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He gone! #DonaldTrump
MAGAts: President Trump is healthier than ever, you stupid libs! TRUMP: #DonaldTrump
President Trump is healthier than ever, enjoying his Labor Day weekend at his Mar-a-Lago home - so suck it, libtards!
BREAKING: a photo of Rudy Giuliani has been released, after he was involved in a serious accident that shows that he is doing well, and has even requested that his temperature taken "orally" by his nurse. #RudyGiuliani
Now, don't you DARE try and tell me that prayers don't work ;) #DonaldTrump
Gavin Newsom is SAVAGE! #GavinNewsom #MelaniaTrump
Fixed it ;)
I don't want to say Trump ain't lookin too good, but the Secret Service just changed his code name to "Daisypusher".
So much for all you libtards spreading the rumor that President Trump died, as he's clearly pictured here today out golfing like a BOSS and healthier than ever! #DonaldTrump
Now I think this is the perfect compromise; it pleases their core customer base because they worship the first lady, and it appeals to liberals because of its accurate description ;)
"Hey American Queen? The American King needs changing, STAT!"
That would be I.
BREAKING: a video has been released that seems to explain Donald Trump's blackened and bruised right hand. #DonaldTrump
In case you were wondering why they really shut down Burning Man's infamous Orgy Dome...
Well, now it's getting ridiculous ;) #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's a shame.
It's funny because it's true ;) #CrackerBarrel #DonaldTrump
Wait, so you're saying that Gavin Newsom has some "weird HAND action goin' on"? I mean, am I hearing this right, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny Hands? #DonaldTrump #GavinNewsom
It looks like Trump's hand might be getting worse. #DonaldTrump #ClotsAndPrayers
With every new post I make ripping the obese orange 34-time convicted FELON, I realize it's only matter of time before he makes "Disparaging Der Fuhrer" a crime, just like burning the flag now is. And I'm not exaggerating one little bit. #DonaldTrump
Cracker Barrel finally designs a new name and logo, that Trump voters can really be proud of ;) #crackerbarrel #DonaldTrump
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January 20th, 2029: 1600 Pennsylvania ave Washington, DC #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
Fixed it.
Yeah, that's cuz I added it, Einstein. (doy)
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BREAKING: Antifa thugs vandalize banner depicting the face of President Trump, that was unfurled this morning on the facade of the Department of Labor. #DonaldTrump #JeffreyEpstein
So if you were wondering what's in the giant black ball MTG's carrying, well, I found out - and it's pretty much exactly what you thought it was ;)
BREAKING: in response to Trump voting customer backlash, Cracker Barrel CEO Julie Felss Masino unveils new logo, saying "We're going back to the look and taste that our customers have always loved". #DonaldTrump #CrackerBarrel
BREAKING: GAVIN NEWSOM SAVES THE ENTIRE F'N WORLD!!! #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
DONALD TRUMP: And of course Ghislaine Maxwell completely exonerated me of any wrong-doing, as you know. And she wasn't offered any leniency or any favors to say the nice things she said, as some of the fake news was reporting - she's just a very nice lady, and I wish her luck! GHISLAINE MAXWELL:
BREAKING: video is leaked suggesting the true location of the Epstein Files. (SOUND UP) #DonaldTrump #Putin
Donald Trump shows off photo to reporters that Vladimir Putin sent him, showing how well they got along at their summit in Alaska. #DonaldTrump #Putin
After receiving backlash from Trump voters for their new logo, Cracker Barrel unveils new restaurant design that CEO Julie Felss Masino said "will be more reflective of their customer base, and when guests come into our new restaurants they will feel like they're right at home." #CrackerBarrel
MAKING TRUMP'S GRANDCHILDREN GREAT AGAIN! #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick PEDO ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum" - Gavin the Barbarian #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
When can I say, I'm a sucker for the old '80's classics ;) #DonaldTrump #EpsteinFiles
After Trump voting costumers attack the Cracker Barrel restaurant for changing its logo - the Cracker Barrel then changes its name, in an effort to more accurately reflect its customers. #crackerbarreloldcountrystore
While Volodymyr Zelensky was given a tour White House, President Trump made an unplanned stop in Melania's bedroom.
What's your point?
Video released sheds new light on the Trump "assassination attempt".
JD: You'll never guess what I did? Little Marco: I'm afraid to ask... JD: While President Trump was doing a #2 in the oval office bathroom, I F'd his personal couch!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you: THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD! (Sound UP) #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
Finally, they added some real CLASS in the White House. So take THAT, Gavin Newscum!
He went to Jared... Jared Kushner ;) #DonaldTrump #Putin
You'll lose bitch
Well, obviously I don't think he's gone too far; I MADE the pic.
Gavin Newsom is absolutely SAVAGE! #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
"... and when you're done with that, I want you to get your big old diaper-covered ass over to what used to be MY beautiful rose garden - and get to jack-hammering that f'n hideous concrete patio you put in." #GavinNewsom #DonaldTrump
Well, now Gavin Newsom's gone waaaaaay too far ;) #DonaldTrump #GavinNewsom
BINGO!
