i think it would be very fun if the president died while we're at the state fair this weekend. the state fair is about the only place i ever see MAGA people and i would get to see them crying while carrying oversized stuffed animals and eating curly fries, crying on the ferris wheel, etc
the thought of all that soggy Indian fry bread is extremely funny
I’m going to be among my MAGA family members this weekend. These were people who were on an indescribable emotional roller coaster after the PA shooting. I want to bask in their pain. Let it roll over me like waves on a beach. I want to smirk in their faces and let them see my delight.
sorry is that wishing ill? i don't think his dying would be fun. i would have fun personally observing the public reaction to him being dead. i wouldn't see him being dead because i live 3000 miles away. thanks
v much in favor of this because I think it would be very funny to be completely unaware of it happening at a SCA-reenactor wedding in the woods
this is how events hundreds of miles away are supposed to be. unknown until later
I explicitly do not want his dying to be fun! optimal would be a stroke while calling into Fox and Friends, I think
Nah, during one of his press conferences, and he makes a ridiculous face and noise as he croaks so that he goes out in a maximally embarrassing way.
Maybe that means I want it to be fun? I can live with that. I’m not normally like this but he’s just done too much vile shit & I want a little catharsis
what do you think the state fair would do if he died during the day? i imagine they'd at least pause the rides and ask for a moment of silence and play the star spangled banner over the intercom? do they send everybody home?
they’d be insane to expect a moment of silence to be respected. maybe they double fry all their stuff?
my mom has told me stories about when kennedy was killed but that was. different
Yes, my parents were grad students in Eugene. She said everybody was shocked and crying and didn’t know what to do, so they went to the stadium—the biggest gathering place they could think of. At the State Fair, maybe the concert space?
my parents were students at the catholic school and all the nuns were crying and everyone got sent home and everyone at home was crying too. my family is irish catholic so my grandma felt like her own son had been shot
needless to say my family will not react the same way this time
Imagine you've managed to get yourself elected to President of the United States of America, & you STILL know full well that when you croak will be the biggest universal celebration across the entire planet, that the world has ever seen. And there's not a thing you can do about it.
Yeah I feel like Vegas won’t be dimming their lights this time around
the butter sculpture is melted in a somber display of mourning
I imagine at least three fights breaking out in the livestock barn
the let everyone into the extra good fair space, normally reserved for 4H winners, chaos reigns
Not a thing. Maybe make an announcement over the bad intercom, that only pockets of people would hear.
I imagine there would be entrepreneurs selling Genuine lucky thighbones of St Donny of Mar-a-Lago for $10 each or $50 for half a dozen.
Naw, $10 or four for $50. Those people ain’t known for being good at math.
😂
this is what Celebrate by Kool & the Gang was made for
Celebration. oops
Meh, wishing Ill wishing schmill😅 couldn't happen to a nicer guy 😅😅
I’ll wish ill all day long. I’m wishing ill right now
I'm wishing ill so hard it's remarkable that *I* am still alive.
I'm not surprised I'm still alive after doing it -- I can wish ill so hard, I briefly become 6'4", 220.
hey, it’ll happen at some point, let it at least be at a funny time
I'm going this weekend too. I'll keep an eye out for you and the adorable kids!
this is such a beautiful mental image to me that if i had a gazillion dollars i'd hire someone to paint the scene
The line at the Oregon Dairy Women's barn will not budge. (But there will be a higher than usual amount of milky vomit on the midway.)
I would hope they’d offer fried butter at 25% off, or 2 for $5.00!
this is beautiful 🤣
took my pal to ours last week and it was literally all i could think about while passing the infinite MAGA t shirts
We went to the fair this week and it is great people watching. Also cute pigs and goats
Every time I hear a firework going off in the distance, I pause and wait for a bunch more to start popping off as I assume that is how I will be initially informed of his passing. Any day now.
FWIW, you can just say “it would be very fun if he…” and we’d all know who you were talking about.
Maybe they'll live-stream it so that we can be sure.
I would love this for you.