Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal… We’re only painting the exit side? The dumb surrounded by the dumber.
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Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal… We’re only painting the exit side? The dumb surrounded by the dumber.
Hey! Governor DeSantus:
Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.
LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.
Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0
I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison? We are so lost. Good game, idiots.
Hey, flat earth morons!
Over on day one.
How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty? How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long? Either way our comfort is over. This will get worse.
I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!
NEW ANGLE Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage. But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…
This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool. www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...
The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.
Trump’s a Russian asset.
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Trumps dad is American because of birthright citizenship. Pass it on. Trumps Mom wasn’t an American born citizen. Pass it on Trump splooshed out of the vagina of an immigrant. Pass it on
I do not get it…are rich people struggling?
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Amazing Job today. Streets packed, they now have to realize, there ain’t enough cops to EVER make us stop. #AmericansSavingAmeeica
Taco 47 hates you in law enforcement and in the military. The only thing he hates worse is the constitution. You took an oath to protect and serve the the American people, Not a dictator with a dick like a tater-tot.
Republicans kill children.
Dude inspired Prince, RIP.
Dear MAGA: You’re not cool. You never have been, and you never will be. And deep down, you know it. That’s why you’re pissed. P.S. Bummer about your cock.
.226 would have vaporized it. But not even a scar? Right.
Every time I see his lifts making him stand like this I hear. “You Been hit by, you been struck by, a smooth criminal.” 34 time convicted…
Yeah, Bidens old…
Exactly.
Here is Friday’s Armageddon update, holy hell things are moving fast. Working on a new one now. youtu.be/PoAyBLr8IHk?...
PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON
Really hope these billionaires can make it through.
One billionaire hired another billionaire to take food out of kids mouths and make sure they died of cancer. MAGA.
It is day 120 of day one. The lying-est piece of garbage ever elected to the presidency has done nothing but cause chaos and disorder. Prices up. Ukraine/Russia raging Israel starving kids India/Pakistan Walmart has to eat tariffs. Farmers lost contracts And legal residents illegally jailed 8647
Leadership.
“All we’ve got is each other.” Don’t comply, Rise up.
Ashli Babbitt was a criminal who violated her oath and tried to end the US government. She’s a joke. 8647
Dream, it changes reality.
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In my experience traveling like I have there is no “non rancid” elephant shit.
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The boss is a patriot and a hell of a songwriter @pattonoswalt.bsky.social @titusnation.bsky.social @chriswarcraft.bsky.social @chrislhayes.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @markhamillofficial.bsky.social @chasingoz.bsky.social @tnbrando.bsky.social youtu.be/X3ruKFDmChY?...
Kinda proud to make that list. Thank you!!!
Hahahahahaha!!!
Nuff said
One billionaire hired another billionaire to take food out of kids mouths and make sure they died of cancer. MAGA.
They received presidential pardons for this ‘message’ and it wasn’t seashells on a beach.
Hey Trump, about the Springsteen thing, read the planet.
REVEREND!!!
Still figuring that out.
So weird, mom and dad together and no one is stabbed.
Immigrants didn’t keep the minimum wage at 7.25 since 2009. Congress did. Corporations paid them to do it. The most American thing you can do is come to America to become an American. The least American thing you can do is sell Americans your shit, while paying Americans shit to make your shit.
EXXON, WALMART, FORD, CHRYSLER, TARGET, APPLE, AMAZON, and every other company that didn't want to pay you a living wage. Gave your job away. Then paid slave wages to another country. Because 10 Billion isn't enough, 20 Billion isn't enough, 200 Billion isn't enough. You starving is.
Your jobs weren't taken. A man with two kids starving in his own country and being extorted by gangs, who walked 1100 miles to the border, didn't take your Job. He came here for one you won't do.
Please pay attention
Loser, failure, President.
Great interview by @titusnation.bsky.social and @electiontruth.bsky.social that discusses the November 2024 potential election. They did a great job breaking down the data into understandable terms, with a Part 2 to follow! #2024uspresidentialelection #ohshit #sos www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgIa...
