😝 Looks like somebody tried to iron a raisin.
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Gas-station hot dog that’s been ride hard and put away wet.
aug 28, 2025, 10:17 pm • 3 0 • view
Cabbage Patch Squid
aug 28, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
He’s full.
aug 28, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
Keeps going back like Homer Simpson and discounted gas station shrimp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 28, 2025, 10:24 pm • 3 3 • view
Gas station sushi
aug 28, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 1 • view
Rfk jr face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aug 28, 2025, 10:15 pm • 4 0 • view
She’s been losing so long, even her crow’s feet gave up. 😆
aug 28, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view
Could you imagine their sex tape? Bet it sounds like someone rubbing 2 sheets of 60 grit sandpaper together, punctuated with yelps and whatever the fuck you call RFK’s voice. Both call each other “Mommy”.
aug 28, 2025, 10:19 pm • 5 2 • view
It would start a fire. 😂
aug 28, 2025, 10:21 pm • 3 0 • view
Worse than aggressive dry humping in corduroys.
aug 28, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
The Ugly singularity.
aug 28, 2025, 10:21 pm • 2 0 • view
Horrors beyond space and time. It boggles my mind that Olivia Nuzzi throttled her entire life based on hoping that one day, RFK would let her snort his load. Man…I’d check myself out if that were me.
aug 28, 2025, 10:23 pm • 2 0 • view
BABA YAGA!!!
aug 28, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Ah yes, the fermented fruit fly. She's the reason the Franzia winery stopped giving all-you-can-Quaff tours after she single-wingedly quaffed the entire year's production in 5 minutes back in 1973. Nearly bankrupted the Franzia family, and they had to sell to Coca Cola.
aug 28, 2025, 10:39 pm • 3 2 • view
Her voice is literally three packs of cigarettes and a bottle of Jamison every night.
aug 29, 2025, 1:07 am • 2 1 • view
Pall Mall Menthol 😂
aug 29, 2025, 1:10 am • 2 0 • view
Can you imagine that voice during sex? Just picture it. "Dooooon't sttttttoop!!!! Well, he stopped whether he meant to or not because that voice just killed everything. Even her husband's doubling up on the Viagra didn't help. .
aug 29, 2025, 1:13 am • 2 1 • view
Getting pounded from behind, hair all messy, cigarette in one hand, glass of whiskey in other spilling everywhere as she gets pounded.
aug 29, 2025, 1:17 am • 3 0 • view
All sorts of juices spraying from that 🕳️ - the prior nights 🥛, smegma, sweat and butt drip. 😂
aug 29, 2025, 1:20 am • 2 0 • view
aug 29, 2025, 1:15 am • 2 1 • view