Kind of wish she’d won her argument. Maybe we could have flipped that seat. It would have been hard. But not impossible.

The bolding on this confused me at first — she was crushed and scrambled? Ouch.

agree. a bit rough even for trump

We’ll do anything to get eggs these days.

I’m pretty sure her eggs are moldy.

Lol

I immediately thought of a seafood place I visited in Louisiana once where the fish were served just two ways - boiled and fried. Works for eggs and fascists, too!

I had to read it again too! 😅

Egg substitutes are hard to come by.

Me too! Totally

Makes me smile.😊

Karma's a bitch.

No sympathy here

She might be mad enough to vote against her party. WIN-WIN. Mr. Jeffries, a project for you.

What's even BETTER is that she's going to lose her House seat next year too!!

“Marsha, Marsha, MARSHA!”

:-D F her! F them!!

:-D

She could absolutely get payback and sink his agenda…. Just sayin

So when they learn that he will throw you away if you are not useful to him.

Poor Elise. Threw away her integrity to knowingly support a tyrant, and all she has to show for it is some worthless Trump cyber currency and a Mar-a-Lago pool pass.

I love happy news!!!!! 😜

From the veepstakes to this. Now just the queen of the rockeaters. 😔

Popcorn?

Josh, do you REALLY feel much empathy for this woman who originally won her seat claiming she was a moderate and then morphed into one of DJT's biggest anti impeachment defenders? I'm a therapist and do empathy for a living but I'm more feeling like "Karma can be cruel" when it comes to Rep. Elise.

Thoughts & prayers.

These pathetic women who think they mean something to him. Lol.

Never forget...

Poor Elise, you were so close.

Not even a Scaramucci, though maybe there's a fetal ambassadorship that she'd qualify for?

Oh, the humanity...

🔥

who could have imagined it would end this way

All of us on Earth 1.

She had something special with the big man and you truly hate to see something so pure ruined by the vagaries of the political moment but sic transit gloria, &c.

Faust?

He flushed her name once before ...

Me! It's everything I hoped for except her losing next time!

Haha. She should complete the circle by becoming a Democrat.

Never

woman scorned…

Um. We don’t want her kind.

If it gives us the majority and third in line for Presidency...

We’ve had too many fake and feckless Democrats

Purity is tired. Winning is wired.

Did we win with Manchin and Sinema?

Yes we won with Manchin. 18 years of a senate seat no other democrat could have won.

Yes and lots of judges to the federal bench. Still it’s painful to defend Manchin at any level.

We lost when the Senate was 50/50 because Manchin and Sinema held Democrats hostage. It was somewhat understandable with Manchin in WVa, and he was a skilled politician—yet he acted like HE was president. Sinema was just a turncoat sellout, like Fetterman is trending toward. No more of all this.

Ah yes the "technical victory" that left ordinary voters believing the Democratic party was feckless and not interested in helping the working class because Manchin never let it do things people actually wanted like universal healthcare. That kind of win should be called "A Schumer"

My face , etc

I couldn’t. But I’m thrilled

Imagine that. And Trump's had such a history of selflessly standing behind those who are loyal to him and putting the interests of others, individuals, the party, the nation, ahead of his own craven desire to avoid a Democratic run house with impeachment and subpoena powers.

Something, something.. everything Trump touches dies or something like that...

Back to the Wegman's parking lot for your wine & cheese, Elise. Someday maybe someone will let you go abroad again for a convention.

#ETTD

Next step is for her to switch parties out of spite.

She's not welcome

Thoughts and Prayers.

Sob, sob

Oh, the Stefanity....

Now she’ll have to plow the back 40 on her homestead….

So this is the quote I always use. Been using it more and more…

Back to fund-raising, er..begging for Elise

Should also be noted that apparently some of the leakers must really loathe Elise as much as we do, given how they described her reaction.

It's going to make it a lot more difficult to get the taste of tRump's mushroom out of her mouth!

womp womp

dammit, we're gonna have to find a smaller violin

Interestingly, as she started going full MAGA her entire appearance changed. The vile garbage she started spewing actually changed her looks.

She tried hard but is lacking the essential MAGA attributes to rise to the top. No fake tits, no trowel-applied make-up, no crazy eyes, no real heart or passion for hating and denigrating the various MAGA targets of hate and oppression, etc. They know she is not really their kind.

