This week, Mr Pip has barked at Gentrification Flipflops Trellises Crop circles Stourbridge Canal Tufts The sound of drums Tree rings The Declaration of Arbroath Blimps Low hanging fruit Folk who shout at flags Pantone 7529 Kett's rebellion Frangipane Cloth and Grimsby.
Low hanging fruit, did you forget the codpiece again?
Ugly.
Great Barking Mr Pip, except Ketts Rebellion
Good dog! I've barked at some cars, and chased a postman.
Have you ever thought of getting Mr Pip bingo cards printed?
Come gentle bombs And fall on Grimsby town. It isn’t fit for our Bretwalda now. Apologies to fuck all.
Tufts. I see you are still upset with the Squirrel my Liege.
But if MrPip is promoting gentrification does that mean we have to learn to eat with a knife and fork?
The Declaration of Arbroath fully deserves a mention. The Scottish Lands would be better being ruled by our Bretwalda!
Another excellent GIF!
Steady on the People’s Republic of Glasguensis may have something to say about that.
Not sure I’d argue with them . The Hibernians are much gentler!
The Weegie is a formidable foe, plus our screeching gulls and urban battle foxes are legendary 😄
Not for nothing were they called ‘Devils in skirts’ !
Love it! Our son in law is Scottish. We get on really well with his family and when we go out as a group we’re known as The Outlaws!
Aye You'll be fine if there's no divorce or invasion 😆 🤣
We dream of being appointed Gonagall 😁
Are you qualified?
Unfortunately so.
Can he gi’ us a choon?
At writing terrible doggerel that pains the ears of its user and drives them to madness? We would already have the Nobel Prize if one existed for bad poetry 😁
I’ve heard he’s flip flopping
Any drums in particular or just distant ones?
Credit to Mr Pip for not starting with the low hanging fruit. Although, he'll never make it in corporate middle management - here we always go for the low hanging fruit first (in the hope that upper-middle management have moved on by the time we finish with the low hanging fruit)
Kett's whole Rebellion?!
Good point, there may just be certain aspects that Mr Pip isn’t happy with.
And it's an awful lot of barking for a dog with oral challenges.
Ooooh, that’s maybe how he lost his teefs.
Exactly!
Barking breakdown: Flipflops: Buggers, look ok standing there, but it’s their unsuitability for anything but that, flap flap flap… Low hanging fruit: Well now, low hanging fruit being taken is opportunistic, good if you’re doing the one taking Frangipane: It’s delicious, Tarte Bourdaloue for example
Damn. Made me drool.
I want to eat that...looks delicious
The sound of drums 🤔 Were they “Drums Along The Mersey” perchance?
As a consequence of posting this comment I was forced, forced I tell you, to seek out and once more listen to “Drums Along the Mersey” from the pen of Mr Spike Milligan. What a joy! Haven’t laughed like that in a while 😁
Superb, Mr Pip. Thank you.
Frangipane, is he mad?
Anything with almonds is heaven to me.
Total agree there. Especially toasted.
Can’t beat a toasted nut! My breakfast is 25-30 raw almonds. I used to have 2 almond croissants for lunch but I’m making that a treat now and then. Amaretti morbidi, cantuccini, anything with almonds!
I haven't had an almond croissant in years. Now I would kill for just one. For two I would let you choose who I kill!
I sometimes buy the Pret frozen ones, lovely and warm out of the oven they’re heaven, think it’s only Ocado (who also stock Picard ones) and large Tescos that carry them. One almond croissant is never enough!
Drooling is bad for my keyboard. The problem is the pastry. My IBS with gluten intolerance would be agony afterwards.
Oh no, poor you!
Barking at Pantone 7529? That’s just cover for barking at old men wearing head to toe beige isn’t it. He was barking at you wasn’t he.
That face...he is just lovely
Thank you for your service, Mr. Pip
Regarding the fruit. I told you not to go commando at your age.
🫣 😆
That was Arbroath Blimps, enjoyed that more than I thought I would, next up Fruit Folk.
Ps you look fab. (mr Pip)
If Grimsby was the only God forsaken hellish town taking up the entire barking list it still would merit more. Thank you Mr Pip for your inclusion. 🌟💖🐾
He's right about Grimsby. Proper fishy, is Grimsby.
How distant were the drums?
I'd bark at 7529 too. It's the colour of treated sewage solids.
Another busy week.
7529? Is Mr Pip buying a house?!
It’s beige. You can call it a number if you like, but it won’t change the facts.
Spot on with Grimsby , Mr Pip
So glad to see him again. Completely sympathise with Kett’s Rebellion - I live near there. Could do with barking at Kett’s Oak too. And everything named after them - yes, it might be Ketts’ rebellion.
That look says 'Seriously?!' if ever there was a look that say 'Seriously?!' then that is it... I wish I had been there... I'm distraught I missed it..
flipflops in grimsby.....ugh
The Declaration of Arbroath. You tred carefully there Mr. Pip.
Good job well done Mr Pip
Mr Pip looks taller. Is he sitting on the Epstien files?
Time to stop wearing kilts the traditional way?
Awwww. That wee face.
I know 🥹🥹
Flip flops 😱
That cat has issues.
Flip flops are the official shoe of Florida. We even have blinged out beach wedding flip flops.
Oh the sound of drums is not the problem. Time to worry is when the drumming stops. Because then we get the banjo solo.
* .. checks around for kevin ... *
Who can blame anyone for barking at Grimsby
