I’m not being mean but seriously, but I cannot see a Cybertruck without laughing. Foose is a good friend and he is speechless at how bad it is. I’ve never seen a vehicle with zero good side. It just makes me laugh. They should call it the “ Hubris”
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I was gobsmacked at how ugly it is IRL. Like its creator, it is huge and misshapen. It looks like it will fall apart from rust; gaps in the seams to rival anything @dieworkwear.bsky.social faults. The one I saw was matte black; no light escaped it. I saw no bed; its utilitarian value appears nil.
apr 14, 2025, 11:02 am • 1 0 • view
I was more disappointed about how they over-sold it's durability . These rolling lemon bricks were supposed to be bullet-proof . A mere cheese-slap is enough to make them fall apart .
apr 13, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
There Was a cyber truck in my area of NC. Had a big trump sticker and everything. He’s been noticeably absent for the last few months. Used to see him all the time. Now…nothing. Guess the embarrassment got to him.
apr 14, 2025, 1:03 am • 0 0 • view
They should call it the Cybersex, because that is the only trim you will pull when you own one. You can get more pussy with an electric bicycle.
apr 14, 2025, 12:36 pm • 1 0 • view
It's the only truck I have heard of, that's designed for acceleration. It doesn't have the torque to tow anything a euro sedan could tow. Cybertruck's hitch breaks off if the owners try to tow heavy loads. Hell, Tesla won't take them as trade-ins. One insurance company refuses to insure them.
apr 13, 2025, 10:57 pm • 5 0 • view
Whistlin' Diesel on YouTube has a two-part video where they completely trash one. It's wonderful to watch.
apr 14, 2025, 12:03 am • 2 0 • view
Hubrix - because that boy loves the letter X for some reason.
apr 14, 2025, 5:52 pm • 0 0 • view
I saw 3 today and said "must be a dumpster on wheels convention nearby"
apr 13, 2025, 11:10 pm • 1 0 • view
Man I don’t know Titus…these seem to have been captured in a flattering light. I’d be all for more like this, it’s like art really.
apr 13, 2025, 10:38 pm • 8 2 • view
Would like to call it TESLA Bankruptcy on Wheels, honestly.
apr 14, 2025, 12:56 am • 0 0 • view
it offends me on an aesthetic level, the longer I stay in traffic looking at one, the angrier I get
apr 14, 2025, 4:07 pm • 0 0 • view
People thought it was ridiculous before it even came out.
apr 13, 2025, 10:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Good call 👍😉
apr 14, 2025, 8:08 am • 2 0 • view
I saw a new Tesla the other day ... I don't mean to brag, but I might have been the first person to give them the finger
apr 13, 2025, 10:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Have you EVER seen a cyber truck with a passenger??? I’m keeping count. It’s easy. Zero
apr 14, 2025, 12:12 pm • 0 0 • view
✔️🎯 So gross. What a fucking loser.
apr 13, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
I would drive in a fucking Yugo before even considering Musk’s monstrosity
apr 14, 2025, 8:29 am • 0 0 • view
It gives actual lemons a bad name. Pinto would never!
apr 13, 2025, 10:37 pm • 4 0 • view
Well... fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...
apr 14, 2025, 12:15 am • 3 0 • view
I call it the Fridge on wheels 🤷🏿♂️
apr 15, 2025, 3:06 pm • 0 0 • view
The first time I saw the design, I thought "It's ugly, and it's useless as a pickup". Seeing them in person only made me believe that more.
apr 13, 2025, 10:38 pm • 8 0 • view
Friends were doing field work about a year ago in Angeles National Forest. They were taking a break & 3 cybertrucks are coming down the fire road. They said they were squeaking louder than a ‘80 Toyota 4X4 & couldn’t make the turns. Useless is right
apr 15, 2025, 4:48 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 24, 2025, 3:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I have the same reaction. I have yet to see one without bursting out laughing at the rolling dumpster someone bought for more than I paid for my condo.
apr 14, 2025, 12:04 am • 0 0 • view
I can’t help but saying “douchemobile” every time I see one.
apr 14, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
I prefer wankpanzer swasticar.
apr 14, 2025, 10:37 am • 0 0 • view
It's a 16-bit graphics truck
apr 13, 2025, 11:11 pm • 2 0 • view
I point and laugh every time I see one. Especially yhe one in my neighborhood with the "Hi Elon" license plate. What a Beta.
apr 13, 2025, 11:53 pm • 2 0 • view
he ain't gonna see it bro if i saw a cyberbrick near where i live (which can't happen i live in england) i would kick the thing with zero hesitation
apr 14, 2025, 12:09 pm • 0 0 • view
Can we call them Cyberwagons? It does not look like a truck.
apr 13, 2025, 11:12 pm • 0 0 • view
To me they look like something a heap of drunk rednecks in a scrap metal yard knocked up......
apr 14, 2025, 9:28 am • 1 1 • view
I've always said that Teslas in general look like car models in a video game like GTA 5 that haven't fulled loaded in yet. I keep looking at them, expecting the rest of the texture to load in. No other car looks like that to me, just Teslas and Cybertrucks.
