I appreciate the historical Total War games but sometimes I want to watch a triceratops fight a dragon.
She/her I am not a nurse no seriously I'm the fucking janitor I just wear scrubs to please stop making this mistake I've had people message me asking for medical advice
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I appreciate the historical Total War games but sometimes I want to watch a triceratops fight a dragon.
Apparently the engineer and support classes are ladies while the assault and recon are dudes? I'm fine with that those were the two classes I always played anyway. Might actually buy this a month or two after it comes out when they've patched the worst bugs and the servers aren't crashing anymore.
Do I even need to do my whole "why did young men vote for Trump it's a mystery" bit anymore. You people have heard it. This is why we now have armed occupations and are about to ban vaccines.
Chinchou #art #painting #pokemon #artcard
Oh hey a leftist admitting they're happy Trump won and ended USAID at least you're honest
Congratulations on ending USAID.
The anthem of our times: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYXh...
Incredible you've managed to completely parse the Genocide as a thing that happened before Trump took office and is over now.
Pokemon - Season 1 Episode 61 - The Misty Mermaid Frame 1195/2298 Timestamp: 00:11:42.632
The giant walking tree city that does a circuit around the map would be incredible if they got it to actually work in game.
"Huh-huh, huh-huh."
We could build apartment complexes or we could start a war with Mexico, and a war with Mexico doesn't cast shade in my direction for three hours a day so
Beach day 💦 #pokemon #art
What do these fucking insane grievance monsters expect us to do about something that happened five years ago
Ya I can see why the New York Times keeps you on payroll
It was five fucking years ago do these people have hobbies
Britain's First Invertebrate Prime Minister
No tactics at all used in this battle. Just full on angy lizard charge.
lookit them they frens
A Kroxigor and his Skink friend #art #warhammer #seraphon #warhammerart
Only four exclamation points in the whole thing is that intern even trying
ACAB
In 5-10 years, we will learn that Whitehall missed a health and safety inspection due to budget cuts after the 2008 financial crisis, and that the water from the taps had like 2 micrograms of lead per liter.
Is this Swan Lake
youtu.be/6JoJ2HnMt6Q?...
Every urban downtown in America is abunch of hipster lofts and overpriced boutique stores. Every rural main st in America is two meth addicts fighting over a bucket of copper wire they stole. Guess which one politicians are allowed to demonize as crime ridden hellholes with zero push back.
Gee I wonder what could explain why so many suburban and rural white Americans hate urban areas and want the people living there to suffer
Why did Gen Z males all hate Kamala with the fury of a thousand suns while believing that Trump was gonna personally make each of them rich I dunno what could possibly explain this it must be her neoliberal policies
I mean the entire department of health and human services is being run now by a bunch of boomers who believe every quack medicine pop up ad they see so this is government policy
Took this long for people to discover he's British
Cyndaquil, my childhood starter #art #pokemon
Next they'll be getting tenure and hitting on students
I mean the easiest fix is just go back to it being a Cold War period piece. Have Bond doing hammy fistfights with a Soviet colonel who's trying to blow up the moon or some shit.
Starting a Nakai the Wanderer campaign now that they finally made it so he doesn't get diplomatic penalties for wandering on other faction's land. I think skinks are cute and kroxigor are cool and it's adorable how they're canonically best friends who get a buff from being in each other's presence.
Cool story this will be the subject of infinitely less viral outrage than when Holocaust Harris did a campaign stop with Liz Cheney
They fired this woman and replaced her with an AI. Good luck to all the Gen Z males out there trying to get your job application seen by a human being after Trump crashes the economy.
The biggest musician in 1970s Britain was this unidentified man they found passed out in the bin behind a Tesco.
Pokédex entry #175 Togepi: Spike Ball Pokémon Typing: Fairy Abilities: Hustle/Serene Grace/Super Luck The shell seems to be filled with joy. It is said that it will share good luck when treated kindly.
Nobody cares because a Democrat isn't president right now.
It is 100% possible we get another Katrina scale hurricane in the next three years and there's zero national guard deployed to aid with the emergency because Trump and the Confederate southern governors sent all the troops to San Diego to harass brown people.
www.rawstory.com/trump-infuri... lmao they’re activating them for 29 days over and over so they don’t get full active duty pay
nurse chansey is here to heal u from all pain and suffering
"Look I'm LEGO Bomber Harris!" *drops an actual brick on it*
request #pokemon
Greek vase circa 460 bc, for those of you who thought giant girl fetish art was a modern invention:
So did you in any way verify this apolitical centrist was telling you the truth before printing his assertion that Kamala Harris voters were drowning his family in death threats
"One recent visitor, for example, has a Pepe the Frog avatar on X and routinely posts anti-immigrant and transphobic content. American life in 2025 seems to be largely governed by these quirks of ideological alignment..." Jesus Christ that's bad writing
"Oh wait we shut down all the mental institutions back in the 80s. Guess we'll just send them to jail instead!"
