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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social

HEY ZELENSKY !! THIS IS A SUIT THAT RESPECTS THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT!!! Get your shit together.

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apr 1, 2025, 12:02 am • 887 127

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midi-p-chan.bsky.social @midi-p-chan.bsky.social

Did he make dirtbag Dr. Phil dress like he's in a Texas girl's beauty pageant or is that just his thing now? Is he trying to pull off Orville Peck's style? Can't make heads or tails as to why someone would wear something this flamboyant who thought beer cans would turn people gay. Girl turn it down.

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Babs @babsklein2.bsky.social

What the actual fuck even is that?

apr 1, 2025, 12:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Doug Zeigler @scotchfullyyours.bsky.social

He looks like the dude that used to do the commercials in suits with question marks all over it who would tell you how to cheat on your taxes

apr 1, 2025, 12:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Bad Bartender @rteeeg.bsky.social

You can’t make this shit up

apr 1, 2025, 12:27 am • 3 0 • view
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ThoughtsImagined @thoughtsimagined.bsky.social

This picture captures different states of white trash.

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𝓙. 𝓜𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 𝓚𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 (𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓒𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓷𝓒𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻) @canadiancougar.bsky.social

🤣

apr 1, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 0 • view
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Brett Should Be Writing @brettwritesit.bsky.social

Seen here: the biggest moron in America and Donald Trump.

apr 1, 2025, 12:07 am • 2 0 • view
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mouseman72.bsky.social @mouseman72.bsky.social

Is he visiting the White House or auditioning for Trump's Circus

apr 1, 2025, 12:14 am • 3 0 • view
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Computron @compwastaken.bsky.social

Both

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zelleboo.bsky.social @zelleboo.bsky.social

Two Clowns 🤡

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Shannon Pertner @spert.bsky.social

This looks familiar...

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

They were dressed better.

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Avonna Loves Genres @agkersh123.bsky.social

🤣🤣 Why is he even there? His tickets are practically given away for free. He doesn't have to worry about illegal sales. 🤣🤣

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Hannibal Chau @hannibal-chau.bsky.social

You gotta earn the right to look that stupid by jumping the Grand Canyon on a motorcycle

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Jeff Wave @jeffwave.bsky.social

I’m surprised he’s not wearing a Confederate flag.

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Gawd @fractaljbrown.bsky.social

They really are becoming caricatures of themselves.

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whatchaknooow.bsky.social @whatchaknooow.bsky.social

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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The Resistance CO 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @theresistanceco.bsky.social

“MY NAME IS DOUCHE….BAG!”

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rontech.bsky.social @rontech.bsky.social

Auditioning to be the next UN ambassador !?

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Grey Mills @greyallday.bsky.social

I'm waiting for the clown in the Cracker Suit to start spinning plates or trot out a pack of dogs that ride tiny motorcycles and walk tight ropes.

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C.Z.Grey @czgrey.bsky.social

Heroin is a hell of a drug

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bseadeer.bsky.social @bseadeer.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

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johnwthompson.bsky.social @johnwthompson.bsky.social

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Lachrymalis @aquavirago.bsky.social

Eewww... I can smell his hair in this pic. ::wrinkles snout, horks a bit::

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johnwthompson.bsky.social @johnwthompson.bsky.social

If meth designed a suit..

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Guy LeDouche II 🇨🇦🏁🏴‍☠️ @guyledouch2.bsky.social

Where's Bill Maher? Under the desk?

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Puddiefudge @puddiefudge.bsky.social

Rock must be on crack!

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damneddevious1975.bsky.social @damneddevious1975.bsky.social

On the next episode of “President-Agent Orange”- Agent Crack’d Rock briefed the preda-king on the status of the Egg Wars.

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sirocco52.bsky.social @sirocco52.bsky.social

Sewer clowns!

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yinzer64.bsky.social @yinzer64.bsky.social

Imagine dressing like a fucking carnival barker and thinking you look cool….fucking douche.

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Jennifer @jennknut.bsky.social

eskimo brothers - boobert comes in 'handy'

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Railic @railic.bsky.social

Absolutely shits all over the US flag code.

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Helenia @heleniak.bsky.social

This is GOLD

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Buddy @tallcooll1.bsky.social

Both of them are disrespecting the office of the president 🤣🤣

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Maudi63 @maudi63.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/maud...

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Ian Rydquist @shredquist.bsky.social

And somewhere, a bald eagle drops dead out of the sky

apr 1, 2025, 1:32 am • 2 0 • view
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AJ @fredricks.bsky.social

bro looks like a temu kid rock

apr 1, 2025, 12:58 am • 3 0 • view
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Laurel @starbender.bsky.social

Two monkeys in one room. Which one is President?

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

He's not in the room. He’s busy raiding all the different departments, looking for NAFO bucks.

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Cas @sistercas.bsky.social

Old Man Rock should watch where he puts his hands, or he may catch something from little Meat Shield's boogers.

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

BTW, Chris, I noticed this quote has been making the rounds. Nobody is giving you credit, but I know you deserve it.

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Philthemtltrader @philthemtltrader.bsky.social

I've been using it and crediting Christopher

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

Glad some of us are!

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😃 @sbcooky.bsky.social

Modern slavery on the go. Typically savage capitalism.

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PBR Streetgang @hahnyock.bsky.social

Didn’t know that was Titus. Nicely done.

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

Yep, on last week's podcast.

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

Huckleberry Snagglepuss... That’s where I am now. THAT one’s gonna stick with me... 🤣👍

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

One more... I improved that "downsy" painting:

Behold the Monkey:
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Thorman Lungie @thorman.bsky.social

That there is funny...turned him into Monkey Jesus style...remember that lady that ruined that nice fresco 'restoring' it?