Oh I 100% understood the data. The Russian tail, upsurge in votes for Trump at 50% in blue districts. The weird thing is the pattern matches Putins wins… who knows Putin? Musk and Trump… probably a coincidence. The shows vote changing and changes that we didn’t see until 2020, just swing states
Christopher Titus & Election Truth Alliance - YES, data on Pennsylvania indicates vote totals were manipulated…and as @titusnation.bsky.social says, “We are fucked.” youtu.be/t-yr-Mgkhm0?...
Being great again doesn’t feel like I thought it would.
I wish I could have the whole country watch the election truth alliance videos. Very relatable when Chris mentioned the horrible feeling that something was very off. The data is there, the patterns are there, the emailed bomb threats all happened @electiontruth.bsky.social @titusnation.bsky.social
This is your regular reminder that executive orders are not royal decrees. Because America has no king.
Robert Wolf on Fox News: "I've been in finance for 40 years. This is probably the biggest manufactured crisis I've seen with a bunch of unforced errors. The execution of 'liberation day' was pathetic."
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100 days. He is polling lower than the first time and the lowest of almost President in history at 100 days. Winning. The President of the united states is being sued by states who have united.
He said “he’ll be fired very quickly” We have the biggest loser running this country. Jesus, what a weak, cowardly moron.
No!!! Been almost a month @stellantis sucks me into the twin turbo six, it blows up in 3k miles?! So @ramtrucks.bsky.social Suck and blow. I’m gonna give the whole nightmare recap on the podcast.
Yep.
Kilmar is alive! This is gonna get bad. As opposed to how bad it is now.
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I am advocating for due process for Kilmar Abrego Garcia. You twat.
Trump incited rebellion on 1/6/21. Per the constitution he is ineligible to hold office. How much longer will we let the confederates destroy our Union?
Nice.
He was here legally. He was arrested without cause. He was taken into custody without charges. He was not allowed due process. He didn’t get to see a lawyer. He was sent to a prison IN ANOTHER COUNTRY. Illegally. Trump denied the Supreme Court. Trump violated the constitution. Abrego Garcia is us
The deep state is so effective they let a treasonous, rapist, racist bankrupt, tax cheat, who wants too ”date” his daughter, steal thousands of top secret documents, avoid prison, pack the Supreme Court, take millions off the voter rolls and become President. Me thinks the “Deep State” is bullshit.
Why are these small dickless republican white man so afraid of anyone a different color, a different gender or just different? This is the last desperate gasp of white male mediocrity and they had to cheat to get here. 4 million plus voters taken off the voter roles in 24 fortune.com/2024/10/23/s...
We also did a deep dive into voting data with the Election Truth Alliance this week on the podcast. Wait until you see… #russiantail #hackedthevote.
It’s stunning how fast this asshole took us back to total chaos.
Yes. I wrote that.
@titusnation.bsky.social after binge watching several Comedy Specials by Mr. Christopher Titus; our company Founder has moved Mr. Titus to 2nd Favourite behind Billy Connelly, bumping Bill Burr down to #3. #Neverlution
Not a drag queen, a Republican.
Trae is awesome.
Comics are a social barometer, back to Kings. A check on evil and power, not a fucking infomercial for it. Maher and Rogan are just a sham wow commercial for an asshole.
Comics punch up. When you see comics like joerogan & billmaher licking the taint of a fascist oligarch, they stop being comics, they’re sycophants, ass kissers protecting what they have, the farthest thing from rebels. Twain, Hicks, Carlin, Williams, Pryor, Bruce, Thats who you’re supposed to be.
Holy shit! The Dems have gone to “ pointed questions” shits getting real….. lame
You too?!!!
I’m excited for this show tonight featuring many more talented and successful comedians than myself!
“We’ve never gone through anything like this, but this is what I do want to say. Despair is not an option. Giving up and hiding under the covers is not acceptable. The stakes are just too high.” Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
See you in the camps, homie.
I’m not being mean but seriously, but I cannot see a Cybertruck without laughing. Foose is a good friend and he is speechless at how bad it is. I’ve never seen a vehicle with zero good side. It just makes me laugh. They should call it the “ Hubris”
Facts.
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks. We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.
Too nice, but I’ll take it.
@titusnation.bsky.social Thank you fir an amazing show tonight. The wife and I needed a good laugh.
Biden didn’t fix egg prices.
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