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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social

Funny the Mongols never invaded Europe proper but since they brought the Black Death you can credit them for killing 1/3rd of the population without even trying. The rough terrain and stone castles woulda totally stopped the Mongol Hoard if Ogedai hadn't drank himself to death tho. Not cope at all.

jul 17, 2025, 12:56 pm • 18 1

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Weedle @weedle.bsky.social

The Mongol Hoard:

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jul 17, 2025, 1:01 pm • 9 0 • view
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kuroxad.bsky.social @kuroxad.bsky.social

The one thing that would've saved them was central and western Europe not having anywhere near enough pasture for their herds.

jul 18, 2025, 6:25 am • 0 0 • view
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st3p4n.bsky.social @st3p4n.bsky.social

one of the big tenets of early russian slavophile/protonationalist movement was the idea that this invasion didn't happen because mongols were too busy in the Russian lands (partly true)

jul 17, 2025, 9:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social

Subutai conquered Poland and Hungary simultaneously, but I'm sure Germany would have been fine.

jul 17, 2025, 12:58 pm • 4 0 • view
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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social

Subutai: "You know how we have these giant catapults for flinging rocks at enemy walls?" Underling: "Yeah..." Subutai: "You know what else REALLY doesn't like having giant rocks flung at them?" Underling: "....." Subutai: "....." Underling: "...Is it everyth-" Subutai: "EVERYTHING"

jul 17, 2025, 1:00 pm • 3 0 • view
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Drunk On Mystery @drunkonmystery.bsky.social

Every 50-100 years for the last millennium, some new strategist comes along and gets hailed as a military genius for realizing that the great new weapon they've built to deal with enemy fortifications and entrenchments also works on people real good.

jul 17, 2025, 1:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Isak Glaser @isakglaser.bsky.social

IDK it's not like they got through Syria either right? No Mongol Egypt. I think they might have hit the furthest away they could with their set-up before collapsing Which was still pretty damn far ofc

jul 17, 2025, 1:03 pm • 1 0 • view