I bet you stole the show at your school nativity mate

Always showing me up Peebs. I’d be there stuttering my lines and calling Jesus James and he’d just come in with perfect diction and timing making us all look like amateurs. I’ve honestly never gotten over it.

i bet i was better. i played a christmas tree

A real one or synthetic?

proper one. was method. painted my face green and everything

Lmao! Went around for 6 months before living as a tree.

I’d imagine the being cut down was traumatic.