happy labor day
happy labor day
Creative writing prompt: Make a simple press statement about a car accident sound suspicious on at least three different levels.
Covid
Why did Miami burn a TO that early?
Never knew that submarines were particularly useful against drug cartels.
Lord, I saw what you did to Michigan last year and I want you to run that back.
Did the announcer just call them the Clemson Bengals?
That is indeed a catch
Could? That's a level of optimism I will never know
Him talking about ball security during the halftime interview as if the kid wasn't a yard short on fourth down. So glad this putz left ND
Never change, Brian Kelly
Careers ruined by Castellanos.
Alright @louvreofthelouvre.bsky.social now you're just trying to become a footnote in a lawsuit
That's the current tracker but they have a decent history on that site. When I checked earlier at least one local pizza place had a 300% spike.
To clarify, the online tracker doesn't go back to the cold war, but the spike in pizza deliveries to the pentagon was considered intelligence to the soviets back then and other governments moving forward.
Going back to the cold war. To the point where I'd bet money that the pentagon and CIA have regular pizza parties just to keep foreign governments on their toes.
any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast
darth can they go higher than full mast
Tapper: We have breaking news, President Trump has passed away. But before we get to that, let's take a second and talk about how Biden probably would have died earlier into his second term than the late Mr. Trump.
Yeah pretty significantly
Thoughts on the appropriate funeral attire? Perhaps a Hawaiian shirt?
That poor kicker
But like if "it" happened, how does that affect the money line for Longhorns-Buckeyes? -OS
Yeah but JD was born in Ohio so might give them a leg up.
Where his nuts hang to the back of his bunghole, to be specific. "Feels like I'm riding a wire fence" man had a way with words. But he wasn't nicknamed Jumbo for no reason
I would also be okay with "he's looking up at all of us now"
It's one of my favorite presidential facts. He's on tape asking his tailor to leave a little extra room in the trousers.
Would also explain the pentagon pizza tracker spiking
JD isn't hung like a horse so yeah
CMU has to go for it here
Excellent question.
Was rummaging through old articles and found this one of Demetre Daskalakis. Apparently, back in 2013, he went to New York City's gay sex clubs and bathhouses and administered meningitis vaccines and helped beat an outbreak.
Heater looks like she's been betrayed 🤣
Hate the PI call there
3 turnovers
Raiola has been impressive stepping up in the pocket while still looking down field
It also wasn't a first down
baby roosters and newborn roosters
Smallpox seeing the CDC getting gutted:
Lol not at all. Stephen Miller, maybe, but not Trump. And not current R leadership. They are scrambling to avoid it.
The more you talk the more I think this is just a burner account run by one of Schumer's aides.
Never said it would and I assure you I am not. Have a nice day l, though
Fine by me, I'm already ignoring yours.
Schumer could force a government shutdown in September and he absolutely should, but he won't and he's already made clear that he won't. Because some vague notions of institutions that Rs clearly don't care about. So they'll continue to steamroll while Dem leadership does nothing
In 2028? I'm more concerned about right now. Rs will let the power grab continue as long as they know current Dem leadership refuses to do anything. Look at Schumer during the recission fight. Him and Jeffries still act like we have bipartisanship while Trump sends the military into cities.
There can be multiple problems at once. Jeffries is a decent leader at keeping the caucus together, but he's not a wartime consigliere
I've been around long enough to remember aloof darth from the bad place. Genuinely sad we've gotten to the point where angry darth is necessary. Both love and hate to see it
Subway will limit the size of their sandwiches before Congress limits the bullets in magazines.
Fun fact, all proceeds from that album go to Israel
What episode of Entourage is this
Because AIPAC gave him 1.5 million reasons to be okay with talking to a Jewish person like this
darth i just don't know anymore
What's weird is he was trying to blame it on DQ. Planted the pills and immediately called 911. My guess is he has some weird issue with that DQ and thought up this stellar plan, probably while high on cocaine. They are not sending their best
Yeah but that would distract Jeffries from bashing Mamdani and photoshopping Instagram pics
Trump will be asking Mississippi and SC to send grand jury members along with more national guard troops next.
I give it a week before Trump says they will look into suspending grand juries in DC.
Don't disagree at all. The original post was just vague and lacked additional context that was explained later. Not every driver is a dick, some of us are just jittery and tap our fingers.
Tapping your fingers is now a precursor of vehicular manslaughter? That's wild. I do it all the time, never knew I was so violent.
Tapping your fingers on your steering wheel isn't bullying.
