment of mirth

Wut?

Working on my playlist

Hope is contagious.

I’m sure he will show up fine for the Labor Day tourney at the club. Had to prioritize to get right for that.

Y’all are crazy. He’s just off getting another hair transplant.

He’d still be ‘truth socialing and tweeting. The silence is a giveaway something is going on. Or of course he’s trying to manipulate markets again.

I hope they find a particular person dead sitting on the crapper.

^solid gold^

Zero chance he has enough stamina for elective surgeries.

who knew such a narrow minded grump could elicit so many possible away from press scenarios.

Most fun I’ve had on social media in a long time and for a good cause! Some very funny and creative people out there.

We could do this for days. Or until Susan Collins asks us if we've learned a lesson.

I am supposed to be working today, but mostly I'm hitting refresh on bsky

Wait, I was asleep. What happened?

I’m surmising #deathwatch

I haven't flown a flag at our house in years. I think we all know the first day I will fly it again. And it certainly won't be in mourning

Definitely.

Same.

I've flown it since 2024. I've had a black ribbon on it since the election. (I need to replace it; it's fraying. I want it very visible.) I'll take it off for 'mourning', which will truly be MORNING in America, and reattach it until democracy feels alive again.

Same. I used to put my patriotic decorations from memorial to July 4th but it’s been years since I’ve done that. Instead I do rainbow decorations I hope I can fly the flag proudly again some day.

We say that every day!!!

My spouse is a Marine and LEO. We’ve always flown the American flag. He won’t put our flag out to the asshole is dead.

Same. I keep it at the ready--in the corner just inside the front door right now.

My flag is hanging upside down.

💯. I’ll take my CU flag down and put my US flag back up! And the fucking Stars and Stripes bunting will go up on my front porch!

I've considered that too.

I put my flag out for the first time in a few yrs on May 30, 2024 when he was convicted on all 34 felony counts. I actually had hope that day, that would be the last we'd see them. Or at least not in the White House again. But no such fucking lot. Here we are.

Everyone will be sayin'... Half staff my ass!!

Same

And definitely not at half mast

Maybe double mast With 24hr fireworks

Add a tiki bar w/ unlimited drinks for all neighbors!!

I was just going to ask if there was anything higher than tippity-top-mast.

A small plane flying a huge American flag behind it as it circles the city?

I’ll happily fly it at 150% mast!

I have an upside down flag in my front window. So do a couple of my neighbors.

Fly the flag at your pleasure. They don't own the flag. They do own Jan 6.

Our flag was lost during a storm last year. My husband refuses to put one up until the big glorious day arrives.

No flags should be at half staff on that day. It should be a national day of celebration 🎉

And mine won’t be half mast.

It’s such a great way to start the weekend!! I have laughed so many times this morning over the creative posts! 🤣🤣🤣

Whats happening...just waking up

An attention seeking president hasn’t been seen or heard since Tuesday with nothing on his public schedule for this weekend, as most presidents have traditionally done With visible marks on his hands lately, his ankles, and needing a golf cart while other leaders walked… let the theories fly!

he posted yesterday about tariffs? or we just talking about in person appearances?

Anybody can have access to his accounts

hmmm sounded like him, though there were no spelling mistakes, so who knows :S

Now in fairness, it’s still possible to type on the phone while sick, until it gets to a certain point

Yeah I'm guessing sick, but deathbed rumors don't seem to be based on much.

You know what, they said Biden was actually dead and replaced with a clone despite zero reasoning. So this has way more evidence for speculation

Ha well yes. I'm not lowering the bar to join them though 😂

Nothing, but happy thoughts.

You can make chatgpt sound like him and it wouldn't contain spelling errors

So the presidency could be run by AI 🤦

I suspect a large part of it already is

🤦‍♀️

That post sounded least like anyone who usually writes his bleats.

Plot twist: Gavin Newsom is Trump's social media manager 😅

I wouldn't doubt it.

😳

Dis me too. 🥱 What’s going on?

Rumors of Trump being dead or almost dead have given Americans more hope than we’ve had in a long time. I’m hopeful the JD curse took out the worst among us.

