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Emily Lippolis @elippolis.bsky.social

Like at least pirates wore earrings to pay for their funeral expenses. These guys have boats and Harley’s and f 150s and not a fucking dime saved anywhere for their families to pay for their caskets.

aug 3, 2025, 4:30 am • 181 6

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dollyllama @dollyllama.bsky.social

Funny was assessing his custom kitchen as he was talking and wondering what he owes on that with the granite countertops and special spice or knife cabinet.

aug 3, 2025, 10:36 am • 3 0 • view
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Bird Bird ❌ @s-kirby.bsky.social

They were gonna be raptured, not buried, duh.

aug 3, 2025, 5:21 am • 116 0 • view
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Jerry Lambert @jerrylambert.bsky.social

I was born and raised an evangelical and man you are right on target there

aug 3, 2025, 2:12 pm • 30 0 • view
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Maybelle @maybellemabel.bsky.social

Oddly, for my area both of them are painfully accurate

aug 3, 2025, 8:05 pm • 4 0 • view