What dc really needs is a bunch of Mormon ex-Marine Brooks Brothersed motherfuckers getting laughed at on the streets of SE
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Scared and with good reason! Hope his bunker has lots of ketchup 😅.
aug 11, 2025, 2:28 am • 0 0 • view
Great comment, Popehat! Right on the mark! Love this!
aug 11, 2025, 2:31 am • 0 0 • view
They’re Mormons?! I didn’t realize Mormons liked hiring hookers -where it’s legal, of course (Obama’s team in Columbia). I stand corrected!
aug 11, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
uh, that was secret service.
aug 11, 2025, 11:07 am • 0 0 • view
You’re right.
aug 11, 2025, 1:16 pm • 0 0 • view
DC already has massively more armed officers per citizen than literally any other city in the US, and has by -far- the the most different branches present (I think it's 15 different uniforms? Might be 17). This is such an awful idea on so, so many levels.
aug 11, 2025, 2:57 am • 5 0 • view
Technically 42 law enforcement agencies in DC (municipal and federal), and that's not counting the universities that each have their own private security teams.
aug 11, 2025, 3:18 am • 7 0 • view
I was just counting ones that were authorized to make arrests, but fair enough, I've likely grossly undercounted. DC has never had a problem with too few officers.
aug 11, 2025, 3:32 am • 2 0 • view
When someone commits a crime in specific parts of the city (notably the Mall, near the White House, and near Congress), it's amazing how many law enforcement agencies respond, and how megafucked that person is.
aug 11, 2025, 3:35 am • 5 0 • view
They don't need it or want it either.
aug 11, 2025, 2:37 am • 0 0 • view
I’m sure those little kids who wanted to be FBI agents dreamed of the dangerous but exciting future walking foot patrol ???
aug 11, 2025, 2:25 am • 2 0 • view
He’s pushing the FBI agents to see what line they won’t cross. If they’ll follow an illegal order to walk the city streets, then they’ll follow his next illegal order as well
aug 11, 2025, 12:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Good thing there aren't any white collar or violent crimes waiting to be solved. 🙄
aug 11, 2025, 2:25 am • 7 0 • view
Eh. They couldn't be bothered to show up on J6 until DC/MD/VA cops had made it clear that the party was over (despite FBI HQ being a relatively short walk to the Capitol), so this is the world they now get to live in.
aug 11, 2025, 2:28 am • 7 0 • view
Hilarious. Wow Patel is not in charge…. As everyone knows!….except for MAGAs Suits patrolling Somewhere there is meme out there. Is Trump in the bunker yet?
aug 11, 2025, 12:35 pm • 0 0 • view
Yep. This is what a law degree and a desire to serve at the highest level of law enforcement will get get you under the Trump regime: beat cop in DC. Next FBI hiring standards will equal ICE’s
aug 11, 2025, 2:26 am • 22 1 • view
Pretty sure that will be a one sentence question. something like 'When did you realize Our Lord and Savior Donald J Trump was the True Descendant of Jesus?'
aug 11, 2025, 6:02 pm • 1 0 • view
I wish I could have been in the room when the podcasters-in-charge told the career FBI agents they have to be graveyard shift beat cops from now on
aug 11, 2025, 2:57 am • 22 3 • view
They will all be wearing tactical gear and wearing masks!!!
aug 11, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
youtu.be/FV1YVZV-Wb8
aug 11, 2025, 2:23 am • 2 0 • view
Now, you know not all the FBI SA’s are LDS, just some 😂😇.
aug 11, 2025, 2:49 am • 0 0 • view
At least he is speedrunning an alienation of all the police/military forces ahead of the final push.
aug 11, 2025, 2:24 am • 17 0 • view
Oh? I suspect there will be much compliance with the gloves being taken off. 'Now we can go bash those heads in'. 'Goddamned assholes will feel our wrath'. Too many will fall inline because they were already in that camp.
aug 11, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
This might be just designed as more punishment for the FBI more so than a “crackdown” on DC crime
aug 11, 2025, 2:34 am • 3 0 • view
I'm sure this is what those FBI agents signed up for. WTF?
aug 11, 2025, 2:50 am • 0 0 • view
The thing is, walking a beat is an actual skill set that I'm guessing a lot of these guys either bypassed or haven't had to do in 30 years.
aug 11, 2025, 3:19 am • 0 0 • view
Writing tickets for not picking up dog dirt in Georgetown ?
aug 11, 2025, 2:51 am • 2 0 • view
If FBI isn't 100% solving murders one has to ask why it exists at all.
aug 11, 2025, 2:25 am • 2 0 • view
aug 11, 2025, 1:21 pm • 0 0 • view
This raises a very serious question! How'd all the Mormons find a job at a totally different contractors while their SF-86 got processed.
aug 11, 2025, 5:27 am • 1 0 • view
Laughing at losers is now a capital offense?
aug 11, 2025, 2:42 am • 1 0 • view
You have no idea just how thin that skin is and how much pain is caused by laughing. /s /jk
aug 11, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
On the bright side, I’m looking forward to reading a 25 page speaking indictment for a public intoxication charge
aug 11, 2025, 3:53 pm • 2 0 • view
or, for that matter, getting laughed at in Logan Circle.
aug 11, 2025, 3:15 am • 6 0 • view
FBI as beat cops is hilarious
aug 11, 2025, 2:23 am • 36 1 • view
Yeah. I'm definitely thinking that they're trained for rousting drunks in DuPont Circle.
aug 11, 2025, 2:49 am • 10 0 • view
They shouldn't have clicked the "nightshift DC beat cop" in the 'Other Interests' dropdown on the application.
aug 11, 2025, 12:56 pm • 0 0 • view
I would die laughing seeing these dorkass losers in NW, trying to intimidate zoo goers or whatever the hell it is they think they're going to accomplish.
aug 11, 2025, 3:16 am • 0 0 • view
I feel like this is something they are used to due to knocking on doors for two years
aug 11, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
He should send out the WH pastry chef with a stern warning to malcontents.
aug 11, 2025, 4:07 am • 1 0 • view
So humiliating for those agents 😂
aug 11, 2025, 2:21 am • 5 0 • view
Being lowered to cop level.
aug 11, 2025, 2:21 am • 2 0 • view
This is The Wire hump management manifested
aug 11, 2025, 2:22 am • 1 0 • view
The city's crime rate hit a 30-year low last year and is down another 26 percent this year. But youth crime, the real culprit has been a problem and needs 100 $100,000 a year salaried FBI agents. #distraction
aug 11, 2025, 3:30 am • 1 0 • view
We have plenty already, thank you very much. It's called Navy Yard.
aug 11, 2025, 2:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Why can’t Space Force do it
aug 11, 2025, 2:29 am • 12 0 • view
They have a reactor to build.
aug 11, 2025, 10:37 am • 2 0 • view
Because…what else could the FBI do? 😎
aug 11, 2025, 2:34 am • 0 0 • view