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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social

Elections are run by the states. There's nothing Trump can really do, and even in red states their ability to tinker with rules is limited by the reality all elections for every office have to follow the same rules bsky.app/profile/real...

aug 30, 2025, 5:36 pm • 81 8

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Jim (He's NOT dead, Jim!) Meyer @theotherjim.bsky.social

Yeah. Unless I’m mistaken, the American system of localized elections is unique to… America.

aug 30, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jim (He's NOT dead, Jim!) Meyer @theotherjim.bsky.social

(Meaning that all the election-tampering advice Donnie is getting from his autocratic buddies is useless.)

aug 30, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

I think people misunderstand how election tampering works outside of full on authoritarian regimes, it's only useful for tinkering at the edges and in tactically important locations, and even then it's iffy if an extra 5% of the population votes it basically doesn't work at all

aug 30, 2025, 5:39 pm • 13 0 • view
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social

Yep bsky.app/profile/jarl...

aug 30, 2025, 9:26 pm • 47 2 • view
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social

You see the quote-skeet you replied to? Then the screenshot that's being quoted in that quote-skeet? Then the first clause in that screenshot? bsky.app/profile/beau...

sep 1, 2025, 8:11 am • 55 0 • view
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social

👴🏼: "I like waffles." 👤: "Please tell me you understand that uncooked waffles are not edible. Please tell me you understand this. Please." Post less. Read more.

sep 1, 2025, 8:14 am • 138 5 • view
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Just Woodley @noctisumbra.bsky.social

Reading and comprehending are two different things, Greg.

sep 1, 2025, 8:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Shoulder Devil @shoulderdevil.bsky.social

not even uncooked waffles, this is acting like it's absurd you're expressing an opinion on waffles when you don't have waffles *right now* like you couldn't possibly have any thoughts on the subject unless the waffle exists in your field of view.

sep 1, 2025, 8:21 am • 2 0 • view
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social

Honestly that would have been preferable, because it suggests the person at least read the post! But responding to a post about "when Dems take over" with "Dems can't do any of this without taking over" just reflects truly low effort 😔 bsky.app/profile/time...

sep 1, 2025, 3:09 pm • 29 1 • view
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Michael @mstevens86.bsky.social

Psh. I will pull a fuckin Eggo out of the freezer and gnaw on it.

sep 1, 2025, 8:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Gwen McNamara @timeandagwen.bsky.social

How can you post this while people are dying?! /sarcasm

sep 1, 2025, 3:05 pm • 4 0 • view
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social

Why do you hate pancakes, Greg?

sep 1, 2025, 8:52 am • 2 0 • view
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Miracle Man @kimota1977.bsky.social

Have you considered the possibility that if they read more they would be unable to post their hot takes? Check mate, Doucette!!

sep 1, 2025, 8:55 am • 0 0 • view
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bionicmannequin.bsky.social @bionicmannequin.bsky.social

Waffle batter is quite delicious

sep 1, 2025, 9:39 am • 1 0 • view
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Orcish Law @orcishlaw.bsky.social

Woah, woah, Greg. Without some form of heat, chefs can't cook a waffle to make it edible. You can't talk about maple syrup if there's not sufficient heat for the waffle. Please tell me you understand!

sep 1, 2025, 9:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Charlie Reece ✅ @charliereece.com

This reflexive “Don’t blame the DEMMMMMMSSSSS!!!!1!!” is painful even for me, a deeply committed Democratic Party insider.

sep 1, 2025, 5:22 pm • 2 0 • view
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byavorcik.bsky.social @byavorcik.bsky.social

But they can intimidate voters into not showing up to the polls….

aug 30, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Heikkolaatuinen Martin Vermeer @martinvermeer.fediscience.org.ap.brid.gy

@gregdoucette.bsky.social Still, I hope state law enforcement in the states that are in play are prepared and have gamed out all the possible mischief.

aug 30, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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JoseyRider @joseyrider.bsky.social

?

aug 30, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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John FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE Keynes @bnr-keynes.bsky.social

the trumpy red states cancelling the midterms while the blue and purple states go ahead doesnt exactly *help* trump

aug 30, 2025, 5:38 pm • 8 0 • view
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

They won't cancel elections though because they'd have to cancel all the state and local elections as well

aug 30, 2025, 5:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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John Q Public @conjurial.bsky.social

canceling the election makes it too obvious what’s going on — you want low info people to still be able to tell themselves there isn’t a boot on their necks Hitler held (fake) elections throughout Nazi rule

aug 30, 2025, 5:42 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

Right, and the GOP is nowhere near the level of control they need for that. It might not even be achievable between social media and the scale of the US

aug 30, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Q Public @conjurial.bsky.social

They’re going to try (they already are) and I’d expect it not to work as well as they need it to

aug 30, 2025, 5:45 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

It does bother me that not one person ever pointed out that if the 2020 Presidential election was "stolen" then all those Senators and Reps in office aren't legitimate either Nobody went "Senator, does that mean you didn't win your election? You were on those same ballots you claim were altered"

aug 30, 2025, 5:51 pm • 5 0 • view
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John Q Public @conjurial.bsky.social

The doublethink is strong with this one indeed

aug 30, 2025, 5:52 pm • 4 0 • view
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Mitchell Horton @jarlent.bsky.social

Yeah I mean I get how Republicans ignore the dissonance But it's just proof the Dems and most of the "opposition" are weak lol

aug 30, 2025, 5:53 pm • 3 0 • view
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Cognitively Repaired @jfc2024.bsky.social

Trump can send iCE into blue cities and harass minorities into not voting.

aug 30, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
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Throw an apple atcha @appalachianbravura.bsky.social

*cries in "judge Griffith challenges ballots but only for his race and no other race"*

aug 30, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view