Good take.

Couldn’t of happened to a more genuine congresswoman.

She sold her soul to a politician who is so incompetent that less than 90 days into his term, everyone knows he’s going to cost his party control of Congress.

From your post to God's eyes

The rare double-crush-scramble dignity wraithing!

At times like this, it’s important to remember that Elise Stefanik is a person with hopes and dreams, just like the rest of us

🎻🎻🎻

Crushed and scrambled Stefanik is 100% improvement from howling MAGA Stefanik.

Yeah, get me a violin.

People are pissed and she’s going to lose her seat in 2026.

Yeah her plan was to move to NY and take this zero work gig giving speeches at the UN and then run for president/VP/ get an ambassador job. Now she has to go back to carrying water for the administration

She can’t even carry water for them because she’s nothing in the House. She has no committee assignments and no leadership position. She abased herself for 8 years to become UN Ambassador and Trump screwed her. And her most fitting ending will be if she loses her House seat in 2026.

oh I so hope this is true! I will help with the campaign!

This could not have happened to a more sycophantic little shit. Love it for her.

Elise is unattractive, over-weight, dresses from the Land’s End catalogue. She will *never* be successful in Trumpworld ™️. She needs to meet Kristi Noem’s plastic surgeon if she wants a really big job. Trump doesn’t care about the Congressional seat.

That is not necessary re: Land’s End.

Legit. I shop at Target. But you get my point. She needs to look like a porn star to be a success in that world.

I got it. Lands' End is "a look" and it ain't porn.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Poor thing. And she was THIS close to getting away from the hillbillies in her district. Her only connection was daddies summer house on a lake. This throws a monkey wrench in her plans to run for Prez. It was all mapped out, dammit! Stomps her foot, "So unfair!"

The old adage.....lay down with dogs.... She laid down with a liar and deranged moron. She knew what Trump was like. She deserves exactly what she got.

by Anonymous One night in late October, When I was far from sober, Returning with my load with manly pride, My feet began to stutter, So I lay down in the gutter, And a pig came near and lay down by my side; A lady passing by was heard to say:

"You can tell a man who boozes, By the company he chooses," And the pig got up and slowly walked away

Silver lining: will now have more time to achieve her true life long goal of summiting all of the 46 high peaks in the Daks!

Trump would never hire someone that looked like Rosie O'Donnell.

NY doesn’t want her back!

The only great replacement is what's happening to Stefanik

Will she get her leadership position back ? She is female, and the Liz Chaney experience was not fun for them.

Back to the Eastern Front, Untersturmführer Stefanik!

Wouldn’t it be great if she just broke ranks now? I still find it amazing that they are afraid of losing Watertown and Fort Drum.

She could just quit altogether if she wants. Her career isn't going anywhere anyway as she has associated herself with the insane party. tsk tsk

Geez, it took the #StableGenius two months to figure out the math on the House. #PresidentDunce

I sure not on his own.

Nice! May she keep getting served at the Karma Buffet.

Please!!! You told me if I sold my soul to you you’d make me ambassador!!!!

I think I'll be able to live with her disappointment...

Sounds like a Gabriel Garcia Márquez short story: "The Sorrows of Fascist Elise".

Oh boo hoo for Elise

Hilarious when this happens to the rumpswabs. Ideally the north country will also reject her slithering back up to pretend to represent them after this pathetic spectacle.

Ok I can't be the only one who read that "crushed and scrambled" (expecting an egg joke I guess)

Egglise was right there too

Eggs are expensive. Elise is cheap.

Did the exact same thing!

Definitely NOT the only one

😭😭😭😭

She now has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

Womp womp. Now comes a real test of her character. Will she continue to be his slavish toady, or go back to the fairly moderate R she once was? If she thinks he's in trouble, I wouldn't dismiss Door #2 (yet).

She was both crushed AND scrambled.

Good, she needs crushing.

I'm sure she'll pick herself up, dust herself off and resume zealously representing constituents.

I saw the INCREDIBLE apartment in New York she was going to occupy as UN ambassador 😂🤣😂. Karma is a salty bitch! 🤣😂😂

Pics please. I want to luxuriate in it.

I saw a clip of it while I was binging YouTube today. Can't remember which podcast, but I found a pic of the living room (unfurnished) online. It takes up an entire floor in the building. Also comes with a "large staff"

😮 Are we paying for that? Hard to believe the salary for that job would pay for that.

