Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, a loose nut.
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Yeah, a loose nut.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude has gone looney tunes but the media still glazes his nuts. All because he USED to be funny.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
If they weren't so dangerous, I'd LOVE to death how trans people simply living in the world has psychologically destroyed so many people this past decade.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Do it. And tell them why. Grok? Who wants a professor with internet addiction culture war brain rot?
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
As a concerned conservative parent, I don’t like the idea of my suicidal kid getting the help they need.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m too hot.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Torn between wanting to dress cool and cute and not wanting to be perceived.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Internet addiction culture war brain poisoning.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
In sure it’s sad as ever.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Quote with your red art! 💥🎸💥 #art #artshare
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sorry you’re having a rough go at it. Things are scary right now. Try to connect with other local tannies and forget the discourse.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
But the people you’re mad at are not against our material needs. They’re just not. There is no reason to get all pissed at them.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool cool I get it now. See. Cissexual used to mean what you were assigned at birth by the doctor. And still does to most people. So like, what's your problem? Why you so mad about all this? You're drawing a line in the sand, but the sand is underwater, you see? So chill out on others.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
What's with the stigma against redrawing old stuff to look better? It's fun.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
What is the endocrine disorder called?
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Cool as hell and wishing it was done more.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
What do you think it means?
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, I am sure some of my fans are addicted to social media, who cares? I wanna know when did "cissexual" change meanings? It just used to mean cis person. What happened with that? Why the change? How is getting mad at people online who donn't go along with the change gonna help us get our meds?
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I might be stupid, but at least 'm not mad at my trans siblings over discourse that maybe a few hundred people on the planet are even aware of and only Internet addicted trans people care about.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm chill, you can advocate for our medical care being a fucking discourse weirdo about it getting mad at people for no reason.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Okay. Well it doesn't mean this discourse you're into isn't internet addiction micro culture war brain rot. And people saying words the way you want them to isn't gonna help bring ease to our material needs. All you're doing is wasting your time.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno, maybe none of it matters because all of us are just faggots to them and you just spend way too much time online mad at people not into your niche discourse.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Wealthy people dumped billions into it so now it’s all our problem.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I like it hot in the summer. 90 degrees activates me for some reason. It puts me in a good mood.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
For a PNW summer, it’s been surprisingly warm, I like it!
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
The weather is Seattle is bonkers this time of year. You gotta start the day in fall clothing, then dress for the summer again around 3pm, then back into warmer clothes around 730 or so.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. All extremely online loser shit.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
He signed an executive order saying ghosts are allowed to be president.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
They’re just addicted to the internet and don’t matter, like at all.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds like a problem that 100% comes from people addicted to the internet.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe also you were bullied too much as a kid, and now have a bully in your own head. Imagining how others are judging you. Because people do hate on women over 35 for dressing funky. And subconsciously even enjoy judgmental people? Even though it does nothing for ya.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
He’s insecure about being 50 or some shit and can’t handle millennials not being in their 20s anymore.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Well they’re dumb.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the same guy who i sited my partner and I “too old to be millennials” even though we were both in school for 911.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably capitalism.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought cissexual was just the opposite of transsexual, a cis person. And was made up before the word transsexual fell out style in favor of transgender.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
My neighbor was annoyed with me last year for putting up Halloween decorations the first week of September. So I’m gonna do again.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
We just got to the one where they watch Zompocalypse 3D with that perfect send up to evil dead. I also miss 2010.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Watching Regular Show and realized Mordecai and Rigby would be 37 today.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Watched the Toxic Avenger and just couldn’t get this little guy outta my head.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Its exploitation. Which always used bad stereotypes but ultimately supports the downtrodden. Which personally I enjoy.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Resign? I am pretty sure that’s the fucking point of him being there.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Bogus.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
It also felt like an actual Troma movie, but with a big budget. Sense of humor, tiddies, and everything.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
If you need something to keep your spirits up, go see The Toxic Avenger. It was INCREDIBLE. Fucking hilarious splatterfest. The kind of movie I know I’m gonna watch again and again. And there’s a joke making fun of transphobes.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, that pic of him… he’s not well. I have real hope my fifteen year old dog is gonna outlive him.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
I need to get some fireworks soon for when it really happens.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Like if he had a stoke and he’s all messed up and can’t stop shitting himself and his words because he can’t move tongue. While covered in shit.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I dunno. There’s a lot of different fractions that support him. And they definitely won’t get along with each other and his absence. He is the glue. Lighting in a bottle. It won’t be overnight, but it will start dying when he does.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Pikmin 3 (missions) is still my favorite. And I’ve gotten insanely good at them two. I can finish every mission with 2-4 minutes left on the clock.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Why would anybody wanna be friends with someone who thinks it’s fine that the president shoved his dick in a 12 year-old kid?
