This week, Mr Pip has barked at Spangles Platitudes 6.62607015 × 10-34 m2 kg/s Turpentine The Swiss The elephant in the room A mouse on the stairs Bar codes Timberline Flappers Folk who use discombobulated like it's a real word The Kriegsmarine Cloture and Rippon.
Pringle was seeing off the picture I'm in the middle of doing last night. She rarely ever barks so this was serious business!
Angela Rippon? Great Barking Mr Pip
The Spangles - was it the yellow one out of the Old English selection?
Spangles Old English - they had a warm smell, like cloves.
They were just odd! In fact, the whole pack was odd 😀
Do you remember when they brought in the mystery flavour and made a whole advertising campaign about guessing what it was supposed to be?
Can't remember that, but I wasn't overkeen on them at all ...
You’re right. I liked the oddness.
And why not!
Dear Mr Pip Excellent barking. Any chance of an upgrade vis a vis platitudes? Biting maybe?
Where on the stairs?
The real question..... Was it wearing clogs???
Mr pip's been hanging round windmills in Old Amsterdam
After the napalm, it would be impossible to tell.
Yes.
😱😂
And going clip clippity clop on the stairs? 😄
Right there
Well! I declare. (Time for the bowlers to do their stuff.)
Right there 👉👉 Or there 👈👈
I feel quite discombobulated by these barkings.
If discombobulated is a word, what about combobulated?
It's probably a synonym of gruntled.
Makes sense.
Ok, I think we need to get Suzie Dent in here…
Platitudes: Meh, we are where we are 🤷🏻♀️ A mouse on the stairs: That little clog wearing bstard deserves everything he gets ! Bar codes: Have their uses…
🎶Where? There on the stair!🎵 youtu.be/4vSeo3lVTLM?...
Spangles? The sweets from the 60s?
So, he's finally got pissed off with you constantly being a total Planck?
You looked it up. [pretends to be impressed]
I'm a chartered engineer. I'm impressed that a caterer (albeit one that burns everything) didn't think it was just two pies.
I'm a physics teacher. I'm just disappointed that he didn't state it in J.s, like a normal person. And who needs that many sig. figs? Pip was quite right to bark at it. #physicsnerdery
I wonder ..., Googles "Planck's Constant" Yup. There it is.
Yep He's a constant Planck...
Doesn't everybody know Planck's Constant?
It's the square of the hippopotamus of a malformed triangle, only made of wood.
And very tiny.
Soviet Planck's Constant is superior as it is on wheels.
Behold, the very stuff of the Universe. But on wheels. I'm convinced it's a winner.
Genius Comrade!
Amazing! May I enquire what those wheels are made from?
🙄
Same as it ever was... 🤷♂️
What's the formula for two short ones?
Woke in the night and realised that you'd given me the set-up for the absolute nerdiest physics joke! Of course, the formula is h/π Sorry.
Reply to Wülf back in the thread: ‘two pies’ = 6.28319 Planck’s Constant = 6.62607 Oh please yourselves.
Only 34 orders of magnitude different. Engineers.
To a caterer, the numbers look the same.
I’m as thick as two short Plancks.
🤔 Given the figure quoted should it not be J/Hz . . . And J/s for the reduced constant which is a different figure . . .
J/Hz is fine, and equivalent to J.s. I prefer it for teaching purposes. J/s is indeed the unit of the reduced constant, which is different.
You got me! Ignore the last sentence, which is wrong!
Mr Badger says you can never have surfeit of significant places. Personally I like Wensleydale, that’s a significant place for me 😊
Mr Badger likes that you are aware of the reduced planck constant, he did *pure and applied maths and also an **engineer. * & ** it’s just a barrel of laffs in our ‘ouse!
Mr Badger liked that one, he guffawed riotously 😄
That is some pretty eclectic barking there, Mr Pip! The Swiss what?
That was Planck's Constant Turpentine....a somewhat witty reverse reference to TCP, or so the band tell me, anyway next up it's Cloture and Rippon.
Spangles ! There were sweets called spangles back in the day. Are they still a thing ?
Why does he always look so sad?
God bless you Mr Pip. Spangles featured throughout my childhood and I can only think fondly of them - the packet the unwrapping the joy. However, something rattled you. The German navy should I say Nazi navy needs no such concern. I have encountered a mouse on stairs and it was more frightened 🙀.💖🐾
He seems very combobulated.
I started reading one as 'The Krankies'. And I thought 'fair enough.
They should definitely be on the list. Ad infinitum!
Oh Mr Pip...perfect list!! Good dog ☺️
Is a “timberline” the male equivalent of a bikini line? Have you been modelling some new swimmers for a forthcoming holiday?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can tell that Mr Pip is judging me for one of these things.
One Soph? Just one?
OK, I'm also the elephant in the room.
