He's always slouching, like he has an uncomfortable rash... 😐

He’s that dopey guy in high school that was convinced he was hilarious but really he just had an undiagnosed head injury from playing sports.

He really took it to heart when someone wrote in his high school yearbook, "Never change you're hilarious "

😂 Except it probably said “Your hilarious”.

Yours is a very accurate and underappreciated reply. 👍🏼

Maybe it’s his perineum…

It wouldn’t surprise me if he had chronic hemorrhoids.

irritated taint... high likelihood

Add stage 4 endometriosis also 😂

I almost added endometriosis but knew 90% of the male population wouldn’t know what that was so the meaning of my tweet would land on deaf ears. 😐

I just had all my female organs removed as well at part of my bladder to my endometriosis so he totally deserves that pain and suffering I spent 4 years trying to get a Dr to take me seriously about 🫤

That is awful. I am so sorry to hear that. I’ve had other women tell me the same thing about not being believed by their doctors. ‘It’s just cramps. It’s just a heavy period. Etc.’ 😡

Yeah took me bleeding out in an ER after not being able to stop bleeding for a month and couldn’t get into see my gyn for 6 weeks i was bleeding thru adult diapers and my male dr didn’t care I saw a woman dr thru the ER she got me an apt in her office and a month later I was having surgery.

Sounds about right. Good Lord….