That's because the federation just sneaks vaccines in when you eat replicator food, like pills wrapped in cheese for your dog.
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smart. I eat fast, I'll never know the difference.
sep 4, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Have you ever looked into how replicators work?
sep 4, 2025, 3:47 pm • 2 0 • view
They're basically transporters, aren't they?
sep 4, 2025, 3:52 pm • 2 0 • view
That's my understanding. All the trash and shit on the ship is deconstructed into molecules that are banked and then re-assembled to patterns in saved data files of the desired item/food to be replicated.
sep 4, 2025, 3:53 pm • 2 0 • view
Literal shit, yes.
sep 4, 2025, 3:55 pm • 2 0 • view
COMPUTER, BEAM EVERYBODY'S SHIT INTO A PLATE OF MOZZARELLA STICKS
sep 4, 2025, 3:55 pm • 2 0 • view
#pootopia
sep 4, 2025, 3:58 pm • 2 0 • view
I mean, the vegetables I eat are all grown in shit, from nutrients that were in that shit. All food we eat came from shit at one point. And the water we drink was all piss at some point.
sep 4, 2025, 3:56 pm • 2 0 • view
I like to remind my kids that every glass of water they drink was once dinosaur pee. They love that about their dad.
sep 4, 2025, 3:58 pm • 2 0 • view
"smell that air, kids? that's julius caesar's last fart."
sep 4, 2025, 3:59 pm • 2 0 • view
Statistically?
sep 4, 2025, 4:00 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, yes; they're taking biological matter, and recreating the patterns of foods.
sep 4, 2025, 3:53 pm • 2 0 • view