I think weâre both not sayinâ that she was pushed. But perhapsâŠwas tripped?
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I think weâre both not sayinâ that she was pushed. But perhapsâŠwas tripped?
And now Ivanaâs pushing daisies and weeds on a golf course so that pig next to her could get a tax break, and probably hide top secret documents in her coffin. Not sayinâ he pushed her down the stairs but also not sayinâ he didnâtâŠ
Just needed his makeup. Looks right as rain now.
This made me tear up. THIS is America.
I live in Minnesota. I have the windows open right now and you could hear a pin drop. đ It smells like barbecue but it is silent as death.
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If it does leave its mortal husk, I will fly to DC to spit on its coffin.
Iâm proud of you.
Never strain.
Everyone is saying he looks like death today, but thatâs just because he wasnât wearing his makeup. Fixed it. He looks 100% more like himself.
Whereâs his dusting of Cheeto powder?
Pedophiles stick together.
And âSmall Boneâ back to you, I guess.
Not sickly enough. Do better.
I went night swimming with a group last night in Lake Superior. It was gorgeous.
GOOD NIGHT!!! đ
Unaccompanied children. There is not a Hell hot enough to send the GOP.
If his hand gets any blacker, he's not going to let it vote.
Him dying would bring us all some peace⊠đ§đ
What is wrong with this woman?! She radiates bitterness. www.tmz.com/2025/08/31/m...
What if you walk in and itâs Simone Biles, Michael Jordan, Serena Williams⊠đ
HYPOCRITE!!!
Yeah. But they get to play shirtless volleyball on the beach at night so⊠đ
I mean this country has killed enough Kennedys, I guess itâs only fair one of them tries to return the favor
No one talks about if Goldilocks also âenjoyed the goâ after breaking and entering.
I feel this to my bones.
Sure. Why not. Sex work can be peaceful, I guess.
Did anyone actually see him golf or did they park him in a conference room so they could reattach the IVs?
Watch Marie Antoinette on PBS for an entertaining glimpse of this. Specifically Season 2.
Bless you! I have literally tried EVERYTHING but I havenât tried this. Ordering it.
Only way to make a body double like his would be to force feed someone like they do âfoie grasâ geese.
#HappyCaturday
How much blow did Jr have to bring over to get that debilitated old wiener casing standing upright this morning?
Loved reading this! Forwarded it to my mom and sister. Happy Caturday!
I shouldnât be this giddy. But I did put the bitch in obituary. đ
Weâll know it happened when his weave floats out the door and descends straight into hell
I know. I hope he died of natural causes but made arrangements to donate his body to science. (Iâm talking about the ferret. Not the felon.)
I think Jesus himself should make the announcement.
He left the dead ferret on the stand in his boudoir.
I think Jesus himself should make the announcement.
No one else has a body like that.
Well look who showed up looking like the picture of health.
At a time like this it's important to remember he has a wife and kids, and all of them can get fucked too
There are two suspects. Big Mac and Syphilis.
"hes probably not dead" yeah no shit! shut the fuck up! im gonna spray you with a fucking water bottle!
Just get Rosie OâDonnell to tweet at him and see if he responds
Well. As Joni Ernst would say, âWeâre ALL going to die!â
I wonder if thereâs a Putinâs Monster in a lab in Russia that will lead us now⊠đ§
I feel like the universe dropped us this little rumor. As a treat.
Is that the emoji version of when MJâs hair caught on fire filming that Pepsi commercial?
So if he doesnât trust experts, Iâm just going to assume heâs letting his neighbor, the hedge fund manager, do his prostate surgery. đ
âObama was signing them like theyâre butter.â
Only thing getting me to stand up in a movie theater is a drastic urge to pee.
Booing always reminds me of Snoopy booing Charlie Brown. So Iâm going to add more booing to this GOP montage WITH SOME snoopy. youtu.be/aanZyCnxi3M
Perhaps they could all find some courage and laugh in his face.
On the job training of running like someone sewed the sleeves of his sweater to his belt loops.
The âwaking up in a bathtub filled with ice and missing a kidneyâ urban legend will now become commonplace.
Oh thank god. I miss sneezing into the salad bar and putting my unwashed fingers straight into the serving trays. I freaking love listeria.
Shoving Mush Mouth into a locker is one step closer to getting my vote. More please.
@amyklobuchar.com
Times Square Ticker.
Sounds about right. Good LordâŠ.
It wouldnât surprise me if he had chronic hemorrhoids.
HR needs to look busy because they certainly arenât being a resource for their current employees.
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I bet most of it will be given to mosques. đ
Slim Goodbody is more qualified than RFK to run Health and Human Services.
That is awful. I am so sorry to hear that. Iâve had other women tell me the same thing about not being believed by their doctors. âItâs just cramps. Itâs just a heavy period. Etc.â đĄ
I feel like the part of Karoline Leavitt is being played by Jojo Siwaâs evil twin.
I almost added endometriosis but knew 90% of the male population wouldnât know what that was so the meaning of my tweet would land on deaf ears. đ
I hope her golden parachute doesnât open.
Someone read the room.
*shakes fist at invasive zebra mussels*
Can we all get that please? Asking for America.
I just heard a puking cat.
You can walk in up to your chest, look down and clearly see your toes. Itâs gorgeous!
History wonât remember this coward and if it does heâll be listed under âCollaboratorâ.
Somewhere a coven of home school moms made sure they built this into their next science lesson.
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I couldnât figure out why Trump bothered to send condolences to Minneapolis. But then I remembered. He probably got wood thinking about those Catholic school girls. #EpsteinFiles #NeverForget #TrumpIsAPedo
Heâs that dopey guy in high school that was convinced he was hilarious but really he just had an undiagnosed head injury from playing sports.
Share this tweet if you are down for a national walkout.
We all know itâs meaningless. You canât make someone honorable in death if they were a traitor in life. Itâs a performance for an audience of one fool.
Minnesotan here! đ We donât want or need your damn help, RBF. Leave us alone.
Give us a break. The only action you guys have taken is to weaken gun laws, allowing scores of criminals to get guns; shut down funding for anti-violence programs in our cities; close the Office of Gun Violence Prevention. You've taken action - and it's gotten people killed.
At my job, if I have a project that needs a solution, I canât go to my leadership or board and say, âFixed it. I prayed about it so weâre done here.â They would expect to see action steps and results. Why does government get away with this?
At my job, if I have a project that needs a solution, I canât go to my leadership or board and say, âFixed it. I prayed about it so weâre done here.â They would expect to see action steps and results. Why does government get away with this?
Greg Gutfeld deserves an afterlife where he has 24/7 menstrual cramps.
If she purses her smug lips any harder sheâs going to burst her spleen.