My understanding is we bought it back from the British. And yep, the apartment is a "Perk" and has been going back before the Brits we owned it then as well. It's where Nikki Haley lived when she held the post.

Daamn. This makes her not getting the job even more enjoyable.

I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself when I heard about it yesterday 😂 😅

Once again, Trump comes through for the people that debase themselves for him.

Hoo hoo, stuck with whatever a congressional salary can pay for.

👀

IKR!! Bless her little black heart 🖤

Nice digs. 🤭

Ah well she can always paste a copy on her broken down wall and dream of what might have been😁 even Stormy Daniels is better off

Hey…Big Balls & DOGE Team - here’s a item you can cut from the budget!

K-A-R-M-A

I prefer K-A…. Cuz I hope it’s not finished!

I love this for her.

And it will be a “chef kiss” when she loses her seat in ‘26

Couldn't happen to a nicer little "pick me"

Ambitious Harvard girl turns fascist, doesn't get career success.

boohoo stefanik is a spectacularly poor rep to her constituents she hitched her wagon to the orangedemon and found out she's the horses arse

Bwahahahahaha … no wait … hahahahahaha … but … hahahahahahaha …must try to be … hahahahaha … sorry … hahahahahaha …

Wait, let me help. Hahahahahahahahahahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Her tears are delicious

Watch out for the bus!

I hope Trump is worried about elections: it means they’re not 100% corrupted.

I don’t think being worried about elections means the Trump admin is not corrupt. It means they’ll do everything in their power to prevent Dems from voting so they can hold onto power indefinitely.

Thank you for writing. The Trump Admin is definitely corrupt. Apologies , but to clarify, I meant that the elections had not (yet) been corrupted to such a degree that Trump lost all fear of losing.

Ah, that’s true! At least, I hope it’s true.

As the prophet said ETTD

NOT a fan of screengrabs without accompanying links....

wha wha wha

The poor thing.

Right into my veins.

Karma’s a bitch …. Takes one to know one.

Oh okay. Today is opening day of baseball season!

More and more wannabes need to see the light, that it never pays to suck up to him

Für Elise has never been so sad

Where’s my tiny violin?

Not enough trombonists in all the world who care enough about this to even play the womp womp

I’m a professional trombonist, I’ll do a womp womp tomorrow during my warmup in her honor

🤣

Its well past time for people in his orbit who he's wronged to start turning on him in the media

Stefanik is a feckless a-hole who’ll never learn from her mistakes.

“crushed and scrambled” is an omelet fail

She thought she’d have it over easy, but instead her victory was poached.

Someone moved the cheese, Elise.

Bye bye

Crimea River

It’s either get appointed to a new job, or Fox News. She really doesn’t have many other futures…..

Sorry just fake tears from here. Being one of Tumps lackeys is tough especially when you go to the guillotine for him. You might as well have a monkey or a parrot being the ambassador to the UN you’re just a mouthpiece for the administration and not an actually thinking person.

Young intelligent, ambitious, Harvard educated leader barely keeping ego under control until she can fuck Trump. There are more like her, just waiting. [to be clear, I don’t like her]

💯 She's a terrible person who's smart enough to know better.

I could not be happier for the leopard dining on this face

Schadenfreude!

Thoughts and prayers.

I am peeved we don’t get to replace her, We had a great chance to reclaim the house.

Keep the faith for 2026.

Congrats to the UN

Exactly what her pathetic MAGA ass deserves.

Thoughts and prayers, bitch.

Why does no one do a reverse Sinema or Fetterman? Just once I’d like to see some ghoul from the right “see the light” and go hero instead of heel. Human fealty I guess. Take the money and back over the stray dog on your way out

I think Rep Mike Turner (snubbed by the insufferable Johnson) and maybe Rep. Don Bacon are two potential “indie but caucusing with democrats” candidates. I hope there are more. Because history might be kind to them.

Cheney, Kinzinger, Romney. It happens, it's just that their careers immediately end.

Due respect, but not sure Cheney and Kinzinger are at the end of their careers

not one of those people will ever do anything to meaningfully improve people's lives. they all like trump's policies and voted with him the majority of the time, they just don't like him

Romney and Cheney can afford to drop anchor on MAGA. Doesn’t mean they wouldn’t have gone along with Trump on 90% of his policies if he wasn’t such an openly crime boss.

