smooth yoda trump
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smooth yoda trump
ok I am revising this
I think she's a scientologist and friends with Danny Masterson
drugs
watch this man get attacked after playing Gotye
Happy Labor Day! It feels especially important to keep labor at the center of today. If you’re working, I hope you get holiday pay. If you don’t, know you & your labor is important & has value. You deserve a union & I hope your workplace/industry organizes some day soon. You could be the spark!
still better than Vance
Keir Starmer has said he spends his weekends trying to break into refugee hotels. "I find it's a nice way to meet fellow whites and it's great exercise too"
-what's up fellow hotel attacking fascists
HMRC should deduct £1000 from your tax bill every time they basically just hang up on you while trying to navigate their phone tree
-that money should be mine so I can spend it going to Dubai. It's great there
you didn't need that extra day aged 64 anyway
listened to 6.5hrs, and that's only to the point where they leave the Prancing Pony. Completely Hey dol merry dol ring a dong dillo-maxxing.
it might occur to some that this is one of the bigger sources of govt money going into their town
like honestly they should just fuck off to LinkedIn
2 weeks ago I walked 22 miles at night listening to the Fellowship of the Ring audiobook after a fortifying ale and some lembas bread (onion bhaji)
nature is healing
went to this for Les Rhythmes Digitales
nice that they let George Lucas name at least one
heard any rumors lately?
is this a detransition arc
what bumper stickers/decals/wraps are you rocking
wasn't he a nazi general
West Ham winning and City and Arsenal losing at the weekend is fractal final league table stuff.
Trump pulling away in a golf cart blasting Kate Bush
anything Trump does is funny, he could speed off in a golf cart blasting Who let the dogs out/Donna e mobile/Teenage Dirtbag and it all works
that's true but I'd say the overriding theme of the Ring cycle at least is that Germans exist and are mythical and special
it's named after what happens after
sometimes when I need really need motivation to work I look at picture of my gf and daughter to remind myself I do all this with the goal of one day having 9hrs uninterrupted gaming time away from them
I gotta feeling (david guetta world peace mix) - black eyed peas
an annoying thing is it's actually bad if Trump dies
not me I'm bicurious
what about the good billionaires like Vladimir Putin
just learning it was salt now and my bible was faulty
donald trump has died
no not on my herman miller
not enough children are reading my Vertigrox Saga, which I was only able to complete by getting divorced
this is me, I wish I had my mechanic dad and plumber uncle's scrap metal/car bodywork/welding etc guy network
Jennifer's Body
ultimogeniture is in play
afaik they aren't Israeli but lol at the revelation she works in public affairs + favourable coverage in a London newspaper
jacked guy on a plane: haha I'm so muscular and broad it's not my fault these chairs are small also that guy: fat ppl should be made to travel in the cargo hold
another way of saying this is "tourists cause outrage by vandalising restaurant"
this happened to me when I posted my bobble hat in the Ladies who Knit FB group
one thing I will grudgingly admit is those guys that were outside tanning their taints might've been onto something
I am collecting these from now on
"Behind The Trees" - my oil painting
vaguely remember that the guy in that episode was in Blade Runner
my baby keeps watching Kitchen Nightmares on youtube
back in the 90s we had to get our murderous ideation from a Casio fx82
he's a genius
the answer to why Adam Friedland can ask a congressman tough questions is he's on The Adam Friedland Show
sorry for talking like GPT but it seems obvious
it's either that or "I didn't think the leopards would eat *my* face"posting, nothing inbetween
the internet allowed comedians to build influence and their audiences, while at the same time it pressured journalists into fewer, less secure jobs
Pablo Honey?
not many know this but the R stands for Rasputin
so some form of troops are just going to occupy DC until 2028 and then he just won't step down right
*spinning round in office chair -interesting you should ask, you might say I'm a creep, I'm a weird.. SLACK MSG FROM HR
the US govt thanks her for her service, defending against its mortal enemy, the US govt
her family getting $5M too because their daughter was a moron
lmao
Also in the context of liberal democracy no one in power has any true political enemies, there is a huge interest in civility to avoid disrupting the business and financial relationships that ultimately decide everything
I heard tale the mail coach brought you "physical culture" publications all the way from Berlin, Germany
not everyone had the classic Xennial experience of ordering a player piano from the general store
thank you Alvin
Torres is so dishonest that in response to Friedland's increasingly emotional plea for him to agree on some very basic facts about antisemitism and about Israel, he accuses Friedland of setting him up
Torres is so bad Friedland just ends up like "come on man"
astounding that Ritchie Torres became a zionist because Israel was literally his first trip abroad
“Everybody dance now” -Socrates
remember when he did this on Arsenio 🙌🏻
lesbian-coded dispatcher, glasses on a strap- old george is chopping trees that ain't his own again wholesome sheriff- Cripes, I've told him a hundred times, I'll go up there now *old george suffered a fate worse than death 9hrs ago while inspecting night time noises in his barn
Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now
mini, time to get active in the family whatsapp
tbh predicting american fascism is fish in a barrel stuff
you shouldn't just purge transphobes from power because it's the right thing to do you should purge transphobes from power because transphobia is the single greatest indicator of incompetence and mediocrity in modern society.
was just remembering how belispeak blew ppl's minds in 2012 the other day
every sentence sounds like his final words
overdid my microdose
basically it's like it's the 70s and we decided it was ok to abide by the wishes of patients "to see a white doctor"
self-effacing autodidact with a niche interest in historical english and delightfully allotmentcore videos
this is my favourite guy
ICE took 2 firefighters OFF THE FUCKING FIRE LINE!?
Look what they did to Notepad. Shut the fuck up. This is Notepad. You are not welcome here. Oh yeah "Let me use Copilot for Notepad". "I'm going to sign into my account for Notepad". What the fuck are you talking about. It's Notepad.
to the joker, that is just a normal frog
they'll do "Monmouthshire returned to England" policy next
become UKIP but somehow with a weirder and more alienating cabinet
That’s eight years of all-channels roaring bullshit, relentless lying, shitehousing, bullying and comically brazen corruption, just so we can have… this. Now nobody can explain, and because they were so busy braying at each other about how clever and superior they are, they forgot to bring a Plan B.
you haven't seen the devastating array of second property tax relief policies the Democrats have been cooking up ready to go absolutely apeshit on the college educated white male 55-65yr old vote in Delaware
there's never been a war that involved the whole world so this probably isn't my problem
incredible work
my wife keeps telling me I'm "not dead and not a ghost like Bruce Willis" but how else does she explain why she complains to herself about me like I'm not there half the time?
fuck bidets. dry til i die