Wow. There's a lot of long confusing words in this week's barkings.. I yearn for the simpler days when Kevin and el squigg were targets. Oh and awww that wee face
See Kevin @kevinthechaffinch.bsky.social has been spared again. That Kriegsmarine has been asking for it!
GOOD BOY!!
6.62607015 × 10-34 m2 kg/s?! You buying floor boards?
I guess when your Plank's constantly squeaking, it needs replacing. You can oil'er constantly and it won't make a difference.
Somebody baught all the floor boards. Max Planck.
Presumably Angela, not the place?
What's Planck's Constant done? ps. Where can I get Spangles from?
A. Well done. B. 1976.
⁻³⁴ yaytext.com/tiny-text/ 😬
That is a Very Hard Stare. Did the little mouse have clogs on?
Good job well done Mr Pip. Please remember not to bark at cola spangles as they're special
Planck's constant ... Mr Pip is a very smart dog.
Fife's a long way to go to visit the butcher.
But thats just peanuts to space.
I am somewhat discombobulated that Mr Pip would bark at the word Discombobulated. Rippon on the other hand can get fucked.
Awwww. That wee face.
See previous tweets rabies boy.
D'you wanna a biscuit? Who's a good boy? Here's a special biscuit for a special boy. And I won't break it in half and pretend it's two biscuits like someone else we won't mention. And ..... another biscuit coz he's a fwuffy wuffy boy.
He’s a scootchy-woootchy-coootchy-woootchy-wooo! (Scrattles behind the ears)
Just gonna assume neither of you are averse to major reconstructive facial surgery.
Says the bloke hiding behind a mask...
Some say ‘tis a ‘hat’.
I’ve already had a *nose job so - what the heck! 😆 *not cosmetic, wonky septum, difficulty breathing.
Nothing to do with cocaine. No sireee.
In other news Mr Badger saw this and thought of you, it’s a 3D printed Pixar lamp. www.thingiverse.com/thing:432648
Ha. Very good.
I've been very busy recommissioning my greenhouse. It's been completely cleared out I'm about to put a membrane down and then 4x4 wood to define beds on 3 sides to be filled with gravel. I've also now got power, network and mains water to it so I can have automatic watering and decent WiFi up there.
Correct. Was the top bunk at Billy Butlins, Filey 1966. I was taunting our Katy in the lower bunk and fell on my face on the stone floor. Broke my nose and caused the wonky septum, couldn’t breathe through my left nostril until Mr Simon Knight (St James, Leeds) fixed me in 2000. Ta Dah!
Gummed to death! What a way to go!
Yeah, that's just weird.
Dead in a pool of saliva. That's how most dogs will kill ya. Cat's will just run you over.
Cats play the long game.
Pretty sure @catsbearsandme.bsky.social was rushing down the motorway to finish WulfHelm off last night. Dogs do gods work. Cats do you in.
The way of nobles and other kingly types ☺️
Aaaaaargh
youtu.be/-NeEDVAEXR4A Was Mr Pip in Old Amsterdam?Where? There! Where on the stair? Right there! A little mouse with clogs on...
Aww, good boy, Mr Pip 💙
Boy? He's ninety fucking eight!
Good olde boy then ☺️ Aaaww, that wee facey x
You gotta mortgage with the vet too?
Compared to you though....
Will you be sending him a ravengram in a couple of months?
Hat-Boy? Can he even write? Can his thick shaking homicidal psycho despot fingers even hold a pen?
He has scribes for that kind of thing.
Hmmm. Do they write with their own blood?
No. It fades too quickly and being Wülferhamptoian it's very thin. They generally use something cooked up by Cook. We don't ask. 😬
Oooh, dat be nasty stuff 🤣
'Nothing compares', Nothing compares to Wülfie...😁 It's been several millennia without him here....since he took his hat away...oooooo 🎶. Since he's been gone we can do whatever we want,
🤣🤣🤣 Good morning, dear Shirley ☕️🫶🌸 You're on good form 😊 have a lovely Sunday
😉😘
Look at these eyes! He knows it all.
He knows where the bodies are buried…😳
Can he add painted roundabouts
Does Master Pip get discombobulated when he finds both the elephant in the room & the mouse on the stairs?
If Mr Pip can't stand the heat, he should stay out of the Mead Hall kitchen. Is that just duck-billed platitudes, or all platitudes?
Noisy beggar!
*feels discombobulated*
" ... bravely sir discombobulate, was thrown into a state of mental uncertainty ... he was always bloody confused, oh brave sir discombobulate ... "
Mr Pip saw a mouse. Where? There, on the stair. Where, on the stair? Right there. A little mouse with clogs on. Well! I declare. Going clip, clippety clop on the stair. Oh, yeah.
Spangles?? Where the hell did you get spangles from?
1978?
Amazed nobody's eaten them.
Spangles 😋
*Beep* Unexpected bark in the barking area
+-redo+error+-+Spangles+redo from start×mouse×mouse×where's my teddy+outofants+error.
