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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social

To all my breakfast burrito family out there, I have been searching for the perfect breakfast burrito in LA for 22 years. I’ve tried every artisan place, every wicked cool place. Now, and with 100% certainty the best breakfast burrito in California, is from, IHOP. You’re Welcome. -Titus

jun 16, 2025, 8:04 pm • 190 9

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Cat Mom Mask On @wearyourdamnedmask.bsky.social

Which one, though?

jun 16, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Coyote @coyotefromtexas.bsky.social

and their coffee isn't that bad either.

jun 17, 2025, 1:31 am • 0 0 • view
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argishow.bsky.social @argishow.bsky.social

Titus, five minutes after this post:

jun 16, 2025, 9:23 pm • 3 0 • view
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Coco the Nerd @coccoside.bsky.social

That is what he gets for rage baiting!

jun 16, 2025, 11:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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Corey Jay @coreyj.bsky.social

I haven’t tried it, but Nations makes a good one.

jun 21, 2025, 12:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark Shah @producershah.bsky.social

My wife makes the greatest breakfast burritos in the world… Thank you for your attention to this matter…

jul 1, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tiquan Manifesto @robotponydancer.bsky.social

We know you're old when you sign your tweeter.

jun 16, 2025, 9:02 pm • 1 0 • view
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Rarian Rakista @rakista.bsky.social

I only eat burritos that were wrapped in foil as the gods intended - makes the tortilla soft/stretchy/chewy.

jun 16, 2025, 8:07 pm • 7 0 • view
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okgrown.bsky.social @okgrown.bsky.social

IHoP is to breakfast what pantyhose is lingerie…if you squint and are hungry enough …it’s the same thing.

jun 16, 2025, 8:21 pm • 2 0 • view
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Joyful Yogi’s Travel & Adventures @joyfulyogi.bsky.social

😂🤣

jun 17, 2025, 8:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Bdoe @bdoe.bsky.social

Ooooo you gunna get the reply replys with this one lmfao

jun 16, 2025, 8:05 pm • 3 0 • view
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T Super @tsuper.bsky.social

There was this small Mexican restaurant in Tempe across from ASU and next to The Chuckbox in the 1990s had the best breakfast burritos ever. Homemade salsa in syrup jars. And also a 3 pound burrito deal, perfect for a college student to stretch over a couple meals. Gone now.

jun 17, 2025, 12:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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T Super @tsuper.bsky.social

Might have been this: La Tolteca. Thats the location anyway! emuseum.tempe.gov/objects/4798...

jun 17, 2025, 7:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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PBR Streetgang @hahnyock.bsky.social

Someone go check on Titus and make sure he’s OK. 🤣🌯

jun 16, 2025, 8:43 pm • 5 0 • view
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SusuBunny of Doomscroll @susubunny.bsky.social

Begun, the Breakfast Burritos Wars has 😹

jun 16, 2025, 8:07 pm • 8 0 • view
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Stoni @opsgivenfreely.bsky.social

I freakin love IHOP.

jun 17, 2025, 5:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Drew Hilton @evilrbt.bsky.social

Tell us you’re white without telling us.

jun 16, 2025, 8:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Steve Gallagher💙💚 @steveg26.bsky.social

Berries!

jun 17, 2025, 4:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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LocNar1701 @locnar1701.bsky.social

Nope, the best breakfast burrito is any one you add chorizo to.

jun 16, 2025, 8:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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V am I @v-m-i.bsky.social

*soyrhizo (ducking)

jun 16, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Kevin W. Kaufhold @61corvair.bsky.social

Good to know.

jun 16, 2025, 8:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Lissa Guillet @sunsinegrrrl.bsky.social

jun 17, 2025, 1:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Toe Beans @v-ron.bsky.social

Hisss 🐍

jun 16, 2025, 8:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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TelevisedAnarchy @televisedanarchy.bsky.social

jun 16, 2025, 8:06 pm • 9 0 • view
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Baked Potato @marquells.bsky.social

Have you had one in Albuquerque? Because damn.

