JD: You'll never guess what I did? Little Marco: I'm afraid to ask... JD: While President Trump was doing a #2 in the oval office bathroom, I F'd his personal couch!
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That wasn't a couch. That was Sarah Sanders passed out ass up
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There's a difference?
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All the furniture in the White House is going to need to be burned after this regime.
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Marco: “…and then he sat on the whoopee cushion and the entire European delegation erupted in laughter…. only Susie Wiles flashed me a stone-faced glare, later whispering to me that my days were numbered!”
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