Nope, just read that it's still alive. Bummed

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Where did you read that?

Many people are saying ding dong…..

I once worked for a CIO who was roundly disliked - a poser, upper-class wannabe, with an evil temper. When word spread through the department that she had resigned, signs appeared on the walls and in the elevators: DING DONG!

...the witch is dead...

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Wake you up, you sleepy heads!

I’m in CA and it’s a holiday weekend. But I have to admit this is the first thing I am checking

Death Watch is fun!

It's the happiest moments we've had since January.

Even if just fleeting, it was a great moment! I'm thinking it will be real very soon... Lardass has got some severe health issues. #StayAwayFromDrugs

For him, oh hell yes

I didn’t want to open my phone and be disappointed, because we never have nice things anymore.

You can have 2 Dolls 🤣

Which old witch?

Is he dead??

ty! been trying to figure out what happened.. 😅

And the pizza meter was at Defcon 1 last night. So there's definitely not nothing going on, even if it's not that.

The truth is being leaked by credible sources: What Putin has on Trump. I’ve saying for years a pee pee tape is NOTHING compared to what Trump is terrified of becoming public m.facebook.com/story.php?st...

Thoughts and prayers

I’m truly hoping that he was feeling so weak that he originally planned to stay in. But, last night’s festival of joy and hope forced him to go to the golf course. So, I’m hoping for full, final collapse on the golf course followed by global celebration. Then, our anti-fascist fight continues!

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

This is literally the first time I’ve ever dropped into the comments…just for the comments. 🤣😍😊

218 as of Today. The fascists are raging forward. Fascists at all gov't levels. I am being ASKED why I am protesting by TEACHERS!!! They had the summer off, why have they missed what is happening? Please do SOMETHING to save Democracy! youtu.be/O6EzqLPbMt8?...

Bad assumption but if you fly a flag I assume you’re maga. My dad does on Memorial Day and the Fourth and my mom takes it down. She does permit smacking people with sandwiches, but you clean up the mess.

Guy in my neighborhood solved this by ALSO hanging a Ukrainian flag.

I like that. I’ll mention it to my mom. Thanks

One good indicator is ... JD Vance is not on vacation!

No one would lower Mt Kilimanjaro for him

He's actually 'at home' on Cincinnati. People hate him here so I'm not sure why he thinks this is home.

This means the rivers are safe

And the pope.

😂

Is there any place he hasn't left he hasn't gone?

😂👍🏼

JD has said he's learned a lot in his (was it 280 days), & i'm thinking 'you've learned how to vacation & push the peons around'.

🤔 awesome observation!

😂😂😂

Bold and cold - I like it!

This!

….since Covfefe

It’s 10am, shouldn’t he be playing golf by now?

Too bad the hype-factories aka the media isn't playing along.

I’m scared. Hold me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

We can’t! Our hands are full with streamers and balloons and champagne . But maybe later?

The sooner the better...

A 50 yard field goal is up, straight and long, and we are a fiercely hopeful bunch

Yes. Still asking daily about this Epstein name that keeps popping up in the Trump files….

His pain might be caused by the ketchup bottle bounce back after the court ruling on tariffs.

Yes. Why isn't he out in public railing against the tariff ruling?!

Our hatred for one person shows no bounds.

Amen!

You would think that alone would make him keel over.

Too soon? 🤣 youtu.be/kPIdRJlzERo?...

Never!

We’ll know it’s totally true when Melania finally comes out to see her shadow … er, money

What's going on? it seems like i missed something overnight? is his MIA?

Hasn't been seen in public since the Tues, butt-kissing cabinet meeting; has no scheduled events over the weekend; Vance said he's ready to take over if something bad happened; no golf; favorite tunes emanating from the oval; severe edema; weird bruising - this has led to some hopeful speculation.

*Extreme* butt-kissing...another sign?

Maybe his rectum exploded from all those morons crawling up into it.

