How would he know? He slept through it ....

What. A. Useless. Piece. Of Shit. Also: "this moment in science sponsored by My Pillow. Where the words are all lies and all property is all oceanfront."

He's an idiot.

We’re not supposed to be believe in American exceptionalism but you don’t see Macron holding rallies 8 months after he wins reelection while wearing a hat that says France

The myth of American Exceptionalism has done more damage to the US than anything else in history IMO.

I mean we’ve been exceptional a couple of times but then it got to the point where there are dozens of things with the title “American ________” and it’s like, get over yourselves, other countries have graffiti and pie and pastoral

there is scarcely any positive news coming from washington but it does bring me a small solace knowing a failed birthday parade is still making him feel fuckin miserable lol

he's gonna be upset about it until he dies and that makes me happy

If that's the case, I sincerely hope he's not upset too much longer.

Funny this comes just after his latest call with Putin. Wonder if he got ribbed for it to press his buttons?

The downside of being a psychopath for the psychopath is never being satisfied, content or happy.

I hope fifty years from now his miserable mouldering corpse, having been deported from any and all afterlifes, is still whining about his failed parade.

A barren soul produces naught but nettles with which to sting its miserable heart.

I find your surfeit of schadenfreude comforting.

Doesn’t understand that weather and climate are two different things.

Also thinks that his apartment in Trump Tower is "hermetically sealed" so the stuff in his hairspray couldn't possibly effect the Ozone Layer... (Also doesn't know that the Ozone Layer issue and the Climate Change issue are TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FUCKING THINGS)

Wait, what?

Hi NWS!! How are the cuts going?

If he’s upset about quality of weather forecasts… God it’s all so stupid and cruel.

We knew for days that rain was likely.

Who are these people standing there cheering at this? Do they get paid? Are they even humans? AI? 😐

If I wasn't already an atheist I would become one since this fascist buffoon hasn't succumbed to cholesterol on choked on of his hamberders yet.

Or been struck by lightening.

Sell them to who Ben? Sell them to who? Aquaman?!

Such a very small, very pathetic, very petty "man"...

Insanity on full display.

Oh, this one?

Morons love being governed by other morons. Aspiring to be the top moron should be a show on Bravo.

5th Avenue? Is there a 5th avenue near the parade route?

He put it so far out of his mind that he thought the parade was in New York

I bet the failure of that parade eats at what's left of that moldy mound of oatmeal he calls a brain every single moment of every single day.

Uhm… NOAA

He still doesn’t know the difference between climate and weather TBH I think he’s actually stupid

“you’re gonna have more oceanfront property if that happens” my man, you live in a state that will be completely submerged lmao

If we all concentrate really hard at the same time we can psychically push the next hurricane right over mar-a-lago

The fools behind him would clap watching him take a dump.

Dumb fuckery today. The dumbest president in a landslide.