The White House posted a photo of Trump pointing aggressively at Putin, so of course I fixed it. #DonaldTrump
Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump say their final goodbye after one last closed-session meeting in the private suite on Putin's plane, before they both left Alaska. #DonaldTrump #VladimirPutin
This one's personal ;) #DonaldTrump #PiersMorgan
And how did Donald Trump's negotiations with Vladimir Putin go, you ask? #DonaldTrump #TrumpPutinSummit
ICYMI, here's the Cliff Notes...
BREAKING: live shot of Donald Trump arriving back in DC, after his "negotiations" with Putin did not broker a ceasefire agreement, and refused to take questions. #DonaldTrump #Alaska
Have you ever seen a wild hamster?? 😊 #bluesky
Donald Trump getting some last minute tips on negotiating tactics from one of his "experts", before leaving for Alaska to meet with Vladimir Putin. #DonaldTrump #Alaska DISCLAIMER: Digitally altered photo #parody
After arriving in Alaska for his meeting with Putin, President Trump was experiencing was reported to be experiencing "irregularity" after the long flight.
So check this out; Piers Morgan the bloated old Trump loving windbag mistakenly posted MY Photoshop of Trump with knee-pads - wishing Trump luck on his meeting with Putin today - and then had to delete it and eat crow for being such a gullible IDIOT 😉 I'm still giddy over this! #DonaldTrump #Putin
BREAKING: Donald Trump lands in Alaska, all dressed and ready to negotiate with Vladimir Putin. #DonaldTrump #Putin
I think it's DISGUSTING of Hunter Biden to claim that Jeffrey Epstein introduced Melania to Donald Trump - when it was actually her former boss, Heidi Fleiss ;) #HunterBiden #MelaniaTrump
BREAKING: a photo has been released bolstering Hunter Biden's claim that Jeffrey Epstein introduced Melania Trump to Donald Trump - which resulted in the First Lady threatening him with a $1B defamation suit. #MelaniaTrump #HunterBiden
I post everything on here too, so it's all good.
TAKE II: So I'm thinking of maybe doing a "Donny the Diddler" comic strip as a weekly 'thang'. What do you guys think? #DonaldTrump #Epstein
There's already a movie in the making... #MTG #LauraLoomer
If this MTG/Laura Loomer feud does turn into an real fight, no matter who wins there's gonna be a Hoedown ;)
Coristine has founded a number of startups with companies registered in Connecticut, Delaware, and the United Kingdom. One of the startups offers an artificial intelligence Discord bot for the Russian market. Coristine has a limited liability company named TESLA.SEXY.
Live shot of Jesse Walters' interview with Eddie "Big Balls" Coristine - on how getting beat up by a 15-year-old girl profoundly changed his life.
Fixed it. #DonaldTrump #Epstein
When they finally do bust this PEDO, don't put him in jail, just put him in a cage, like he did to undocumented immigrants and drop him in the middle of Time Square - so people can stare and laugh and poke him with sticks. #DonaldTrump #Epstein
WOW. This really was a "BIG" announcement, I mean YUGE! #DonaldTrump #Epstein
All's well that ends well 😉 #KristiNoem
Back in the day this band used to get ALL the 13-year-old girls. #DonaldTrump
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The White House renovation is complete. #DonaldTrump
BREAKING: the WNBA's Las Vegas Aces/Seattle Storm game has been stopped after another dilldo was thrown onto the court.
BREAKING: While brokering peace treaty between Azerbaijan and Armenia, President Trump goes into labor. #DonaldTrump
BREAKING: On Dean Cain's first day as an ICE agent, he rescues a young girl from a burning building and faster than a speeding bullet, has her deported to war-torn Libya where she is never seen or heard from again. #DeanCain #ICE
The new White House Rose Garden seems to be a lot more popular than I thought it would be... #RoseGarden
Well, at least somebody likes the new White House Rose Garden ;) #WhiteHouse #RoseGarden
Live look at Jeffrey Epstein patiently awaiting the arrival of his best friend, Donald Trump.
And he could NOT be any prouder. #DonaldTrump #Epstein
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"Look up on the White House roof! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a Diddler on the Roof! RUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!" #DonaldTrump #Epstein
Fixed it again. #DonaldTrump #GhislaineMaxwell
THREE TOES!
Since they're already hiring MAGAts as spokespeople anyway...
"Now, I can see why no one comes up here! There's nothing up here... it's just a barren wasteland!" - Donald Trump on the roof of the White House this morning. #DonaldTrump #Epstein
BREAKING: after annual physical, Doctors discovered that Texas governor Greg Abbott was paralyzed from the neck UP. #GregAbbott #Texas
They brought the Trump balloon to LA today, and what happened is exactly what you'd think would happen... #DonaldTrump #Epstein
Fixed it. #DonaldTrump #AmericanEagle
Today is the 5th annual Running of the Pedos at Mar-a-Lago, in Palm Beach, Florida. #DonaldTrump #Epstein
Last known photograph of the twins alive. #DonaldTrump #Epstein
Finally, some truth in advertising and it's very refreshing ;) #JDVance #AmericanEagle
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