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Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist.bsky.social

It's one of my favorite presidential facts. He's on tape asking his tailor to leave a little extra room in the trousers.

aug 30, 2025, 5:10 am • 9 0

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Spencer Fordin @spencerfordin.bsky.social

Yeah but he wanted more room for his bunghole m.youtube.com/watch?v=nR_m...

aug 30, 2025, 5:14 am • 3 0 • view
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Scotty Pods @seinfeldologist.bsky.social

Where his nuts hang to the back of his bunghole, to be specific. "Feels like I'm riding a wire fence" man had a way with words. But he wasn't nicknamed Jumbo for no reason

aug 30, 2025, 5:19 am • 3 0 • view
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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social

The only tragedy there is that “Johnson” was already a slang term for dicks, because if his unit plus his style in the Senate had made that happen then it would be even more delicious.

aug 30, 2025, 5:37 am • 2 0 • view
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EasilyDistracted @babblingfringe.bsky.social

One person ever claimed he sounded embarrassed about needing to ask and I cherish that (yes, I also choose to believe he was embarrassed that he had a big tonker and not that he was embarrassed to be talking about tonkers in the first place)

aug 30, 2025, 5:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Kate @cabbagepatchcat.bsky.social

This has made my weekend, thank you (unless Trump really is dead in which case all bets are off).

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 6 0 • view
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Chris Wilhelm @cwilhelm24.bsky.social

Had an armadillo in his trousers, did he?

aug 30, 2025, 6:23 am • 3 0 • view