Steven's innocence? It doesn't exist. He might be upset by fl*sh but he's not innocent. Don't forget he almost found the Girlfriend Village once, Michael.
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Yes but he'd have been completely out of his depth. He's not as worldly and as knowledgeable about ladies as I am. But don't worry because I'm going to start giving lessons at future Lovely Boys meetings.
jul 29, 2025, 7:21 am • 1 0 • view
I did attend your first lecture about how ladies work. The Moon play a much bigger role than I was expecting.
jul 29, 2025, 7:52 am • 5 0 • view
The moon is very important. Whenever it's full we bare our br**sts and run, howling, through the woods. It's an integral part of being a lady.
jul 29, 2025, 7:57 am • 3 1 • view
NOT IN OUR VILLAGE YOU DON'T
jul 29, 2025, 7:58 am • 2 0 • view
We do. Ask Mrs Buckley or Mammy1979. Ask @greennotcabbage.bsky.social.
jul 29, 2025, 8:30 am • 3 0 • view
HARLOTS!! [[Encrypted DM to all the Village Ladies: Sorry! Just keeping up appearances. ]]
jul 29, 2025, 12:13 pm • 2 0 • view
[[Encrypted DM to Tankie: Keeping Up Appearances you say? You leave Mrs Bucket out of this! She's a goddess]]
jul 29, 2025, 12:25 pm • 0 0 • view
[[ Encrypted DM to Pam: Is this anything to do with a blue bucket and bidding €1 . 24?
jul 29, 2025, 8:50 pm • 1 0 • view
[[Encrypted DM to Tankie: you think her bucket is blue?]]
jul 29, 2025, 9:26 pm • 0 0 • view
It's fierce liberating altogether.
jul 29, 2025, 10:30 am • 4 0 • view
Can confirm
jul 29, 2025, 12:36 pm • 4 0 • view
Anxiously awaiting August 9th
jul 29, 2025, 12:40 pm • 2 0 • view
I knew we were making a mistake by ending our purity patrols at 7pm. We're leaving too much of a window for misbehaviour after we go home to have our baths.
jul 29, 2025, 12:33 pm • 2 0 • view
I'm feeling generous and think we should give them some leeway. Exposed elbows should be allowed after dark.
jul 29, 2025, 12:35 pm • 2 0 • view
You'll get kicked out the Lovely Boys if you keep talking like that!
jul 29, 2025, 4:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Actually, about that, I'm going to redo that one. I think I got the moon mixed up with Antarctica. Apologies to you and the other Lovely Boys for any confusion.
jul 29, 2025, 12:29 pm • 3 0 • view