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Emily Lippolis @elippolis.bsky.social

The latest marvel movie

Tinder chat: Jeff: Hey Emily, have a great weekend, how are you today? Me: What's up Jeff: So far, everything is going well. I'm currently relaxing on the sofa after watching the latest Marvel movie! Me: Showgirls? Jeff: Lol, no, do you have any great plans for today? Me: Writing an article about people who use chat gpt on dating apps
aug 17, 2025, 4:46 pm • 9 1

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Mitch Wolfe @whrwlfthrwlf85v.bsky.social

The latest Marvel? It’s supposed to be nuts.

aug 17, 2025, 5:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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Emissary Janus @blacktonystark.bsky.social

Showgirls is a hilarious response. Also I don't know what could be sadder than a man being so inept at communicating that he needs chatgpt to talk to women.

aug 17, 2025, 4:51 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emily Lippolis @elippolis.bsky.social

I’m trying to figure out which ones are scammers and which ones are just inept, and which ones are inept scammers

aug 17, 2025, 4:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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AjAdman @ajadman.bsky.social

How about that local sports team?

aug 17, 2025, 6:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rob (RSS) @rss.coffee

Fucking oof

aug 17, 2025, 5:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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AJC @bandalf.bsky.social

"I love you, 'PHILIP J FRY'" It's actually even sadder though, assuming it's not a bot, that some dude thinks he can find love via some sort of Cyrano De Botjerac. Just like editing your pictures, you'd have to meet at some point, right?!?

A frame from the Futurama episode
aug 17, 2025, 4:59 pm • 1 0 • view