I knew moving to Antarctica was a mistake. 😔
Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp! I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D • he/him • 33 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 • ----- ☕: https://ko-fi.com/goronic
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I knew moving to Antarctica was a mistake. 😔
Anyway, going to bed early was a mistake and I would not recommend it to anyone for any reason. :D
I went to bed early last night, and I had like, every single one of my anxiety dreams at once. Even dreams I've not had in centuries like "mom went in the store and never came back out so now I have to drive the car home myself but I don't know how to drive" were included.
RIP. I will miss you. 😭
I doodled after all, but I don't remember what I originally planned on drawing. :D #Gorpart
Please spread this information people, don't let Pay Pal dox you.
I spent so much time cleaning off my desk to make room for my sketchbook that I no longer feel like drawing. Oops!
This is why I keep reminding everyone to keep calling. They're not backing down, they're doubling down. I know you're tired of seeing it, I am too, but we can't afford to stop. They can't be allowed to get away with it. Don't stop calling.
Failing at sleeping is my greatest skill
Same. 😴
Happened again. I had the sudden realization that I was still wearing my headphones that I thought I'd taken off and plugged in to a charger hours ago, and also that I was awake and not in bed.
It obviously can't catch everything, but filtering words makes social media 100000x more usable.
Yeah. I unpinned the discover feed a long long time ago, and I've never looked back.
I wish that the "why does this app keep showing me babyfurs? 😬" and "why did a fart artist just follow me? 🤢" types knew about this feature. 😔
An apple a day keeps the doctor away because the doctor has fructose malabsorption, and maybe my fructose malabsorption is why my dad wanted me to become a doctor.
The problem is that the first places I looked were all either annoyingly in the way, or are occupied by other objects that I'd lose forever if I moved 'em. :'D
I should know better than to move anything from the spot where it always naturally ends up, even when doing so makes my space 1000x less cluttered and 1000x more usable. 😔
anyway, today I disassembled and reassembled half of my room looking for a ball of string. I never found it, but I fully expect to find it right next to me on my desk in five months, and I'll realize that I just overlooked it this whole time because it was next to the lamp that I also overlooked.
This object that I sometimes need but seldom use is in the way. I'll find a good and logical spot to keep it where I'll always be able to easily access it when I need it, but where I won't keep tripping over it. :) ... *never finds it ever again* oops
I found it! It was exactly where I thought it landed, and in a spot that I've checked every day for the last two months. :D
They should invent a sugar-free diet apple so I can eat it without spending the next day or two in Gastrointestinal Agony™, because I think I have fructose malabsorption? :'D
I will! Thanks. :D
Candy causes me Gastrointestinal Agony™ too though. 😔
The lesson here is to never eat fruit ever again. :D
Same
I'm fine. I just ate an apple that was too sweet for my fragile little possum stomach. I can usually only really tolerate tart ones. :P
My dietary choices today have doomed me to spend the night on the toilet in Gastrointestinal Agony™. I wish this was my kink so I could at least be enjoying myself right now. 😔
Oh. never mind then. :D
Now you're gonna have to bully yourself for having spent so much time in nerd mode. 😱
Oh! I understand now! Thanks for opening my eyes. :D
Also, yes, it's very weird and confusing when someone with one of the Weird Kinks™ demonizes others who have equally Weird Kinks™. :'D
I unpinned the discovery feed years ago, even before it was universally hated. I can't imagine what it's like now. 😱
wow!
So a cool gargoyle in diapers? 🤔
😱💦
Sir, your naked is showing. 😳
i agree with me so i am reskeeting and giving myself $100 :)
corvid teacher #furry #art
Make sense! :D Anyway, nice diaper, NERD. It really suits you. >:D
Reskeeting it on main? very brave of you! >:D
I wish you had one too. 😔
one BIG NERD..... and one ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ⁿᵉʳᵈ
Oh, he's TINY :0
"ABDL furries are weird and gross!!" You are a coward. You are weak. This fandom is full of bizarre & strange interests and language like this is sawing the support beams of your own home. Use filters. Be an adult. We aren't kicking people out of the restaurant for ordering from a different menu.