Rumors swirling that Trump is dead

Think we would have heard more about this if accurate. Like breaking news everywhere. Phone blowing up. Always nice to hope and dream.

who knows how this regime will / would handle this. Nothing is normal

He hasn’t been seen in public for two days, he has nothing on his schedule for the entire weekend, and they haven’t even seen him at the golf course yet. Could be he is close to death and they’re just hiding it. Do you think this administration would be transparent about anything?

I've read a few places that he's at the golf course now, but I haven't seen any proof. I agree that they're not transparent about anything but so far I'm skeptical that this is true. Maybe I just don't want to get my hopes up.

Yeah, same. He’s an evil, miserable person and they tend to live forever.

yup.

whoa.

He was on the roof.

Really!!! Oh my.

What color smoke is it?

If nothing else, we're practicing you know?

He’s probably having some kind of surgery they won’t talk about, cause ya know, trump is all brawny and viral. 🙄

Same vibes as when he had Covid, but that was on the other place

For Vance's swearing-in ceremony, could Jill Sobule sing "I Fucked a Couch (And I Think I Like It)"?

Um... Jill Sobule died in a fire a few months ago 😞

You have got to be joking. 😳😓

C'mon, Big Beautiful Burial... you can do it!

Let’s hope the momentum keeps up.

May the ritual desecration of his grave become part of an annual celebration of a global holiday.

I’ve chuckled more in the last couple of hours - go to bed early and missed most till this am- than I have in a loooong time. Rn this is better than knitting, better than walking, or any other form of diversion therapy! Thank you, Bluesky!

Ok, what did I miss?

Most people are tired of all the hate, racism, deporting people, changing our White House into, well, God knows what! Cutting funds from programs that keep children safe and alive, and cancelling healthcare. The threatening to all citizens is getting unbearable. Basically, it's a clown show!

Hope springs eternal.

I just want to say, if it's not true yet, I'm just wondering if there's a way I can personally help it along?

I’ll go out and buy a flag when it’s confirmed and I’m gonna fly that thing at the top of a flagpole.

They Easter LARP’ing?

Heckuva thing to wake up to.

You know this much silence from the White House is probably another distraction from the Epstein files.

Hexes are flying, cursing circles formed, eldritch horrors directed to 1600 PA...

I will also accept a disabling stroke. I wouldn’t be upset if he was just a drooling potato in a wheel chair. Don’t @ me, you all just smiled thinking about it too.

Do you not think Mr Trump has been drooling in a wheel chair for a while while his hologram aided by AI has been doing the hard work? 🤷‍♂️

Nothing unites people like mutual hatred. 🥂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

the mission is clear to most...

Is Fox playing Swan Lake?

🤦🏻‍♂️of course he’s golfing

There is money in it, after all, when he can bring his entourage to his golf courses to spend government temporary duty money at his business. That's how petty this man is, but he gets millions of dollars.

“Hi there! If he croaks, I’m offering free tongue baths for everyone!”

When he was” shot” I was hiking Mt Baker. I am heading to Mt Baker today…

Its the most fun many of us have had in years.

Make it a national holiday. Canadians should.

WE ARE MANIFESTING

Well, if he’s not dead, he’s certainly quite unwell and if he’s in pain, well, pastrami on rye sounds yummy good for lunch.

I hope that pain is relentless too

Also, the Epstein files have still not been released.

I have some rice and pork leftover in the fridge. Fried rice it is.

Celebration with steak and lobster!

My only question is... can he be in MORE pain?

I can't decide on chips or fries on the side...is champagne 🍾 kosher?

Always!

Mine's chillin' and waitin'!

Yes, yes it is.

Sweet potato fries... Yum

It might even be time to splurge and get that bottle of Dom Perignon I've been dreaming about! I will have to know immediately in case my local runs out of it!

I hope he's in pain...

It’s gonna happen when we’re not expecting it and there will be drivers honking their horns and cheers shouted across the US and around the world. There will literally be people dancing in the streets especially in our big beautiful blue cities.

When Nixon resigned, celebrations broke out, in parks, on streets with cars just sitting and honking, and dancing everywhere. And that was just Nixon. Trump is so much worse.

Champagne is taking up space in the frig

Loved your pic. Added it my collection if that’s okay w/ you

Hehe. I snagged it from someone else! It’s in the public domain now!

