Darwin, unlike me, is dead. Jokes on him! 🤣

A fb friend got something that sounds plausible. But idk where tf my college chemistry book went, and apparently I can’t rent a Geiger counter.

Hey, I’m not even gonna give them to my cat. I don’t even know if my shrimp is affected or not, but I do know my Schrotinger’s (sp?) equations. Not putting the cat in that box.

Oh I'm 💯 joking. We don't even buy shrimp or eat it. I can just imagine there's some guy in Florida rn .. Schrodinger's btw

I keep fucking up the spelling, because I wanna spell it “scrotumgers”

Bluesky is a sarchasm, so I never assume, lol! I bought some freeze dried shrimp off of Etsy and the seller is absolutely clueless. So I just threw that bag in my freezer so it can flash pasteurize the area if the bag is radiologically zingy, lol. All parties have the right information, now.