Artist debated with them self over whether to go all in on the butthole asparagus
Rule of thumb: anyone with "politically homeless" in their bio not only has a political home, but a twelve-storey political home with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying "This Is My Political Home"
It's a failure of overly credulous reporting that this guy could actually say: "My parents are getting death threats over my chicken stall" and there would seemingly be no follow up questions.
But what about all the totally real death threats the libs sent him for real
So ya this guy is 100% a rightwinger lying to the reporter to get the sympathetic narrative he wants. It's a template at this point.
A Challenger Approaches
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Psychic problems on the beach #dragonball #pokemon
Modern nerds: "Sci-fi was always about apolitical escapism not your weird gender stuff." Classic Sci-fi Writers: "In the future everyone will want to fuck a space twink."
The thing about self-reported information in studies is that its all 100% honest and unbiased. No pure-hearted salt of the earth poor and working class person has ever been swayed by social hierarchies or the media, and if you suggest otherwise you're an elitist neoliberal girlboss.
Nah can't be true that guy getting a six figure salary from google has been very clear that all the environmental objections to AI data centers are stupid and wrong
Med techs dealing with a belligerent 96 year old
Snowden is exactly the person all the shitlibs claimed he was and like every time the shitlibs turn out to be right about one of these guys all the cool kids have just memory holes their years of support for him and pretend they never defended the guy.
I don't care if a trauma patient needs this room it's the only one in the ER where the temperature isn't set to 65 degrees
The play is called 'Oedipus Rex' because they wouldn't let him title it 'Motherfucker!'
"internet addiction isn't a real thing" says person who would a have psychological breakdown if forced to spend 72 hours without checking social media
Pokédex entry #174 Igglybuff: Balloon Pokémon Typing: Normal/Fairy Abilities: Cute Charm/Competitive/Friend Guard It has a very soft body. If it starts to roll, it will bounce all over and be impossible to stop.
Tell that to my dumbass brother
There’s a guy who’s a patron at a place my friend works who refused to pay his outstanding medical bills because he thought Trump was going to pay them.
This is fucking pathological and they've been doing it for 8 months straight now. The average voter fully believes big stronk Mister Trump is about to personally cut them a check because that's what the media alerts on their phone keep telling them.
I clicked it and this is about the fucking government payment people get for living in Alaska and have been getting since 1980. The fucking constant wishcasting by the media alerts on your phone about how Trump is totally gonna give out those yuuuge stimulus checks any day now.
just two big boys
The hero we deserve
Dragonite Mail 💌, I had a lot of fun cramming in as much detail as I could, what’s your favorite part of the painting?
'Malte Thacrock'
Any car can be a flying car until it isn't. My uncle's '87 LeSabre was a flying car until it wasn't.
I have to stop stress eating candy from the vending machine or I have to start exercising again. *Sighs and goes to look for my running shorts*
The apolitical military followed the political appointees illegal orders without hesitation but in a very apolitical way
You see the protagonist of my fantasy got their gender changed against their will so it's not weird
A thing that will 100% happen next election are longform media pieces about struggling rural voters who feel abandoned by those elitist Democrats, wherein neither the reporter or any of the subjects mention the fact Trump ended all federal aid to their district and shut down their only hospital.
This is the kind of perversion that damned Sodom and Gomorrah
Why can't urban libs show more compassion and understanding toward rural conservatives who worship a fascist demagogue because he promises to inflict suffering on people like us
When it happens
lol dead silence
If someone were to say shit about Gaza as heinous and false as Juniper did about Ukraine even when the war was underway this site would immediately jump them as genocide-loving Arab-hating racist fascists and be completely morally and factually correct to do so
Is it me or is this like the third time the same person has done a whole thread spewing bile over one of your posts for reasons that are totally unrelated to you being one of the cringe lib trans women
It's like the venom symbiote if all the powers it gave him were about date rape
This man's beard is a virus consuming his face.
they will escape accountability by being aggressively incurious about CDC data on disease becoming sketchier and more sporadic.
They're using Woke Libs Pushing DEI as pretext to burn down any function of government based around actually helping people and most of our media consider this a rational and proportionate response to some college students doing annoying protests
Doing a search for 'pokemon' and scrolling past all the weird horny stuff for some fan art I can actually share
Why doesn't the protagonist of this book just dream about a world where he doesn't have reality altering dream powers is he stupid
I'm a very normal and well adjusted person who can be trusted with the lathe of heaven
goopin
I don't think Gavin Newsom taking publicity photos of him setting a homeless encampment on fire is as unappealing to American voters as this website wants to believe it is