💖💖💖 I have 3 in the fridge! PS thanks for doing Hollywood Takedown. I’m at a music festival tomorrow in the South Bay. United we kick their ass!

Still waiting

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This is AWESOME

Our lives depend on it.

Where is this originating from?

Just the whole Internet gradually noticing that Trump hasn't been seen or heard from in several days, nor does he have any events scheduled over the holiday weekend. His TS account posted somethingorother about tariffs last night, but it didn't really look like his style.

Probably Ai generated.

His golf trip to Bedminster this weekend was cancelled. Someone said weeks ago that this is the marker to look for.

Do we have sources for this? Last I heard, they were saying he was leaving for Bedminster. But, yes, if true, and if he plays golf less, it means he’s too weak to even get from the cart to the tee.

If nothing was scheduled Trump goes golfing..

🤭

If I click my heels 3 times..wish on a star..hold my breath and count to three… will my wish come true?

Circa Robert the Bruce?

Hope springs eternal!

Im in too. I wonder if anyone’s going to start a dead pool.

I too will once again fly the flag. It's been so long the post is overgrown by jasmine!

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

Please…no death…just a massive stroke that leaves him gimped up and drooling. THAT would be poetic justice since real justice has eluded him…

That's been my wish. Also, he needs to be aware he's closed in and has zero control of himself.

Hahah “gimped up” just ruined me 😂

Kind of explains why he was so worried about his legacy.

I’m so frustrated but trying not to lose hope.

Have the preparations started yet? Can't wait anymore

They're trying to get Amazon and Home Depot plastic gold decor coordinated for his big box.

Or they ordered from Temu and Shein before the de minimis went into effect

Right? We’ve been so patient.

Well, he has those great big flag poles out front of the White House. If you see them half-mast, it will be like white smoke at the Vatican, only reversed (a loss, not a gain, but still tears of joy).

I’ll take your Grim Reaper and raise you a Karma by stroke and 10 more years in a wheelchair.

And if it has to be quicker, let it be sepsis, tetanus or E. coli (or all of them)

I have been nurturing a chilled champagne bottle and a rolled up American flag by my front door for the last three months.

I think if you roll the bottle in the fridge 3 times and make a wish it comes true.

My champagne's been chilling for 7 years. Should be good and cold when it's finally time to open it.

I won't fly an American flag but I'll add another rainbow flag to the one already hanging just because I'm a petty bitch like that.

Co-sign! My pettiness is keeping me going!

I feel like we will have another Weekend at Bernie’s sequel.

I was always kinda hoping for Mangolini to exit like Il Duce, but at this point I’ll take it anyway I can get it!

Ok does anyone have anything definitive on this story?

He was photographed this morning as he went golfing around 8:45. Sad but true. 🥺

Or someone in a Trump costume was golfing at least…

Full on Face/Off with Just Dance Vance?

No jabs from Trump on Taylor Swift's engagement??? Crickets. Something is up.

I want him gone. But I also think people don’t understand how much more committed JD Vance is to shredding the Constitution and implementing Project 2025 to achieve his Christian nation. Frying pan into the fire, Angry.

Yes, but huge loss of support from the MAGA base. Turns out they can’t stand JD. So the voters might snap out of it and leave the cult.

I worry that the power has shifted to a handful of bad actors and complete away from we the people.

Some hope scrolling for the holiday weekend

I truly just had the same thought

As much as I hate OSU fans, I hate him more. (Guilt free)

Go Blue! 💙

OH, OR or OK?

I think I need to purchase a flag. Or what else can I display to note that I’m celebrating, not in mourning?

I’m just having the best day!! 😁

We are an optimistic bunch on Bluesky

Bluesky reporting for duty SIR!!!!😉

Monday’s march is going to be lit.

He's apparently just been photographed on his way to golfing at a VA course.

I don't understand. I can't even imagine Biden being invisible for this kong without howls from the MAGAts. Why is no one even asking questions?

I wish he would just hurry up and die already!

That's Melania's double's husband 😁

So this maybe an old pic

Even from this far away his face looks swollen.