Romneys a beloved Senator. He’s fine.

He voted with trump 80% of the time. That’s fine?

80 is not bad for a UT Republican

Anyway I said HE’S fine.

I think for Cheney it was 97% or something.

Romney is a mormon and say what you will about the underwear and Bain Capital, he does have a set of principles. They aren't the principles I have, but he does have them.

Also helps that he can burn $100 bills for warmth and be long dead before his family gets cold. Wealth is a great insulator

This is a great way of explaining it. I really disliked him back in 2012 but he did break away from his party to criticize Trump, which is worth something.

“Corporations are people, my friend.” He made his millions doing hostile takeovers moving factories to China. He built the framework for the oligarchy that has conquered us. Sick that he was the only one who had enough.

He was a decent governor here in MA and the ACA is based on the healthcare plan he initiated here. I had hoped for more from him as a senator.

💯

Remember when Angus King decided to go indie and cacus with the dems? That was like 20 years ago. Maybe longer. Christ, I'm getting old.

Experienced

I got my facts wrong. He ran for senate in 2012.

Yeah, well, the last 8 years have been the longest century in human history.

Girl. Yes.

These last four months have been the longest year

McConnell is making the occasional timid little wave in that direction, but of course will never, never be a hero.

Ebola isn’t good enough for him. He engineered ALL of this and could have stopped it.

A-yep.

Because right-wing grifting pays better.

[sip]

Trump women scorned by Trump... maybe Bernie and AOC ought to invite these ladies to lunch Amy Conan Barrett, Lara Loomer & now Elise Stefanik it is a good time for strange bedfellows

Barrett's the only one worth investing in. She's not exactly who any of us thought she was (plus she'll be on the court another 30 years).

I'm looking to exploit opportunities here. Not make life long friends. But any energy that works for the defeat of the freaks running this circus is welcome. we need to use everything

Trump is not calling the shots folks. He’s just playing golf

Right? He's an increasingly senile old man who can barely string a sentence together. It's the psychopaths like Miller, Vought, Musk and Thiel that are calling the shots.

He really likes signing stuff, though. So they keep giving him that to do.

Crushed AND scrambled? Poor thing.

Oh no! Opportunity stifled by DJT’s needs! She came in as a moderate GOP, and turned MAGA. We may have a chance to swing that district in 2026 as her constituents will be hurt by cutbacks by President Mu$k and VP Trump and loss of Canadian tourists dollars.

Awwwww. Poor backstabbing bitch got stabbed in the back. How terrible.

She deserves whatever she gets

Dear Elise, You sold your soul to Trump in order to achieve your dreams of power and fame. When you sell your soul to someone who has no integrity you risk being kicked to the curb at his whim. In other words, you reaped what you sowed. Womp, womp, womp Sincerely, Hambone

She should resign effective immediately in protest.

Are they going to give her a larger House office and more staff to make up for it.

Maybe she’ll be mad enough to revolt? Just a few well placed no votes would be good.

She could resign her seat 🤷🏻‍♂️

I wouldn't hold your breath.

I wouldn't either. But if I were her? I'd wait to see how those FL elections go, and if they both flipped, I might go to Jeffries and see what kind of a deal I could cut to recant my evil ways. Best served cold, and all that.

No. She is not welcome

Not for control of the House? You astonish me. Think of the aneurysms bursting all over the new Minority.

She doesn’t have to become a Democrat, just upend all their careful plans that rest on her voting with them. Even just a present or no vote could cause chaos,

It's true, and it would be a plus, but it wouldn't have the transformative impact that shifting House control would. Maybe she wouldn't want to burn her bridges that way, but in sheer FAFO terms she couldn't do better.

Eh it’s a nice thought anyway

He is finally maybe realizing his Shitty policies might not be popular with his base

Siri, what is Schadenfreude?

She should show him and RESIGN.

I was think the same!!

What Elise, are we that ungovernable here in NY-21?

This makes me so happy

Trump dumps everyone in the end. She should get her revenge by resigning. I'm sure she can afford to.

she won't though because she's a sycophant

One of Goethe's lesser novels IMO...

