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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social

It’s tough to get paying protestor gigs, protest open mics is where to start, come up with an original sign, “no justice no peace” is too hacky. Try to get booked at Soros “Protest Fest” get a protest agent and then the big bucks start rolling in. Then you can headline on the Edmund Pettus bridge.

apr 8, 2025, 1:26 am • 356 23

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🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎀🇨🇭🇨🇦🇺🇦Reg🇺🇦🇨🇦🇨🇭🎀 @regthrwombat.bsky.social

My sister is giving it go. That PhD might actually pay off.

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apr 8, 2025, 4:49 am • 3 0 • view
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Enemy_Within_097 @enemywithin097.bsky.social

I went to a Tesla Takedown protest and I don't recall anyone getting paid for it. I protest for free and expressing my 1st amendment rights.

apr 8, 2025, 1:30 am • 0 0 • view
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Bartleby the Paralegal @sunraa.bsky.social

send a letter to Soros HR

apr 8, 2025, 2:06 am • 1 0 • view
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Kyle Emerson Williams For Senate (R-CO) @kwullums.bsky.social

Honestly block parties or reserving a park is a great way to throw up some signage but still have a good time youtu.be/3mSHQrb26Wg?...

apr 8, 2025, 1:44 am • 2 0 • view
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lionsnation.bsky.social @lionsnation.bsky.social

Ahhhh I C what you did there..... 😉

apr 8, 2025, 1:34 am • 1 0 • view
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hathoruserzengel.bsky.social @hathoruserzengel.bsky.social

Thanks! I've been trying to get that dream job forever. I even have $100,000 in student loan debt for my dual major in 'Crisis Actor/Liberal Snowflake.' What agency should I aim for reping me?

apr 8, 2025, 1:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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johnwthompson.bsky.social @johnwthompson.bsky.social

Also, pick a good mascot.

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𝕄-𝔸-𝕍-𝔼-ℝ-𝕀-ℂ @maveric.bsky.social

Protest at the Apollo sounds awesome!

apr 8, 2025, 1:37 am • 2 0 • view
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lisaw-oc.bsky.social @lisaw-oc.bsky.social

I didn't get paid but I wore the Christopher Titus Woke AF tee-shirt!

apr 8, 2025, 2:44 am • 4 0 • view
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John Wicks @jwwicks.bsky.social

And Wired said we can't take a joke. www.wired.com/story/bluesk...

apr 8, 2025, 1:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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FcZ @fczastrow.bsky.social

Careful, you'll flood the market.

apr 8, 2025, 7:21 am • 1 0 • view
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ISS Yorktown @three-rivers.bsky.social

I got my start doing improv protests in Chicago. No headline gigs yet, but I got great reviews at the Springfield protest last week. No money yet, but you gotta pay your dues.

apr 8, 2025, 1:58 am • 4 0 • view
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ghostdoggtv.bsky.social @ghostdoggtv.bsky.social

Pay me George Soros god damn it

apr 8, 2025, 3:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris Shaw @cshawproductions.bsky.social

Are there craft services, or do we need to pack a lunch for these gigs?

apr 8, 2025, 1:38 am • 2 0 • view
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willCuThere @willcuthere.bsky.social

.... for shit's and giggles I feel like it's time to make a protestor crypto coin.

apr 8, 2025, 1:34 am • 2 0 • view
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jtroopa.bsky.social @jtroopa.bsky.social

I love that this idea that this super rich billionaire is trying to control the narrative with astroturfed activism, and that this idea is coincidentally being pushed by a specific super rich billionaire who bought a social media company and regularly controls the narrative bia tweeting.

apr 8, 2025, 3:28 am • 3 0 • view
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Christoper Ironhead @chris-ironhead.bsky.social

AS a fellow Christopher, I still wonder why you attempted to make yourself burnt toast on that beach... oh yeah, you were hammered. I'm with ya smart ass.

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Soppy @soppy0.bsky.social

Right now I'm watching lettuce. Soon I'll be on Cries. Next thing you know I'll be Assistant Damager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

apr 8, 2025, 4:02 am • 3 0 • view