SOON

Others posted that on Twitter too with another photo of his granddaughter Kai going up the stairs of the plane with him on the ground. Other have noticed that his face looks swollen as well and have questioned his health. He's not doing well.

Ding Dong, Muthafukaz!!

The BIG, BEAUTIFUL Hope of a country, the entire world, really, might just make it reality.

Not sure things would be too much better if he croaked

It would be a nice start though...

Does anyone know the origin of this rumor?

donald trump death rumors: ‘Where is Trump?’ Panic grows online as health rumors spiral out of control - The Economic Times share.google/7yyDNWjU6ltF...

Panic? 🤣

The only panic there is, is that it might not be true. 🤣🤣🤣

Right? They're gonna announce it on the 3rd to cancel the testifying of the Epstein victims.

They would actually do a thing like that. Even when Trump dies, they cannot afford for the truth to come out. I want to believe that, in the end, they cannot keep holding a lid on it. The truth will come out one day. Too many people have seen the evidence.

The power vacuum will be a dangerous time.

The fact that they admitted he has a health problem, though they lied about what and how serious it is. People were noticing and they had to say something. His ankles. His hands. The fact that he has trouble climbing the stairs. The fact that he is sitting all the time and now behind a desk so you

Can’t see his ankles. The fact that he has not been seen since Wednesday and is not expected to be seen until next Tuesday.

I would not call the reaction “panic” 🙄

Nor I, but I didn't write it 😀

Is the wake happening on the x site? Those of us who jumped ship are missing it all aren’t we?

I have a dummy account on there, I deleted my main, but yeah, it is JUMPIN!

The Singularity

I don't believe in manifesting, but I'm open to being proved wrong in this case.

Regardless, he’s fading. And the less we see of him and hear his voice, the closer we get.

Right? One of the few Benefits of this whole thing is I do not have to see or hear him multiple times/day.

Amen to this

They should put him on tour like Eva Peron so we can all spit on him.

He could totally cure himself right now by jumping into a contaminated river. From a super high cliff. But the river must be shallow for the cure to work, according to experts.

I'm just saying, keep her away from the Whitehouse!

Bottle of champagne chilling in the fridge…

I figure doge got our health records so ice could snatch up a donor

Is Melania smiling yet? That would be my clue.

Its so fantastic

Is RFK Jr. treating him? 👀

Best possible scenario.

Bahahahahaha

😅😅😅😅😅 We can only hope!

I hope so!

🤞

Colloidal silver enema!

🤞🤞🤞

I certainly hope he is.

Let's hope so 😆

Nurse, get this man an IV of beef tallow! Stat!

And a chaser of raw milk the was left outside!

There’s a salmonella outbreak in eggs this week … Get him a California omelette

Don't forget injections of bleach!

And bath his sweaty head with sewerage water!

Make sure Dr. Oz starts the IV. He’s an EXTREMELY TALENTED doctor.😂

he isn't dead but he is definitely in his pre-corpse stage. Keep your party planner on standby.

Still!

My fear is that it will unite maga even more to carry out his wishes. He will be a martyr. Are we ready for that?

Maga is a cult. Cults need a charismatic leader. His death will damage the cult.

I hope his death is extremely painful.

I’m planning a celebration. lol.

Wait…what did I miss??

Nothing. Yet. But the suspense writes its own jokes.

Lolz

Let me believe I have magic powers Angry, at least for the weekend

www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLo... Lots of info here

reddit is really handy sometimes!

He is dying to distract from the Epstein files

We all have the same wish

Well, that was good practice for the real event! Fat fucks playing golf!

That would be a fantastic Labor Day gift!

Power to the collective unconscious...

I’ll enjoy the fun posts but not getting my hopes up

You started the ball rolling, we will never stop I guess.

Man, oh man. Watching the skies for signs.

The DC natives should be reminded to send us a signal if they see transport to the hospital. I suppose they could do surgery at the White House. Hopefully, they have Kennedy do it.

Not this time bsky.app/profile/phil...

📷????📷

👍

Patiently waiting

Nice, but you know these guys would drop the box a few times...