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
People hate each other and themselves. And take it out on those who don’t.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
My local record store must have a scout that goes out to thrift shops every to find all the good ones. Because they they’ve always got good ones. Including niche stuff form 90s labels like Lookout! records.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. I think it was probably in response to the video I saw.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, the comics made by dudes are equally as quirky and earnest. But that’s slightly more allowed I guess.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyways, Sarah Anderson is a national treasure, and keep dying that hair blue, ladies. Their cringe is also their prison.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Being quirky? That’s only for teenage and early 20s girls that men wanna bang, and maybe 80 year old grannies. All women in between need to dampen your personality and style! Cringe!
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Just saw a TikTok shitting on all the web comics created by women in 00s 10s for the crime of being quirky, cringe! Millennial women will never be forgiven for being eccentric and rejecting shitty conservative values, huh?
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, less sharing online means less shit from people who are looking for a punching bag.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
2015 called, they want their dorky incel insult back.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
And yes. This is how my mom talks.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
It feels pretty awesome making my own DIY comics through community support. The me of 15 years ago would be envious of the me of today.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Did anyone else have a copy of Garfield’s Gigantic Fat Ass as a kid?
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Patreon.com/SweetBeansComix There’s still time to subscribe and get August’s zine. And new subscribers get an extra zine! Plus a sticker Every month!
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. It’s really good. Stripped down, raw, emotional.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
People tell me more would see my comix online if I did 4 panel things instead of this. But this is what I wanted to make, fuckers!
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
2/2 Can you believe you've been missing out on these quality cartoons by not subscribing to my zine club on the patreon?
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Hahahaha, everything sux and is scary right now. 1/2
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s kind of nuts there was a time when people actually thought clowns looked fun and wacky instead of terrifying and wacky.
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the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
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Magical Tiger 1 of 3 August Patreon reward~!
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Right now I have enough for only members of my monthly zine club. But after sending out this current issue, I’m gonna revamp my shop. And have this, many other stickers for sale.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s natural to want to behave in a way to avoid or even impress the bullies. But it’s a losing strategy, folks.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
We hate each other and ourselves too much to accept the cure to the vapid misanthropic moment we’re living through right now.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh and new subscribers will also get the first Oozing From the Cracks comic. And all subscribers also gets a sticker each month!
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
My new comic is about a group of social outcasts called The Mutated. Oozie, an Ooze Girl who is trying her best but sucks at it. Sprout, a sentient mushroom who wears a cape and just wants everyone to get along. And Oscar a bitter Muppet looking guy who’d really rather not be one of The Mutated.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Listening to guys like this, and pretty much every big opinionated artist dude has done nothing by hold back my skillset.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Trans people are so selfish for not glazing scumbag California governors treating them as subhuman political pawns, thinking they deserve healthcare before 25, and wanting you to help them save for a new iPad by subscribing to their zine club at Patreon.com/SweetBeansComix
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One must imagine Sisyphus blitzed out of his mind
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Dude, it’s moral panic, that’s it. I get it, it’s nice he’s trolling back. I hope more dems do it. He may be useful in fighting the overall nonsense of the moment. But he obviously believes in nothing.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
And the new Beths album is out this week! I can’t handle it!
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I do not think I’ve been into this many brand new albums since I was a teenager. Punk, hardcore, emo, power pop, and adjacent music fans are eating this year. And I haven’t even gotten to the new Jer record yet.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
The new Pool Kids album rules. Music has been like the only thing to remain awesome in 2025.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually think the dems could use the anti-trans obsession in their favor especially if they’re gonna do the trolling thing going into the future. Telling transphobes this to “be a fucking man and live and let live” equating their obsession to a repressed sexual perversion. It could work.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess the data this week told them to not actually throw us under the bus. Neat.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Throwing trans people under the bus, then flying the trans flag all in a span of weeks. Masterful gambit, sir.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
This entire time I thought I was the only one who didn’t know its exact agreed upon definition.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you! This makes the most sense.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
Mirderbot rules.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s funny because the term “ai” is 100% a marketing choice.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
People always say don’t make your hobby a job, but then say they make self-indulgent art like it’s a bad thing. Maybe that’s I was confused.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Listen, I’m neurodivergent. So I’ve never understood what people mean when they call art “self-indulgent” and what that means compared to art that isn’t self-indulgent. I think everything I make might be self indulgent. Is that bad? People make it sound like it’s bad.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social)
Don’t let this fading summer pass you by.
Mallorie Malcontent ✨ (@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social) reply parent
It must be a special night where she is really cutting loose.