eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Jamie, I tried to tell you nicely. But I’m gonna need you to fuck off regarding this now.
Age 43. Please NO SMALL TALK DMs if you don’t get me. ⚠️ sarchasm ahead.
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view profile on Bluesky eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Jamie, I tried to tell you nicely. But I’m gonna need you to fuck off regarding this now.
Adam (@adamurb.bsky.social) reposted
It’s common knowledge that most of Gen X drank from the garden hose. What is NOT common knowledge is that we still try to order garden hose water when we go out to eat.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Please don’t explain to me my own studies. Signal to noise ratio as it relates to feedback is a universal property… we must use the correct ontology. I can direct you to a MOOC at the Santa Fe Institute to help with understanding Complexity Science.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s the whole “man behind the curtain” illusion though, JC. Bust the hype and you’ll know what you’re buying into. The math is the universal property that can’t change, otherwise the logic collapses.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
If I can’t reverse engineer the numbers, I know for a fact the errors will cascade in the large language model. Regardless if it’s linguistic computation or symbolic, a constant is a constant and variable do their thing, respectively. It’s only good for extremely well-tamed narrow uses.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
No, not letters. Actual precision numbers using probability and statistics. I needed to reproduce how it achieved its results to rule out machine hallucinations, and I couldn’t even do that one simple step, because it got the sig digits wrong. I know how errors spread in modeling problems.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
GOBBLES! 🙏
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
*can’t keep track…. Fuck pls give us an edit button!!! 😭😭😭
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Welcome to the club!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
👀💗
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
Been busy banging the walls on the limits of ChatGPT last couple days just to see wtf the deal is with it. Shit can even keep track of the number of significant digits I asked for. It fucking sucks.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Maddest sleight of hand game ever. You got my respect!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
We have been betrayed.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
Et tu, Big Balls!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
I can’t focus on my weekend plans. Someone please tag me if you have a Commodore 128 circuit diagram for me. Thank you for your attention to my attention deficit!
Lucky225 (@lucky225.2600.blue) reposted
RT for reach please. H/T @coloradofoic.bsky.social @nexton9news.bsky.social @malonemedia.bsky.social @marshallglasses.bsky.social
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
Not me frantically going thru my own VA files to get ready to hurry up and wait!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh sweet! Nice work!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Why don’t you ask entropy why it’s all up in my causal determinism? I would like to know!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
Is this possible? Like 1 bit resolution or what?
More Abstract Popehat (@kenwhite.bsky.social) reposted
The Republicans give us the venomous power-hungry racism but you need to go a Libertarian to get “the government suggesting I shouldn’t eat raw chicken is as tyrannical as the age of consent”
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
Remembering stuff about my first computer. Please hmu if you got any links regarding the c128 and the F0. Thx 🙏
Rep. Ted Lieu (@reptedlieu.bsky.social) reposted
The White House fired the Center for Disease Control Director because she refused to go along with RFK Jr.’s unscientific directives. More top CDC officials have now stepped down amid the chaos. Vaccines and science save lives. This Admin must stop politicizing public health.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
I wish Apple would stop pushing “features” on me outside of the updates. Because I have ADHD, I miss my cues, and things start failing in my routines in life in unexpected ways. I have a Pine Phone 64 now too, but just tether it to my iPhone to learn it now… Thanks, Tim Apple.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Uhh, what? I don’t even understand why it’s in a legal grey area some places, but I guess it doesn’t affect me weird taken normally. I can fall asleep right after taking it. I like the Flappy Bird programmer reference tho.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Drag was a great military tradition as well. Anyone that knows the history of the USO and Bob Hope knows that.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Not walking in to the bar joke, though. I’ve seen enough of them to know they’re not funny anymore. I can walk into that one myself just fine, face first. It just lowers the bar.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok, ready for the Moses conversation whenever anyone feel like it.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
So, I left because I didn’t want to become a Rice Christian, that does make sense.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh wait, read the Wikiparticle and now see what’s a priori.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my gosh, I never knew there was a specific term for it! I just thought of it under the umbrella term colonialism, which doesn’t differentiate between Christianity and Catholicism.
