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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social

look, I don't know Chicago but the specificity of map says to me "I grew up near a golf club but I'm pretending the suburbs are this weird alien thing to me"

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sep 2, 2025, 5:55 pm • 40 3

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Yoda Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social

This is extremely in denial they grew up in Naperville coded

sep 2, 2025, 5:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social

I am not convinced they know what goes on in Gary, Indiana in a way they don't know what goes on in Lake Bluff

sep 2, 2025, 6:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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J.S. Grump @impcus.bsky.social

Would love them to be a little specific about what "goes on" means because I'm pretty sure it's just people working, eating, sleeping, etc like every other inhabited place on Earth

sep 2, 2025, 6:17 pm • 1 0 • view
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social

I would bet money this person grew up in the Home Alone house

sep 2, 2025, 5:56 pm • 19 0 • view
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Old Gaffer's Garden @oldgaffersgarden.bsky.social

Big clue that they included Highland Park in their Chicago and not "out there"

sep 2, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social

I have relatives who live in the Chicago area and, yeah

sep 2, 2025, 6:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social

The fam was talking about the various people we’ve met who say they’re “from Flint” but it turns out they’re from a neighboring town like Fenton that’s 97% white with a very low poverty rate. You’re not fooling anyone! You’re not hard!

sep 2, 2025, 6:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social

a thing that Americans are quite guilty of is telling us soft euros is that they live near a place with a high murder rate but their connection to that place is driving past it at 80mph with the doors locked

sep 2, 2025, 7:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jess but spooky @messyjess.bsky.social

I asked my friend who’s “from Detroit” where she came down on the American vs Lafayette coney debate and she’s never been to either. It’s not even a bad part of town

sep 2, 2025, 7:25 pm • 1 0 • view