Tapping your fingers isn't annoying driver behavior. I tap my fingers constantly and it's not me being impatient, it's jitters or anxiety or a million other things. You're conflating outward, hostile acts with a passive behavior that you can't possibly interpret. So yeah, that's weird.
Lol
Okay bub. Keep fellating the guy who needs two hands to drink a glass of water. Very alpha of you!
Nah, I was raised right so I don't feel obligated to listen to racist dumbasses like you. Your mom really fucked up and made the world a worse place
Love that you didn't deny yourself, your dear leader, or your parents are all racist fucks. Meanwhile... Trump literally said Obama committed treason and it's time to go after him. And posted an AI video of him being arrested. But sure, whatever the racist fuck says.
And he literally accused President Obama of treason and said, I'm quoting here, "it's time to go after him." I would fucking die if I had to defend this weak piece of shit everyday but you do it with a smile on your face. How does his asshole taste?
So you call Trump 'John' regularly? Why are you so embarrassed to be racist? Your president is. Your parents probably were. Just be a man and own who you are.
Your use of Hussein gives the game away, you racist fuck. But Trump literally accused him of treason and posted an AI video of President Obama being arrested. But yeah, I just thought I was dealing with a moron and not a racist douchebag. My fault for giving you the benefit of the doubt. Bye!
She was an awful candidate. Can't wait for Newsom or Prtizker to run and then throw all the trash in prison. Patel, Bondi, Noem, Hegseth. The perp walks will be wonderful. Speaking of perp walks, why hasn't Obama been arrested yet? I was promised arrests by your dear leader
That's genuinely the funniest thing you've said all day. Good luck getting people out of their trailers for JD Vance or DeSantis
I'll have more fun when I wake up and read his obituary
I'm being generous when I say you have the reading comprehension skills of a toddler. Why don't you head back over to the Nazi bar on Twitter so everyone can give you the affirmation you desperately crave.
Pretty sure that's what I said at the start of this conversation but you kept talking about things you don't understand. Not sure who to attribute the quote to but have you ever heard that dumb people are too dumb to realize they are wrong, so don't be mean to them? Fuck the last part, you dip.
That made no sense as a reply to my comment. Errors? I pointed out the debate among the drafters of the Constitution, you dip. Every conservative member of this court believes in textualism. The first step of textualism, after the text, is the founder's intent. So again, nice try, lol
Not to mention that when they debated this clause in the Constitution they discussed involving the judiciary and specifically rejected that in their final draft. The ego it takes to think you can interpret the Constitution better than the fucking drafters is astounding. No wonder you love Trump
You mean the SCOTUS that granted broader presidential immunity than any court has done before it? Yeah, that makes sense. And no one in this admin, including your dear leader, is making the argument you are. They are relying on the autopen argument. Maybe check your talking points, lol
Ex Parte Garland. Try not to hurt that small little brain of yours while you read all the big words. Also the Constitution, you dip. It sets out limiting factors of pardons which means the absence of those limiting factors presume a pardon is legitimate and lawful. So try again, lol
Right. I'll stick with my law degree and you keep listening to Alex Jones.
Do you not even know who those people are? Are you really that far up Trump's ass that you don't bother to learn anything else about politics? My god. I really hope you don't reproduce
There are two things I genuinely hate in the world. Trump sycophants, and people who are unashamedly stupid. You check both boxes. Congrats on being a waste of oxygen.
Alright then why did Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohmert, Mo Brooks, Scott Perry and Andy Biggs all ask Trump for a pardon following J6?
You don't have to be accused of committing a crime to receive a pardon. The J6 committee supposedly received blanket pardons and no one has credibly accused them of committing a crime.
At the very least I want them to look like flair
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Hatch green chili stew is absolutely incredible. We used to have the chilis shipped from NM once a year so we could make it. Enjoy whatever you plan on making!!!
In 2028 I'm voting for whoever promises to flood Alabama, Florida, and Mississippi with the national guard. Fuck decorum, fuck civility, shove this shit right back down their throats.
Newly classified is an interesting theory. Not sure how the law is particularly worded but I'm guessing that would give enough cover for a search warrant but fall short of enough to prosecute. Which would satisfy this admin's need for a distraction. Nice thought
Por que no los dos?
Might be worse than the MiLB ump who tossed the broadcast crew playing three blind mice
Sheboygan, the Malibu of the Midwest.
imagine a radioactive potato
Say what you will, but Jason has managed to make people laugh for most of his life. They were laughing at him, but laughing nonetheless