Speculation: Putin has something to do with his seemingly rapid decline.

it was definitely not rapid, he has been getting old and weak for a while

I keep fantasizing Biden and Obama leaning into each other at Trump's funeral with a smile and a chuckle or two. It would be an absolute high point. I think this time Michelle would attend. Please god.

I think no one will be at his funeral except his kids. Everyone will be too busy partying.

Almost Everyone I Know Will Be...

And HRC brings the candy to share with everyone.🍬

first i see ashley nichols post this and then i see you post it, what is going on what is happening

Like if he had a stoke and he’s all messed up and can’t stop shitting himself and his words because he can’t move tongue. While covered in shit.

The ol Maggie T special

He's already incontinent, always covered in shit and followed by a horrible odor

Whaaaat's the difference!? Wakka wakka wakka, I'll be here all week folks.

The Stalin Special.

Ok, but how is that different from now

The only thing that would make that better would be for him to be denied care because he could pay the deductible.

Are you saying you want me to Like your post if it turns out he had a stroke and can't stop shitting himself and his words because he can't move tongue, while covered in shit? Will do <3

As a Canadian, I second this.

As an American, I just want to say....sorry. Sorry for my country. Sorry for what we've become. Sorry for who we are now. Sorry for....everything.

Specifically, We're Sorry That We Let Faux News Destroy This Country From Within....

when I see this image on something i also hope is true, i know its immediately jinxed qwq

why is he praying to god he can just ask his Fairy God Parents

In the show you aren't allowed to wish for anyone to die. Unfortunate in this specific case

My first instinct upon seeing this turned out to be true upon reading the comments. I’m starting to see things before they are confirmed to me.

The Nobel committee revoking Obama's Nobel peace prize.

Giving it to Vance because the death touch strikes again

I'm not trying to sound cynical, but where is all this "he's gonna die" coming from? :O

He hasn’t been seen in public since Tuesday, has no appointments, canceled his golf trip, Vance was making remarks that he was ready to step up if necessary, and the pentagon is ordering a lot of pizzas. Yes, people monitor Pentagon pizza orders to see how badly things are going down.

Also that one senator or whoever she is saying "well we're all going to die anyways." Something is definitely weird

Thank you for the information

My guess is he finally agreed to be admitted for 24 hr Lasix infusions. His heart is toast but Lasix helps.

But oh man does it do a number on your kidneys

Oh yeah ,he is basically fecked . I m not crying about it. He's done a number on science and research.

For anyone wondering: www.pizzint.watch

Wait, so if it wasn't that, what caused such a panic then?!

My personal theory is Friday pizza parties to raise moral over handling the logistics of dispatching the national guard everywhere.

There was some kinda internal leak from the white house that said trump might be alive 6 months from now or something (That's what I've heard sorry if inaccurate)

Ah I see research on this and it stems from a TikTok video of some non-medical practitioner making that claim. Either way I do hope that it's true.

That, and he hasn't been seen publicly for at least 48 hours, and has no public appearances scheduled through the weekend.

#pedopotus

On Labor Day Weekend

Epstein’s Ghost has been busy. Keep Praying

Hopefully this gets Americans to stop electing 65 year olds

I know some pretty spry 65 year olds. Trump doesn't qualify. And hopefully he won't make 80

Lmao!!!!!

This circulated right before Trumps 1st presidency. 💀 God doesn't like humor unless it's dark.

No one has to say a word about who they’re talking about.

More like: It's so stupid, it's not even funny!

I love how you didn't even need to specify what this was about. We just all collectively know who you mean and why.

If the Trump family is smart they should cremate him and scatter is ashes at sea. Otherwise they will need 24 hour security to prevent vandalism and people from pissing on his grave.

we need a trump memorial tho, gender neutral bathrooms aren't as common as they should be.

I nearly spit my water everywhere when I read this. Thank you for that.

He’s on my piss tour list. Along with Limbaugh. We r gotta wait for McConnel too though, I only want to make one trip.

I'm afraid he was found attempting to Golf

unfortunatly this will not improove things, that would be like hitler dying and goebbels takes over

Thats the thing, cults of personality need their figurehead. MAGA falls apart without Trump bc literally nobody likes fucking Vance.

Unfortunately, Vance has the the backing of fuck face Peter Thiel who will be president by proxy. Vance will follow orders and do the billionaire’s bidding.

of course, because the USSR compeltly collapsed when staline died right ?

The USSR had no history of independent institutions outside of Stalin's power machine, no credible opposition, no regional power centres, and yet it got significantly less worse once Khrushchev took over. The Americans at least have a shot. Let's see if they take it.

Well right now the shot in question is a discfuntional DP that either collaborates with trump or limits itself to passive protestations, while ppl wich for a cardivasculare disease to solve the problem for them. Most of those are white ppl btw. The only group doing actual protests

are immigrants and minorities because they actually understand what's waiting for them, and many are already on the first line of repression.

"The only group doing actual protests are immigrants and minorities" If that is your understanding of the current situation over there, I think there isn't much point in continuing this conversation.

by protesting i mean actually fighting head on police forces, getting weapons to protect themselves etc. you know the initiale point of the second amendement

If it was really like that Vance would game end himself But yeah…

word of the street he is already making moves to gain influence in this scope

Even in your own example, that would be improvement

no it's not wtf ?

MAGA is not ideological. It is a cult of personality. Hitler had a wider ideology. Trump does not. He only cares about himself. Conservatives are using a popular figurehead to push an unpopular agenda. No one but trump can run the trump playbook. Nothing gets better until he’s gone.

A MAGA prayer?

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