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

That's the painting. I just reversed it & fit it on the other painting. Read the alt text. 😉👍

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

I'm done now. I promise. 🤣😉👍

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Sal @sal-m.bsky.social

The left also needs to stop sucking up to Mark Cuban. He is one of them. Yesterday on Tara Palmeri's show, he said, "I want DOGE to succeed."

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

I don't suck up to Mark Cuban. I have his account muted on here. Why was this directed to me? Nevermind. Muting you too.

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Constantine Furman @c-furman.bsky.social

Whenever it pops up, I tell people Titus said it.

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

I am literally watching your podcast, while scrolling through Bluesky, and see this! 🤣🤣👍 The USA is being run by evil moronic escaped lunatics from a crazy clown institute!

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

PS, you guys have the right idea. EVERYONE needs to get in on the "mocking them" game.

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Iwon'Ta @iwonta.bsky.social

🎯 Mock them, laugh at them!

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

Stopped the show to feed critters & get a late night snack. Listening again, FINALLY at the #SignalGate part!

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

Okay, THAT was fun. You guys are very awake to what's up. Thanks for your shows. Created a credited meme for you. LOL

Hal, I'm changing votes now. - Dave Dave, don't do that, Dave. - Hal Credit: Christopher Titus & The Highlander!
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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

And was reminded of this song at the end: Just Be Best by @randyrainbow.bsky.social (who I hope is okay!) youtu.be/HJVXDqzUFQA?...

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

PS: Jesus only had 12 followers. I have 12,000 followers... 🤣😉👍 (Good thing I'm already a damned atheist... )

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Ranaman @ranaman004.bsky.social

Does hypocrisy even matter when they have no shame?

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Kim @kimwicklander.bsky.social

What a couple of morons🤦🏼‍♀️

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wmullerg.bsky.social @wmullerg.bsky.social

So they have a court Jester now?

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ch3strr @ch3strr.bsky.social

hey look! its the price of a Kid Rock ticket! $2.50

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chichi60 @chichi60.bsky.social

He looks like a 🤡🤡

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Alek Lastname (he/him) @theweours.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Just Plain Tricky @justplaintricky.bsky.social

Looks like someone's mama bedazzled and glitter painted a shirt and jeans to make a budget Eval Knievel costume for Halloween.

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OnceAFellaAlwaysAFella 🇺🇦🇺🇸🇮🇱 @askmydog.bsky.social

🎪🤡💩

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@TheystillcallMeRicky @richardfleming.bsky.social

Look at that WT POS (The one on the left)

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Radical Rhymes @radicalrhymes.bsky.social

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Sunny Hippies @sunnyhippies.bsky.social

probably wiping booooogers like baby x

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TakaComics / Shannon / シャノン @takacomics.bsky.social

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Marc Deslauriers @mdeslaur.bsky.social

I can smell the BO and stale cigarettes all the way here

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Kencf0618 @kencf0618.bsky.social

Nixon had Elvis.

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zingpool.bsky.social @zingpool.bsky.social

Oh look I see a clown the picture and one wearing a suit

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ASW @snowshoe314.bsky.social

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Marcellus ovis nigra familiae Andrade est. @marcandrade.bsky.social

Oh look. Another talentless white nationalist fascist asshole that has a blind eye for white trashery (showing him worshiping his great malignant narcissist Cheeto leader).

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Some old fart @unclegus1967.bsky.social

Robert Ritchie ran out of donalds pharmaceutical grade Bolivian marching powder

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Wyndell Long @wyndelllong.bsky.social

This country is toast.

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Rebel Rabbit @rebelrabbitshop.bsky.social

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NalaTheNoodlegator @nalathenoodlegator.bsky.social

This picture is SUCH a clusterf*ck. I don’t even know what I’m looking at right now. Kid Rock is wearing Rick Flares rhinestone jock. TFG is looking very Jabba-esque in his chair. I need to go now… KMN!

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Lori Lyn @itschaosbekind72.bsky.social

And suddenly President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho somehow looks like a dignified statesman.

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

They thought Idiocracy was a playbook.

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Lori Lyn @itschaosbekind72.bsky.social

Better than concepts of a plan! 😂

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Jennїe Jonzen -LLAP🖖🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🌻💙💛 🍫🍷🌿☘️🍀 🤟😈 Homegrown 🌬️💨⭐️✴️✳️✡️🌟.🚫🍊🍆🥔🛳️8647🧿 @astartiel.substack.com

Yeah, and when they found the smartest guy in the world, from the past, they put him in charge. Instead, these idiots are finding people even dumber than they are to put in charge.

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Lori Lyn @itschaosbekind72.bsky.social

Such an embarrassing race to the bottom. 😔

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Chad GPT ✨🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇪🇺👉🦩💥 @sigmund.fellas.army

Faith inspiring

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Clay_57 @clay-57.bsky.social

I actually respect Kid Rock's outfit. It's not every day you can find a suit that allows you to visit the White House and jump your motorcycle over Snake River Canyon in the same day.

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Lachrymalis @aquavirago.bsky.social

I was the one who suggested a week or two back that I would be happy to chip in and ensure these highly respectable elected offal-... officials... were clothed in the raiments befitting their status. Glad to see someone listened. Here's a similar suit for the other one...

A super ugly clown suit, white with yellow, blue and pink
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nursebarbara.bsky.social @nursebarbara.bsky.social

A Circus Bafoon oh and kkKid Rock.

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eddiefowler3663@gmail.com @macfoggy.bsky.social

what I see thr is 2 clowns one and one theater .eddiefowler3663@gmail.com

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eddiefowler3663@gmail.com @macfoggy.bsky.social

thing abt costume thy really only matter if the occasion says so . Well your at war thrs times I thoht thr shdve been more help . the job would've been OK

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