jul 14, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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ch3strr @ch3strr.bsky.social

guuurrrrl please

jun 17, 2025, 3:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Apocalypse Glamping @embeddedsorcery.com

I feel sorry for California.

jun 16, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stryder @stryder.bsky.social

I have never wanted to fight you so much in my entire life.

jun 16, 2025, 8:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Matt @byebyebyfield.bsky.social

The best breakfast burrito in LA is in San Diego.

jun 17, 2025, 12:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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Royal @royalpdx.bsky.social

This has gotta be the "I've been kidnapped and am posting against my will" signal, right? Right!?! (Blink twice if you're in danger right now! More than usual, I mean!)

jun 16, 2025, 8:09 pm • 11 1 • view
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Highway Heronie ♥️⚡️💙 @mightandglory.bsky.social

Pepe’s arguably has the best, it’s in Fullerton. It comes with eggs, cheese, papas, beans, salsa verde or pico, Bacon &/or sausage(get both and ask for less eggs).

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jun 17, 2025, 4:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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Cmango @cmango.bsky.social

What the… Come clean, Titus. Were you high?

jun 16, 2025, 8:08 pm • 4 0 • view
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Bullix @bullix.bsky.social

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jun 16, 2025, 8:07 pm • 7 0 • view
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necotrucido.bsky.social @necotrucido.bsky.social

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jun 17, 2025, 1:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeremy @ansur9x.bsky.social

Does that even have green chili on it?

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jun 16, 2025, 8:23 pm • 6 0 • view
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Malleus Aforethought @malaforethought.bsky.social

Chile you fucking barbarian

jun 16, 2025, 8:53 pm • 6 0 • view
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deanthepoet.bsky.social @deanthepoet.bsky.social

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. This probably tastes better.

jun 16, 2025, 8:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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Craven Morehead @cravenmorehead.bsky.social

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jun 17, 2025, 9:55 am • 1 0 • view
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siouxtown.bsky.social @siouxtown.bsky.social

EGG HEAVEN, 7th and Ximeno in Long Beach. Best blueberry pancakes and home fries!

jun 17, 2025, 4:49 am • 0 0 • view
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bestgsquared.bsky.social @bestgsquared.bsky.social

IHOP⁉️ What kind of burrito? IHOP‼️⁉️

jun 17, 2025, 9:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Malleus Aforethought @malaforethought.bsky.social

Get your ass to Albuquerque and get yourself a #9 from Golden Pride. Or green chile bacon and egg, or any breakfast burrito. Best you'll ever eat. They make their tortillas in-house. Also respectable ribs and fried chicken oddly enough. Fuck I miss living down the street from them.

jun 16, 2025, 8:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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MarinaZee @marinazee.bsky.social

This description makes me want to plan a trip to NM! I was born there but haven't been back since I was 6. I want to visit and see what it's like as an adult.

jul 4, 2025, 2:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Malleus Aforethought @malaforethought.bsky.social

There are multiples around Albuquerque. All seem to have the same high quality. The carne adovada breakfast burrito is worth the trip alone. West of the one Central (& Eubank) a couple of blocks you'll also find one of best vietnamese resturants around, Pho Linh. Wonderful people and amazing food.

jul 4, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eric Peterson @aricpeterson.bsky.social

Now thinking of Lewis Black's IHOP bit...

jun 16, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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bebe4real.bsky.social @bebe4real.bsky.social

Best was Garduno's on Whittier Blvd, when I lived there.

jun 20, 2025, 4:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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nursebarbara.bsky.social @nursebarbara.bsky.social

I love the one at McDonald's. It is what it is 😉

jun 16, 2025, 8:11 pm • 0 0 • view
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At0mXII (Adam Paulauski) @at0mxii.bsky.social

I'm kind of fond of the Taco Bell breakfast Burritos, Crunch Wrap if I feel fancy cause they stuff a hashbrown in there :) I'll have to try out IHOP's!

jun 16, 2025, 8:12 pm • 0 0 • view