apr 13, 2025, 10:35 pm • 10 0 • view
It makes a Pontiac Aztec look sleek and stylish.
apr 14, 2025, 3:42 pm • 0 0 • view
At the risk of sounding stuffy, I’ll say the semiotics of the Cyber Truck are hysterical. What it says about the owner is volumes, and none of it good.
apr 14, 2025, 2:17 pm • 0 0 • view
a good percentage of the ones I've seen are wrapped with ads for some kinda business usually one I have no interest in
apr 13, 2025, 10:38 pm • 2 0 • view
Held together with glue. Like trumps toupee
apr 14, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
You can't tell it's a CYBERTRUCK from underneath, the pedestrians nearby when they are in self driving mode can attest.
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apr 13, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Can't help but call it Cybercuck when I see it on the road
apr 13, 2025, 10:35 pm • 6 1 • view
Nah...every woman knows what it's called...microdick
apr 13, 2025, 11:50 pm • 1 0 • view
They look like glitches. Like cars that didn't finish loading in properly, but are still trying to be driven despite being so blocky and ugly.
apr 14, 2025, 1:51 am • 0 0 • view
Incel Camino is my favorite term!
apr 13, 2025, 10:31 pm • 16 0 • view
It beats Muxmobile Cyberpanzer Swastikartruk for brevity.
apr 14, 2025, 10:35 am • 0 0 • view
I've always preferred "Douchenberg"
apr 14, 2025, 6:41 pm • 0 0 • view
The guy who parks his Cybertruck in front of his tile shop/bath remodeling shop here in town will never get my business.
apr 13, 2025, 10:41 pm • 9 1 • view
I have the same affliction. Cyber truck equals guffaw.
apr 13, 2025, 11:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I always have this almost-Pavlovian reaction where my arm jumps out the window and my hand raises one, just one, finger.
apr 14, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
They really should.
apr 14, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember how long the prototype drove around with no windshield wipers at all? Next time you see him, ask Foose how long car builders have been shaving off the wipers to smooth out the line. And tell him a fan said 👍!
apr 14, 2025, 1:56 pm • 0 0 • view
Thing was a complete rush job from the start. Peeps I know working the parts distribution centers fucking hate it. Too many recalls. Parts are WAY over-sized. Can't slot parts in the warehouses properly. Absolute 💩 show. Think they are in their third recall campaign to bulk ship the part fixes. 🤦
apr 14, 2025, 3:16 pm • 0 0 • view
But that double sided tape sure makes disassembling easy.
apr 14, 2025, 12:13 am • 0 0 • view
I still have yet to see one in the wild and I have no idea how I will react. I do want to find out!
apr 13, 2025, 10:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Keep a barf bag handy. There's a couple of them in my city and I point and laugh each time I see them.
apr 13, 2025, 10:37 pm • 4 0 • view
Long video, gets good around 6:20. youtu.be/PK_EJ3DyiiA?...
apr 14, 2025, 12:02 am • 0 0 • view
U live out in LA the fruits and nuts u ott to own one 😎😎😎
apr 13, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s like a DeLorean and a dumpster had a baby, and then forgot to raise it.
apr 14, 2025, 5:42 am • 0 0 • view
I'm a mechanical engineer, I work in a design field, I have both professional contacts and close friends who understand basic design. We've been spending the last year or so noting every best practice and standard violation that ends up in the news, pointing, and laughing.
apr 14, 2025, 9:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I saw one in the new Jason Statham movie, I think it was the first time I saw one in motion as it bounced down the road: it was so ridiculous.
apr 13, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
I giggled at Tesla’s since they came out though.
apr 13, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd rather have an FSO Polonez. It's THAT bad.
apr 14, 2025, 3:34 pm • 0 0 • view
What’s the difference between a cybertruck and a cactus? A cactus has pricks on the outside.
apr 14, 2025, 11:11 am • 1 0 • view
If you as a 3 year old to draw a truck, it comes out looking like one of those things. They’re hideous.
apr 14, 2025, 2:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I saw one on 88 earlier, but I never got close enough to see it... I'm a hermit and don't leave the house much...
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But at least you can (maybe) Lemon Law them www.motorbiscuit.com/tesla-tells-...
apr 14, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I've never liked them...they are just ugly. I am noticing more and more here in the valley though (vegas)
apr 13, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I have a neighbor with TWO. I try not to laugh as I walk the dog past his driveway. It is very hard to hide the instinctive smirk.
apr 13, 2025, 10:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Are they doing bogos now 😆
apr 14, 2025, 3:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Every damn time. And when someone wraps them thinking they look better it’s a big “oh honey. No”
apr 15, 2025, 4:45 pm • 0 0 • view
Geeze, If Chip can't see any way to make it look good, other than in a crusher, That's just Way bad.
apr 13, 2025, 10:35 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s as “Emperor’s New Clothes” as anything with these clowns. “It looks like shit!” “No it doesn’t!”
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