People have been telling her on X for years not to give up her integrity for Trump. She didn’t listen. Too bad, so sad, Elise.

A loyal subject chucked under a mini bus for fawning over the big man. Who’s next?

Boo the f@ck hoo.

Elise, your Bus is here...

Just landed under the bus? Welcome! And roll over, because there's always someone new coming in after you.

Of course she was crushed. She was dreaming of being in Manhattan at the Security Council and she’s going back to schmoozing car dealers in Watertown.

On a good day

Isn’t the fair coming up in Gouveneur?

🤣👏👏👏

Delicious.

FELON47 probably will have the US withdraw from the UN. Then an EO to have the UN vacate from NYC. Tell MAGA it’s the “greatest real estate deal the world has ever seen.” And they will lap it up.

“He’s nervous about a Trump +20 district”

Boo hoo

They must be worried about Florida. Florida! Where the won…how do they say it? “Bigly.”

Love that for her

I LOVE this for her. LOVE IT!

#ETTD

"Crushed and scrambled", was she? Well, she's a bad egg.

America is slowly collapsing under the incredible weight of egg based puns.🤦‍♂️

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I expect having given up her leadership post, she's a shell of her former self.

I hope her male GOP colleagues remind her, Ala Trump misogyny. It’s about time it came back around to Eli$e, nyet?

🤣

As a former constituent of hers, anything that makes her happy is fine with me.

World’s smallest violin 🎻

#NeverForget where poor, poor #NY21 never-to-be an ambassador Elise Stefanik was on #January6th ... hiding from Trump's terrorists she & her Republicans called "hostages." Who will Trump replace her with? Ivanka?

And then she called the violent perps “hostages” for Trump, while actual Israeli and American hostages were being held or killed by Hamas. Kind of anti-Semitic for Eli$e, the university pres attacker, wouldn’t you say?

Crushed AND scrambled. Ouch.

I am happy for her sorrows and look forward to her being beaten in 26. She can then run for dog catcher and fall into obscurity. Everything Trump touches dies. Rick Wilson must be sinking words of joy.

Fuck her. I expect upstate NYers to make her life hell no that she’s back.

Awe, poor Elise

When you sell your soul to the devil, you're going to have to go through hell to get it back

"Get her soul back" She doesn't have one, so nothing to get back

You made your own bed Elise, have fun lying in it. (A little double entendre for this Friday 😜)

How much did Elise Stefanic spend on her "farewell" tour? How much will she spend on her "I'm back" tour?

Good, fuck that nasty bitch

The worst of the worst from NY...and that's saying alot

Love to see it

Heard Rep Hines on a podcast today call it like Shakespearean tragedy for her- she reoriented herself to MAGA against her own values for aspirations destroyed by the thing she helped build. Ya love to see it.

She never thought the leopards would eat HER face.

How sharper than a serpent's tooth are the whims of the monarch.

💫

Musk would do well to heed you.

Values? What values?

Well he said he knew her when she entered Congress, maybe they entered together and he called her a “classic Bob Dole Republican.” It’s why I don’t even call it the GOP anymore. That party is dead. It’s MAGA only.

The party of Bob Dole, John McCain, and Mitt Romney is dead.

They put it in the hands of Jeb! and I am sorry to report he was not up to the task.

#ETTD Everything Trump Touches Dies. It is a now an ironclad law of politics.

Oh, little Pookie.

Maybe she can form a support group with Chris Christie, Sean Spicer, and Herschel Walker...

✅🏆

He’ll promise her something I’m sure.

Thoughts and prayers

Maybe she’ll realize she’s just another tool??

I noticed the word “reintegrate” in that meme. Stefanik should be sent to the severed floor and not allowed to leave. #Severance

"Your outie is a feckless coward who praised an authoritarian clown for the sake of her own ambitions"

Praise kier for this skeet.

~ Powering up the theremin ~

I bet her tears taste absolutely delicious!

She’s DEIA, just like the other women in the regime; thus, easily disposed of.

Elise sold her soul to the Felon and now has nothing to show for it.

It doesn’t matter she’ll still suck his dick and kiss his ass.

A case of “when you love someone SO much, you must love what they say”😢

Bought the ticket. Got the ride.

Bags packed & no place to go - sorry Elise. #ETTD

No worries. She'll still suck hi...um, vote party on demand.

Such sweet schadenfreude!