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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social

The lesson here is to never eat fruit ever again. :D

aug 28, 2025, 8:51 am • 4 0

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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social

They should invent a sugar-free diet apple so I can eat it without spending the next day or two in Gastrointestinal Agony™, because I think I have fructose malabsorption? :'D

aug 28, 2025, 8:11 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social

An apple a day keeps the doctor away because the doctor has fructose malabsorption, and maybe my fructose malabsorption is why my dad wanted me to become a doctor.

aug 29, 2025, 1:22 am • 2 0 • view
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Eric Woodforde 🔞 @stretchydeer.bsky.social

Fruit flavored candy is the only way 👀

aug 28, 2025, 9:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social

Candy causes me Gastrointestinal Agony™ too though. 😔

aug 28, 2025, 9:27 am • 2 0 • view
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Kestrel @el-kestrel.bsky.social

enjoy ~scurvy~

aug 28, 2025, 9:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂ @goronic.bsky.social

I will! Thanks. :D

aug 28, 2025, 9:28 am • 0 0 • view