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not the darth u are looking for
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Worth remembering that any time I say “it is happening” I am talking about Lucy wanting chicken
any body have a couple of saws grant and i can borrow
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any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
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Sounds a bit like this Atherton police blotter entry (Full Set: runt-of-the-web.com/police-blott...)
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Not nextdoor
worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' taiga and kenta are licking the beaters
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"saw that same guy in blue shorts and blue shirt driving slowly down the street stopping at every single house did any body catch that on thei ring camera"
not going to lie i really thought this was just a goofy blue sky thing lol
wait alison in canadaland how else could it end???
worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' Franklin is getting popcorn
this is the best online party i've been to in a while, i'm not even tired
already cringing thinking of all the AI “art” when he dies
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[P] Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm finally deciding to buy the $850, 7500+ piece LEGO Millennium Falcon set
DO IT PAUL AND STORM
omfg
worth remembering that any time i say 'it is happening!' i am frying up a big batch of french fries for every body
Worth remembering that any time I say "It's happening!" I'm talking about Paramount making James T. Kirk canonically bisexual
my fav is when they demand answers for what someone else wrote in the article
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omfg
I will delete this, but can somebody tell me why everybody thinks he croaked? Is it just the many days off and the weird playlist on the lawn earlier today, plus the references to heaven and the hand bruising that we already knew about? Or is there something else?
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it might be worse than hell tbh viktor
long weekend at bernie's
omfg
FUNERALOL
ah ok maybe he is just on the way to burning man i hear the traffic is always crazy there and they have just terrible internet service
ETX Gov half the replies are *so* weird and *so* out in left field i do not think even a bot could come up them tbh lol
😹 my initial response is always "i should be impeached from what?" jamison
😹 ok now i am starting to understand tbh joshua
swolecialism the ones that shout directly at someone mentioned in an article you are just reposting are by far the weirdest tbh
So many netizens tonight seem to be indulging in the kind of hopeful flights of fancy typically reserved for kids on Xmas Eve. It’s all silly, of course. But seeing the joy it brings warms the heart. We haven’t lost the capacity to dream.
😹 exactly david it is odd to see some posters indignant over it tbh
Alright, fuck it, enough of the shenanigans. We're spending an hour to edit a series of a pelican diving into the ocean that took 3 seconds to shoot. jking please continue with the shenanigans. we deserve it! #birds
Just need to sell at least *7* framed pieces (or the equivalent) now to have what I need for rent! Huge thank you to anyone who has picked something up & to all who have shared. This last month has been so full of so much sadness, I am thankful for this place.
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
Another announcement you say? 👀 I’m excited to say that my short story collection 💭MEMORIES ARE ONLY VALUABLE IF THEY CAN BE LOST💭will be forthcoming with @shortwavebooks.bsky.social spring 2027, and will include I AM AI as well! 🙇🏻♀️🤍
The Gilded Rage
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Happy Friday! We had 63 adoptions this week! Here are just a few who will be spending the weekend with their new families. 🐕🐰🐱🐈⬛🐶🐇🦎🐹🐢🐁🦆 #HappyTails #HomewardBound #FureverAndEver #adoptionstories #thisweeksadoptions
😹 this cracked me up tbh ian miles
Hope is good, actually.
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wishcasting is also not quite right
there really should be an another term for 'gallows humor' it just does not always capture the proper mood tbh
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years ago when @emilyhughes.bsky.social and I used to discuss this same thing re Kissinger, we determined the best thing specifically would be to be at karaoke w your friends so everyone could sing “Highway to Hell” together
God shut UP.
Why do they have masks on in the first place.
😹 "full plus" claire
same tbh maureen same
i do have a red panda dancing in the snow gif bree
Phew. I haven't lost it. (Or if I did, I'm not alone).
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just three day weekend wishcasting dex
what if i break the news with the claw meme
more than anything on this planet I want Marisa to be the one who tells me. barring that I'd like to find out via the claw machine meme
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parker when their song burst out at the very end of the first one i almost burst out crying also it was like 4 am
Yessss bsky.app/profile/park...
i rescued so many animals it was impossible to drive in the back yard lol
they are on the soundtrack valkyrie eleison and they give u a hologram that includes them singing when u use a shelter or zip line!
jonathan was it the first check or a supplemental one???
not directly related but Chvrches showing up in person in death stranding 2 as koala rescue shelter workers was a highlight tbh
New question for the class: what are your favorite appearances by a musical artist in a film or TV show? Playing live, acting role, whatever. Whaddya got?
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just wistful three day weekend musings my friend
waiting for official confirmation is going to be a struggle here and i totally get it tbh
it’s corn (pizza)
it would be really funny if the army parade in June had higher attendance than the funeral procession
i am pretty difficult to wake up tbh
extremelybitter @mollyknight.bsky.social can tell u how much crazy stuff i missed online that happened over the weekends both here and on twitter in the old days lol
i do not post on weekends or holidays and can not think of any event that would change my mi...
trump finally appearing on a balcony on sunday like first of all my doctor said i may have set the world record for health
Wrote about Comer/Mace attempting to doxx and intimidate Wikipedia editors in an effort to force their own viewpoint onto Wikipedia.
he’s happy he’s got his own scrappy now
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ok so @threnody.bsky.social and i have decided blue sky has to draw straws to see who here has to fire RFK jr does any body have 38.5 million straws
😹 i hear u colin have i ever told u about hibernation
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is there a german word for 'opposite of conundrum'
god i should've just blogged it. why didn't i blog it. read this
never too late to blog colin! many people take their post threads we read and later concatenate them into a blog post and we read it again
Mastodon says it doesn’t ‘have the means’ to comply with age verification laws
mark those photos are from 22 years ago
beauty in maps tbh
“Over the past 20 years, Paris has undergone a major physical transformation, trading automotive arteries for bike lanes, adding green spaces and eliminating 50,000 parking spaces. Part of the payoff has been invisible — in the air itself.” Leadership, strategy, real action, common sense. #Paris
u can not fool me molly this is from a 1970s Topps baseball card
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