Oh, in that case, how's "don't RIP. You won't be missed. 🥳" sound? :'D (I know it sounds kinda rude, but it's what he would have wanted. 😌✨)
Oh, oh I -like- this. If you want to switch gears on hassling the Payment Processors, take a page out of the (American) insurance industry by being a 'diligent customer' and calling the company ahead of time to confirm Prior Authorization. Be polite, but very confused when they insist you stop. 😇
RIP. You will be missed. 😭
Words of wisdom from @tinydeerguy.bsky.social
I'll snap his undies if I want, and you can't tell me what to do. 😌✨
Damn. I guess I have no choice. 😔 Here's all of my money (it's almost a whole $5!)
And instead of just acting like I'm superior for remembering safety tips from 30 years ago and shaming people who weren't taught, here's a short thread with relevant tips to hopefully help anyone else from getting hacked and becoming another "I accidentally reported you" bot.
(I feel like sites like twitter using built-in url shorteners kinda made a lot of us forget that last bit of advice. It at least made me forget to put it on the list originally. Oops!)
• Don't trust links with shortened URLs (bitly, tinyurl, random gibberish, etc.). If you can't tell what they're linking just by mousing over it, you probably shouldn't click it!
• Staff will never send you download links. • Do not download and run unknown .EXEs or install unknown applications from unknown sources. • Again, DO NOT GIVE YOUR LOGIN INFO TO ANYONE.
• Do not give your login information, 2FA codes, or answer your security questions to ANYONE, even if they claim to be staff. • Use different passwords everywhere. • Use 2FA. • Staff will only contact you through an official account. • Staff will never ask you to contact them off-site.
IDK. I already thought this was an old trick that everyone knows and nobody falls for anymore all the way back in the early 2000s when people were trying it on neopets???
Got one of those "I accidentally reported you and now I need you to send all of your login info to some guy on discord to dispute it" hacked accounts in my DMs today, and how the fuck do people actually fall for this? Has the entirety of Bluesky just forgotten decades of internet safety guidelines??
That's me! :D
What am I? 😱
Oops! Sorry for accidentally giving you like, 8 or 9 different kinds of wasps, most of which are very aggressive and/or dangerous. :'D
August is mostly over, and I've not seen a single wasp yet??? usually this is the absolute worst month for 'em???? It seems like they've been replaced by moths instead because those things are suddenly EVERYWHERE.
:D
So thoughtful! So helpful! What a great friend! 💜✨
And he's not afraid to let everyone know it. 😎✨
Yes >:3
Feed you lots of piss? Will do! :D
Big and bouncy, yes. 😳✨
I̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶u̶l̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶t̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶h̶o̶w̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶h̶e̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶p̶i̶s̶s̶ ̶l̶a̶t̶e̶r̶.̶ 😌
Wow! 👀💦
made him sluttier, but I'm still too distracted to ever finish it. :D #GorpArt
made him sluttier, but I'm still too distracted to ever finish it. :D #GorpArt
Ah! That makes sense! :D
"For selected products only, there's Mastercard."
I see!
i am unclear if California itself is the slut dad who Stinky loves, or if "ℂ𝔸𝕃𝕀𝔽𝕆ℝℕ𝕀𝔸 " and "𝐼 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝑀𝓎 𝒮𝓁𝓊𝓉 𝒟𝒶𝒹" are two separate unrelated thoughts
Shirt isn't my design. I stole it. I'm a thief. Send me to thief jail for shirt stealers.
I can't say I drew nothing. Just that I didn't finish the one single doodle I was doodling, and now I'm too distracted to ever work on it ever again~✨ :D #GorpArt
Hunky Fox 💪🦊
😳!! #GorpArt #FurryArt
true! :D
Gosh! I wonder why I'm constantly anxious lately??? It's a mystery!
Oh no! :D
My brain has been in constant "i'm waiting for something that could happen at any minute, and IDK when, so I can't start doing anything that will take any amount of time at all" mode lately, but IDK what my brain is waiting for. :'D
i was gonna draw today but i kept distracting myself too much to draw *dies*
buy them all
Thank you 😳✨
underpant and animal people wearing it
That's what I said, yes. 😈
First flavor is better >:D
It appears that he DOES have overpant, but he's wearing it on his ankles? :D
Wow! I think that counts as a DLC instead of just a rerun. :D
rerun of yesterday's "underpant" post
Congrats! I'm proud of you. :D
yes
👀
Go for it! Orcs are cool. 👍✨
Those ones don't look they'll last much longer. No wonder he had to steal the others. 😱
Oh! That is a good way to spend underwear day. :D
I will never forgive this failure~✨ :D (It's okay. xD)
Mushy! Are your pants under?