There's a song in there somewhere... Box droppers...

With my blessing

Over the side of an aircraft carrier

Even if this is just a practice session…well…Happiness abounds! 😸

Any recommendations for what champagne I should buy?

Anything with bubbles. 😉

I’m late to the party but loving it!

There’s panic in the Cankleverse

It’s the feeling after you bought the lotto tickets but before the numbers come out - maybe this time, just maybe…

When he dies he will have the cheering parade crowd he always wanted! His lying in state will be like

Spending the Weekend at Bernie's?

The Whole World will join you guys in celebration as soon as the official news is out

Good to see you posting.

I think the universe finally heard our collective prayer for world peace.

He has departed the White House this morning to go play golf.

Are we absolutely sure that is really him??? It could be a body double

Grandchild? Jebus crispy- who the fuck would leave her alone with him?

No, he’s been spotted

With a deadly rash would be awesome

what is the protocol for alerting the public to a president's health? are we "owed" info in real time?

Doesn’t matter. They won’t follow it.

Not since the Summer of Pokémon Go!

Unless he's dead as a stump, he better be producing those Epstein files...

Even if he is dead they need to release the files! Maga needs to see exactly how disgusting he is (was).

Good reminder to buy champagne at the grocery today.

Might he keep over on the golf course? Does he even have the energy to BE on the golf course. THAT would be telling.

keel?

He didn’t golf yesterday. Pretty sure we still haven’t seen him since Tuesday.

*keel. Damn autocorrect

Yep. A pic/video of him getting into a car in his golf outfit does not equal golfing 🏌

Seen him yet?

Obviously they've seen all this by now. Why havent they paraded him out on a balcony if all is fine? 🤔🤞

Supposedly he’s on his way to play golf.

I read in another comment that he hates the courses in DC and nearby because they’re hard and he can’t cheat. So where’s he going to golf?

Virginia 🤔

He will cheat at his own course.

Honestly doubt he played. Just a photo op to dispel the rumors, but he looks terrible!🤞

At his golf course I Sterling, Virginia. And easy drive from 1600.

One of those courses is his.

It's a bit chilly. They'd need to put his bathrobe on him, it could be in the wash.

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever: legendary comments. Dude needs to drop dead already, and if he falls over and smothers JD and MAGA Mike when he goes:

I won’t believe it’s real until Fox News is playing Lee Greenwood on a loop.

I can comment, but suddenly I can’t like any of the comments. Weird…is something up with Bsky?

Working for me.

Maybe he got Covid again…he’s been around a lot of people! That would be Karma & likely get the job done.

Do we dare to dream a little dream?

Sadly, no - I just checked FoxNews and they aren't playing Swan Lake.

Why do grown men need pizza at 11? Didn't they eat dinner? Where is RFK, jr to comment on their mirochondria and poor eating habits?

Usually, when something big is going on at the WH or Pentagon, they start ordering pizza delivery because everyone is working at whatever big is going on.

Horrible things are happening every day in this country and it’s depressing. We need to focus on something that brings us joy.

When “it happening” , a normally vague term, suddenly has one unspoken unified definition, it’s time to manifest.

Waiting with abated breath!

What’s bizarre is the silence of old style media on his being MIA.

Yup, where is the Dancing Queen?

She’s only 17. Too old for him.

Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE ... THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH")...

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

It would be the best birthday present ever.

Mine is Friday. I'm hoping.

May all your wishes come true- happy birthday!! 😉😁

Well, night of a thousand covfefes back at the old place was pretty hilarious too.

The people who raised me taught me not to celebrate other's hardships, but they are all dead so I am not disappointing anyone.

I don't have a big flag but you all have inspired me to buy one.

Whuh? Context, please?

Suspecting, hoping and anticipating Trump’s obituary!!

Not done yet. They have to keep telling Melaria she can't use Slavic swear words.

Oh, duh! Thank you! Been wishing for that since 2015 🤣

Leave us to our flights of fancy, Angry 😂

Maybe the universe will listen to all these vibes going out and 'make it so'. Beats thoughts and prayers.

Hurry with the taco dinner!