I think he's brushing up on his pole technique first.

Ouch!!

Pfft. There's no provision here for the introduction of either a second pole or a second ham. What bizarre rules!

Climbing up greasy poles is not a suitable activity for lovely boy like Michael. Think what it wold do to his jorts!

Are you sure? He could wear his Stealth Warrior bandana while you and Gordon give him a hoist up.

I've always said that true friendship is having two lovely boys who are willing to hoist you on to a greasy pole whenever you need them to. It's so beautiful ❤️

***INNUENDO ALERT*** Michael 1979! No wonder Gordon is King if you're going about saying stuff like this! @slacko.bsky.social I'm so sorry you had to see that.

I would NEVER use inn*endo. This is a very unjust reading of my heartfelt beliefs in the indicators of friendship.

Oh dear. Maybe my innocence has led me to see things that aren't there. You have much more exp*rience than me. If you say there's no inn*endo then there's no inn*endo. Please accept my sincerest apologies, Michael.

Thank you, Pam. It's probably the other ladies in PG6 putting impure thoughts in your mind. I'm beginning to worry they might not have joined PG6 just for the prayers.

Excuse me?

Oh Leah,

You're not excused, Leah. It seems you've been corrupting Pam's innocent mind and it has to stop. She just there to say prayers so show some decorum.

I didn't say it was Leah! [DM to Leah: we could probably get away with blaming Dot while she's busy being busy somewhere else]