Gianmarco Soresi (@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social) reposted
We can’t have an accurate conversation about trans identity
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, reason my parents kicked me out when I was 15.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Like savvy and Scientologist aren’t two words that go together, as I’m sure most people that actually sat down with that dumb Dianetics book figured out.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Nah, the weird finds a way out. I have a half-sister in a Scientology adjacent organization I had to cut off from my life. She gets no access to me.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a small airway disease, colloquially known as “popcorn lung”.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird they don’t have constrictive bronchiolitis.
Memento (Lasagna) Morty 🌙 (@mementomorty.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I've never been so happy to have depression!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
No one would take a big political Scientologist seriously. Like there’s been Xenu leaks over the years. Seems more likely that Trump is behind the rumor. Just sounds like psyops, to me.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice bait and switch, there. I see what you did.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Look, Scientologists are too goofy. No one would take a big political figure seriously if they were into that. There’s been plenty of leaks over the years about them and what was it? Xenu? Catholics are a part of organized religion, and have a well established doctrine.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
AI sources are no good. Idk why ppl are using them as evidence.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean no one would deliberately pick a user name like “christbot” as an atheist unless they’ve seen some funny stuff.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Ah good. I’ve seen some weird stuff, for sure. I’m not gonna diss those food pantry Christians, if they agree to keep the weird from me.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe just rename the Panama Canal to American Canal on Google maps.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean Puerto Rico has had a lot of storms and idk if anyone has really taken the time to survey the damage, that would include mil ops. Probably overdue training. I mean, it does sound at least a little legit, idk. Saber rattling is par for the course.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry to jump in as Christian Atheist, but maybe could we agree that some Christians take the God thing a little too far and in maybe some bad and weird ways?
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh he’s gonna cry to his AI waifu about you tonight! 😂
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, maybe more informative than interpretive dance if that’s all we’re working with here, but why? That’s what I wanna know. This is why I read the whole white paper. Something like this could show up out of nowhere.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I bought an updated manual to a computer I don’t even have anymore. Ok, that’s the inflection point from young to old. I get it.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
I’m having nerd nostalgia over the Commodore 128 computer. Is this gonna be the rest of my life now after hitting 44?
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, this is great! Meme or somewhere close?
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Feeling like shooting the shit sometime.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
But sincerely think the environmentalism is a good, prosocial use, just they’re supposed to be on call for nat’l support. Funding for trash pick up should be on the city level or NPS, but I don’t expect this admin to know how gov’t works.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Garbage wars 2025!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
All I see are vests… vests everywhere, as far as the eye can see.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Pew pew pew, and it becomes microplastics though.
Olga Nesterova (@onestpress.onestnetwork.com) reposted
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
Fox of doom and things (@foxfux.gay) reposted
how to become radioactive shrimp man Send post
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I keep fucking up the spelling, because I wanna spell it “scrotumgers”
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Bluesky is a sarchasm, so I never assume, lol! I bought some freeze dried shrimp off of Etsy and the seller is absolutely clueless. So I just threw that bag in my freezer so it can flash pasteurize the area if the bag is radiologically zingy, lol. All parties have the right information, now.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
A fb friend got something that sounds plausible. But idk where tf my college chemistry book went, and apparently I can’t rent a Geiger counter.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey, I’m not even gonna give them to my cat. I don’t even know if my shrimp is affected or not, but I do know my Schrotinger’s (sp?) equations. Not putting the cat in that box.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
No no, don’t. That’s DarLOSING, not Darwining. Please!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
I made the dumb phone calls to some of the wrong people at first, so I wanna save some people from that first-hand embarrassment.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
www.fda.gov/food/alerts-...
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
Been figuring out stuff with freeze dried dubious shrimp. If you got a shrimp product you have questions about, visit fda.gov or call 1 (888) 463-6332 and dial 2 or 3.
Starbucks Workers United (@sbworkersunited.org) reposted
seems weird that starbucks claims there's no money to give baristas a living wage or better hours or a finalized union contract but okay
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
Does anyone have a favorite Latin phrase? Mine is “De gustibus non est disputandum”.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Much better than chode. Congratulations on meeting the right weirdos. You’ll find one of us when you’re ready for your disorientation. 🍏🍎
Kyle Clark (@kylec.bsky.social) reposted
Colorado Gov Jared Polis (D) says the sale of 9NEWS to the parent company of Fox31 "could be troubling for Colorado and our local press." The new owner, Nexstar, says the stations will be combined. #copolitics
Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) reposted
BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego has been RELEASED from prison and is headed home to Maryland to be with his family. Judge Xinis has an order in place requiring a 72 hour notice if ICE decides to detain and deport him to a third country. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Bluesky (@bsky.app) reposted
Unfortunately, Bluesky is unavailable in Mississippi right now, due to a new state law that requires age verification for all users. While intended for child safety, we think this law poses broader challenges & creates significant barriers that limit free speech & harm smaller platforms like ours.
ProPublica (@propublica.org) reposted
On the left: Nate Cavanagh, a 28-year-old DOGE staffer and college dropout. On the right: Mohammad Halimi, a 53-year-old exiled Afghan scholar. This is the story of how DOGE targeted Halimi on social media. Then the Taliban took his family. 🧵
Dr. Johnathan Flowers, Blade Wielding Bisexual (Lordean arc) (@shengokai.bsky.social) reposted
In Valen's name, if the "public teaching info" this AI slop is using is RateMyProfessor, I'm hunting the Grammarly devs for sport.
Kit Author (@kitauthor.com) reposted
RateMyProfessor is trash because it wouldn't let me note that a professor was very transphobic in class and allowed hate speech. It said that wasn't an allowed review. This is was a Psychology of Diversity class at a state university, btw.
Lucky225 (@lucky225.2600.blue) reposted
Probably not the best time to try to enter a plea deal given present events 😅
Lucky225 (@lucky225.2600.blue) reposted
For those following along with the Pueblo County Coroner who was hiding 20 or so bodies, some apparently for at least 15 years, @colorado.gov has called for his resignation as Coroner. But I didn't see anyone note that he is also on the CCA board and 3 of it's committees, he must resign there too!
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social)
In Soviet Russia, vibe codes you.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
When was this posted?
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
We can’t tell how old those are, right?
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Reagan was responsible for that problem.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
You can’t have DEI without veterans
Liz (or Lizzie) Kim 김혜성 💫 (@liz.sheshed.rocks) reposted
Charlie Kirk is destroyed by a young man who did his research. It’s a beautiful sight to behold.
LDRaptor (@ldraptor.bsky.social) reposted
I really hate the concept of "talent". not only does it convince people who are genuinely capable of giving up early, but it completely undermines the reality that I fucking WORKED MY ASS OFF to be good at what I do, all so people can feel justified burning generations of coal for a copy machine.
panda, the artful scientist (@artfulscientist.bsky.social) reposted
google ai is peak “bro, just trust me” of citation sourcing
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
Who farted?
erik-pbg.bsky.social (@erik-pbg.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And the state of programming means that any gains in raw power are quickly eaten up by software overhead. The industry isn’t lean enough to make anything truly novel.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
It’ll match the curve. Just give it time.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s not a joking matter.
Lucky225 (@lucky225.2600.blue) reposted
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eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s intuitive enough to do the job. Nobody takes the time to measure the pie charts. It’s just a metaphor.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
No… it’s easy as pie. Pie charts are good.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
It really makes actual sense tho.
Dr. Adam Stein (@astein.bsky.social) reposted
How do you make pie charts worse? By making them hexagons instead! Sorry EPRI, great report, but this is a chart crime.
eeeeeeeeeee (@christbot.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s so bad I love it!
Ultragross (@joanierotten.bsky.social) reposted
Having dementia must feel a lot like an insect beating itself against the window trying to get out
Rep. Mark Pocan (@pocan.house.gov) reposted
Some great news! A judge APPOINTED BY TRUMP has ordered the Trump administration to unfreeze $95 million in funding, already approved by Congress, to the National Endowment for Democracy.